yoOoOoO new story mofos
This one is, I assure you, going to be a much happier read than Melted Candle Wax. More like how the actual episodes of the show are. Except I use gijinkas :P
Anyway, enjoy!
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"In that warm summer after peace came, Tara suddenly lost its isolation. And for months thereafter a stream of scarecrows, bearded ragged, footsore and always hungry, toiled up the red hill to Tara and came to rest on the shady front steps, wanting food and a night's lodging. They were Confederate soldiers walking home. The railroad had carried the remains-"
"This is pointless!"
Kululu paused in his reading and looked up at Giroro.
For what wasn't the first time in that meeting room (or even the first time that day) the corporal felt his temper rise to its boiling point. What had set it off this time-
"When are you going to come up with a plan that will actually work?!" Giroro demanded.
"This is a good plan, Corporal Giroro!" Keroro insisted. "Sergeant Major Kululu has a deep, level voice and research shows that that's soothing to Pekoponians!"
"Oh, please-"
"All we have to do is broadcast him reading boring stuff to every home, and before we know it the entire planet will be asleep! That'll make invading easy!"
"Are you seriously so stupid?!" Giroro slammed his hand down on the table. "Nothing like this ever works, so why would it this time?!"
"Hey, the plans work sometimes!" Keroro retorted.
"Oh, really? Have we successfully conquered Pekopon?" Giroro countered.
"Well… no…"
"Then none of our plans have been successful!"
"I think that Giroro poses a fair point, Captain," piped up Dororo.
"No one asked you, lance corporal," Tamama said, his head resting on his hand.
"What about when we gave Giroro a steroid and tried to be stronger?" Keroro asked.
"Nah," Kululu said, "that didn't work because of how aggressive it made the corporal. We took the implant out less than a month after I put it in because he was being such a dick."
"Ohh, that's right. Too bad that that didn't work. I liked that plan," said Tamama.
"What about when we tried to dye all the Pekoponian's fingers yellow from the peeling of too many oranges?"
"No, we never did that one because it would have only caused trouble for people," Dororo reminded him.
"How 'bout when we fused together and combined our powers? Where'd we go wrong there?"
"That one just had a lot of little problems."
Keroro ran his hands through his hair. Then, he pointed his finger in the air determinedly. "I will propose a new plan that will satisfy even the most un-satisfiable…" He looked pointedly at Giroro, who merely scowled.
"I say that we should re-visit our previously failed plans and make them not be failures!"
"What, all of them?" Giroro asked.
"No, just the ones where we got this," he held his fingertips a millimeter apart, "close. And we'll try to fix where we went wrong."
Everyone stared at him, apparently unimpressed.
Keroro squinted at them and put his hands on his hips. "Unless anyone has any better ideas?"
No one did. Keroro gave a thumbs-up and said, "Okay!"
(lmao sorry that it's so short)