This is a product of an insane mind with nothing but air inside.

Happy reading though..

I siriusly don't own anything though, not even a single HP book.

A Dramione Drabble

By Tainted Rain

Humor/Parody

Hermione Granger cursed under her breathe as she made to the Head's Dorm. She had gone to the Gryffindor Tower to see what the commotion in the castle was all about.

She let out a long exasperated sigh, she was right, it was the new product by The Weasley Twins that they had shipped to Ron to test it on the poor students. Hermione had confiscated the gooey potion like smelly liquid form Ron. It could be harmful.

Hermione crinkled her nose in the stench on her hands. She had accidentally let some of the gruesome viscous liquid fall onto her hands and now her hands smelled. It wasn't that bad, right?

And then Hermione realized, her Head's washroom had suffered a major flood the morning. The old and rusty pipes had been leaking a bit to which she had so foolishly paid no heed to and hence the situation. Until the problem was fixed, Dumbledore had asked her to share with her co-head.

She had no choice but to use her co-head's bathroom instead. The stench was assaulting her olfactory senses a lot more than she had imagined it would.

Hermione gulped nervously and pushed the door of the Head boy's washroom, afraid of what she was going to find inside.

As soon as the door opened, Hermione almost laughed at her thoughts, she was afraid that a snake would emerge out of the room, after all, the head boy was a Slytherine, more like The Slytherine.

But as soon as the door opened, Hermione's jaws hit the floor at the magnificence of the room. It didn't even look like a washroom. It was elegant and beautiful.

'Pureblood ferret would always get what he wants!' Hermione cursed and dashed into the squeaky clean washroom. She opened the tap and washed her hands of the thick syrupy goo which was now stuck on her hands like skin.

Hermione's eyes ran through Draco Malfoy's stuffs as she searched for a soap. She laughed out loud at his choice of soaps and hair products, man that boy did have a fetish for strawberry. Hermione washed her hands with the help of his Strawberry smelling soap.

Her eyes landed onto the bottle she realized was his shampoo..

An evil grin which would've even put the Slytherine Prince to shame broke into the Head Girl's face.

Ohhh...Life was good.

The next morning, the door to the Great Hall opened with a loud bang, landing every pair of eyes at the figure at the center of the door.

The residents of Hogwarts including the teacher's eyes widened in surprise.

A muffled giggle. A smothered smirk. A restrained laugh.

It was a faint but audible laugh from the Gryffindor table, precisely the Head Girl herself that commenced the burst of uncontrollable fit of laughter at the Head Boy's condition.

'Granger!' Draco marched ahead in anger, 'What the hell did you do?'

Ron and Harry hi fived each other before literally falling off their chairs, their hands clutching their contracting stomachs.

'I should owl them to let them know that their hair product worked. Though I do wish I had camera to show them the result. Draco-Ferrety-Malfoy with pink hair, bloody brilliant!' It was the last thing in Ron's mind as his hands came out to wipe a tear off his eyes as he savored the sour and disgruntled look in Malfoy's face.

So...How was it?

Be honest 'kay and Review.

I was thinking about Sakura and Yachiru's pink hair and Viola, this was the product.

~Rain