Just a Note: I do not own anything its just me writing with familiar characters. Also, this was written instead of doing my homework in AP United States History and we were learning about the Vietnam war and other events leading up to it. So I apologize if any toes are stepped on in the process of reading. Oh, and I got a 100 on the assignment- I guess my teacher enjoyed it.
Weapons of Mass Destruction
One day, the Green Lantern was flying around Baltimore when he ran into a fly trap. The light was so bright he was temporarily blinded; due to his impaired vision, he proceeded to ram his face into the light bulb for thirty minutes. He only stopped when he realized the skin of his face had melted and slid down the light bulb into a puddle on the bottom of the cage. He attempted to stay alive and call for help to Flash Gordon, who was patrolling the area some sixteen and a half miles away, but there was no hope for young Green Lantern. He died at the bottom of the cage with his skull resting in the now congealing skin of his face.
After the tragic incident, all of Green Lantern's arch nemeses, whoever they are, ruled the tri-state area. They used terror and brute force to manipulate the residents. Three long months passed and all DC comic book superheroes avoided Green Lantern's area of patrol. Finally, Batman and Superman took up the challenge and with the help of some unknown scientist, christened Dr. Squib, were morphed into one being, Super Bat Awesome Man. They began with Green Lantern's tri-state area, but eventually took over the world, helped spread education, stabilized inflation, fought wars by hunting people of interest, and leveled the playing field (literally) by dropping atomic bombs on the Communists, Vietnamese, Chinese, the Soviets, and any other threats to America.
Captain America, then monitoring the Mexican border, did not agree with the new mutant's technique of nuclear war fare. It was not well known to the other superheroes around the world that by dropping these nuclear weapons, not only would the targeted countries and persons, but the unmarked persons, too. Captain America wrote a ferociously persuasive text message to Super Bat Awesome Man explaining fall out and radioactivity. Eventually, after hours of vile and sarcastic messages, Captain America agreed to join Team Anti-Commi on the condition of a position of high ranking.
Soon Team Anti-Commi, now including both DC and Marvel Characters (Flash Gordon, The Hulk, Iron Man, and the list of memberships continue), began to see the corrupt part of their president (and partial dictator,) Super Bat Awesome Man. Eventually, the once heroes became villains and the use to be villains rose up and obliterated Team Anti-Commi with a single Hydrogen bomb. Things went haywire after the destruction of Team Anti-Commi; the people still believed that the once superheroes (now dead) were "good' and the once villains (now heroes) were still "bad." There were riots in the streets, couches set on fire, and even hamburgers stolen from the McDonalds!
Thankfully, the president and the sheer illusion of a republic was restored throughout the United States.