Hey guys I'm Pikachu and this time I'm writing it this is my first time so expect failure on major proportions.

Kid: Bitch I thought I ran this show

Hikaru: The host has been replaced

Roxas: Well let get this show on the road

Pikachu bought four nerve gear with four copies of sword art online with the last of the money he got from his job in the candy shop.

Pikachu: Hey guys look what I got (while holding boxes)

Kid: Oh god he got us death traps

Pikachu: NO! (While staring at Kid) these are awesome virtual reality helmets

Roxas: This seems like a bad idea in all

Hikaru: This seems very familiar

Pikachu: Okay guys when you put it on say link start

Every one put on the nerve gear and loaded the game.

All: Link start

They all were put in the game with their own custom characters

Pikachu: Wow it's so real

Hikaru: There is something fairly similar to this

Roxas: let's go on an adventure!

Kid: ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GOING TO DIE (while slaying five boars)

Kid: Hey look I'm level two

Everyone else: Great just started and all ready cussing damn

Roxas: hey do you guys fell tingly

Kid: OH GOD ROXAS IS ON HER PERIOD

Pikachu: No me too

Kid: HIM TO-

They were teleported to the center of the world. They looked around to find an explanation. Thousands of players were there too some shocked some afraid.

Hikaru: guys look (as she pointed at the sky)

Roxas: the sky is bleeding

Pikachu: wow they are really working for that m rating

The blood started to take shape in a a

Kid: Oh it's a person

Figure: Hello, I am Kayaba Akihiko

Kayaba: Some of you may have already realized that you cannot log out this is no bug

Kayaba: The only way to log out is to beat all the 100 hundred levels of castle Aincrad

Random person: So you want us to beat a mmo

Kayaba: Essentially

Random people: FUCK YOU

Kayaba: Whoa getting a lot of hostility here

Random person: Honestly, when was the last time you heard beat ever quest

Kayaba: When was the last time you heard someone playing ever quest

Random person: Fair enough

Kayaba: Now I've put something in your inventory

Everyone got a mirror but once they looked in it they changed into their actual self. They were a lot of obese people.

Kid : Let's play spot the people who play world of warcraft

Kayaba: One more thing if you die in the game your real life will perish as well

Kayaba: Oh, one more thing I disabled the profanity filter …HAVE FUN

There was a long pause but in that time Hikaru lead the crew out of the city to find quest before the rest of the people. There was a lot of screams as they were leaving.

Hikaru: We need to stick together now matter what we must survive this

Kid: Oh Pikachu

Pikachu: Yeah

Kid: Told you

Roxas: Rate please

Quick question what was kid talking about?

Gonna get some hate from girls and ROXAS.