If you were born or lived during the '90's, you must've heard about the Aggro Crag one way or another.

Now, being a former worker at Nick Studios in its heyday, I obviously had an inside look on how the sets work. What they didn't tell you back then was that the crag was a real, live rock, like a pet rock. Seems innocent enough in itself, but due to the kid-filled environment in which it does its job, there was just one thing nightmare inducing/childhood ruining about this: it feasts upon the carcasses of said innocent adolescents who dare set foot on it.

Being that I'm an employee at the studio, more specifically soundstage 19 at the time, once the mountain had shocked all 3 kids into their sudden, unfortunate death, it was my job to undress them, clean, and skin their very corpses. As if that wasn't bad enough, try to FEED THEM to it and WATCH HIM feast upon their souls, blood coursing down the mountain's body.

To give a brief rundown:

1. The children's carcasses are taken into what was then the classified basement of the studio.

2. Their clothes are removed, and set in the wardrobe upstairs for yet another innocent victim.

3. The young body/bodies are now naked, being hosed off of anything that could sicken/disease the crag.

4. The worst part. Their skins get removed with knives or similar weapons. These leftover skins are tanned to be made into leather made for any leather/"faux" leather goods in the gift shop/merch room.

5. Lastly, the unidentified chunks of crag meat are then hand-fed to the mountain, while whoever was to do this watches the innocent lives travel down its abyss of an esophagus.

As for those contestants you see on the episodes on TV, those few are just filmed during their final moments. They may seem all fine on the show, but after those end credits roll, it's suppertime for the crag.