Tiffany: Ok mom, have fun at the Lakers Game!
Mom: -putting on her earrings- Ok honey. Now you and Shannon don't stay up too late. Will it just be you two.
Tiffany: No, there will be a few other people.
Mom: Oh really? Who?
Tiffany: No one in paticular. Let's just hope Shannon is VERY fond of dogs.
Mom: Oh I see. Are the same people coming over as well?
Tiffany: Naw. Eragon and the rest of them had to go fight some battle somewhere for something. I won't be in touch with them for a while.
Mom: Oh, that's too bad. I was growing really fond of those friends of yours. Especially that Arya character. (FYI:Arya is someone from the book Eragon and was mentioned in my Game Night First Edition. Arya is not apart of this anime. I know that you guys don't know who she is, so to put it short: She's an elven version of Kikyo. And I hate her. End of story.) Maybe you should make more friends like her.
Tiffany: -mutters under breath- I'd rather choke on sa'ke...
Mom: What was that?
Tiffany: NOTHIN'...
Mom: Oh...
(Door bell rings)
Tiffany: I got it! -runs over to open the door-
Shannon: -bursts through the door- Wassup people?!
Tiffany: The sky.
Shannon: If you say so!
(Tiffany and Shannon high five)
Mom: You two have fun. I'm going to the Lakers Game now. -she goes out the door-
Tiffany: Bye mom!
Shannon: Bye Tiffany's mom!
(Watch as Tiffany's mom's car drives off)
Shannon: I didn't know your mom was a basket ball fan.
Tiffany: She isn't. She's a Coby(sp?) Fan.
Shannon: Oh. So who'd you invite? I heard Eragon and them couldn't make it.
Tiffany: I know. They should be here soo-
Unknown voice: WINDSCAR!
(a huge BOOM! comes from the backyard and shakes the whole house. Tiffany and Shannon fall down on our back)
Shannon: -sitting up- Why that little.. -rubs back that's in pain from falling on tile-
Tiffany: That old arrogent dog...
(Shannon and Tiffany run outside to, uh, "welcome" our guests)
Shannon: -looks around at Tiffany's backyard that now looks more like hamburger helper- Oh crap...
Tiffany: INUYASHA GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!
(Inuyasha comes over, pulling a huge demon corpse behind him)
Inuyasha: You rang?
Tiffany: Mind explaing my back yard and that little present you have behind you?
Shannon: Seriously, it smells like rotting priestess over here or sumtin! -holds her nose with her fingers-
Kagome: -comes up from behind Inuyasha with Shippo on her shoulder- I'll take care of it. -pulls out a jewel shard from the demon's corpse and it turns to bone-
Shannon: -takes fingers off nose- Well, at least it doesn't smell anymore.
Inuyasha: Speak for yourself. -puts his nose in the sleeve of his robe after smelling Tiffany-
Tiffany: -head throb- Why you little...
Miroku: -coming up behind Kagome with Sango- Ignore him. He does that to about everyone.
Shippo: Honestly Inuyasha, it wouldn't hurt to grow a brain one of these days.
(Inuyasha punches Shippo)
Shippo: WAHHHHH! INUYASHA HIT ME!
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit!
(Inuyasha falls to the ground while Tiffany and Shannon snicker)
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!
Kagome: For hurting Shippo!
Inuyasha: It was the shrimps own fault for talkin' so big!
Kagome: You have to be nicer to him!
(Inuyasha and Kagome get into a heated argueement while everyone watches silently)
Shannon: -checks her watch- Damn. It hasn't even been three minutes and their already at it.
Tiffany: -turns to Miroku- So what was with that demon?
Miroku: It followed us.
Sango: It was the only one. Thankfully, or your home would be in VERY bad condition.
Tiffany: Ya, no kidding.
Shannon: I sorta wish there were more demons.
Miroku: Oh? Why?
Shannon: I just love it when you have them cornered and you stick your kinfe into them and you watch slowly as fear darkens their eyes, and then as the life leaves them you can see them lose their brillant color for the beautiful dull shade of death. -chuckling like a mad scientist who's gone of their bonkers-
Miroku: -backs away slowly from Shannon in fear-
Tiffany: So much for the powerful monk with the fearful windtunnel.
Miroku: My wind tunnel can only suck up so much evil at one time.
Tiffany: Ya, whatever.
Miroku: Oh, I almost forgot. -takes Tiffany by the hands- Will you bare my child?
(Everyone stares at Miroku and Tiffany in shock)
Tiffany: Well let's see. -pause- I WOULDN'T BARE YOUR CHILD IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH!!
Miroku: -shrinks back- Your just as scary as Shannon.
Shannon: -eyes darken- You don't know scary.
Kagome: Alright, stop scaring Miroku.
Shannon and Tiffany: But it's FUN!
Miroku: -has a red slap mark on his face from Sango- I hardly think such violence is called for.
Shannon: Who asked you?!
Tiffany: Ok, enough with the greetings, let's get inside and start this party!
(everyone heads inside and Inuyasha and Kagome stick behind the group, holding hands. Arrow flys out at Kagome but misses by an inch and hits the wall of my house)
Voice 1: Lost your temper?
Voice 2: Hardly. I've only come here for one corpse, that miserible half man that betrayed me.
Voice 3: Perfect. One that mutt face is outta the way Kagome will be all mine.
Voice 1: I shall stay and watch. This proves to be very interesting. -steps forward into the moonlight so a baboon mask can be reveiled-
(Mean while, Tiffany and Shannon are secretly watching and listening from a nearby window)
Shannon: What do you say Tiffany? WILL this be interesting.
Tiffany: Hell yeah.
(Shannon and Tiffany high five, then go and join the rest of the party)