A/N: This story will be a oneshot and it's for Muggle Art: Futurism assignment 2 on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry… So I know I could have went serious with this assignment, but I decided to go with a more light hearted approach... Thank you, Erin, for helping! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own HP!
Muggle Art: Futurism – Assignment 2: Task 2 - Write about a character taking a risk despite being told not to.
Word Count: 532 words
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"I did warn you, Pansy." Draco Malfoy said to the girl over lunch in the Great Hall. "You didn't want to listen. I told you that you would be risking you're sanity for—"
"Draco, darling," Pansy told him sounding sweet. "If you don't shut up right this minute, I am going to insure that you wish you were never born," she told him, steely edge creeping into the sweetness of the previous words.
Draco Malfoy made the smart decision and shut his mouth.
Pansy Parkinson went back to fuming about her "risky" move. She had not thought that the move she considered making was that risky but she is beginning to understand just how wrong she was.
What is this move, you must be questioning.
It was about what electives to take in third year. She wanted an easy O and she thought Divination, the load of crap that it was, was surely the way to go. Fellow Slytherins, including Draco, warned her not to, but she did not see how Divination could possibly be that bad.
She was beginning to see just how wrong she was.
She only had a few classes and she was already ready to tear her eyes out of her face… or maybe Professor Trelawney's eyes out of her face. Come to think of it, that is a far better option, so scratch that first part, Pansy was more than ready to tear Professor Trelawney's eyes out of her face.
That Professor was psycho! How dare she predict her doom and gloom in class! Pansy would show her doom and gloom.
Yes Professor Trelawney would wish that she never took her class. Pansy would predict Trelawney's demise every class because hell if she had to be miserable, she might as well make the psycho freak miserable as well when she predicts her death and decapitation in exceedingly gruesome ways.
In fact, now that Pansy is thinking about it, that doesn't sound too bad. It could be a lot of fun. There would really only be two potential outcomes, one being that she continues taking the class through her fifth year, with each of Trelawney's deaths getting more and more bloody and gruesome… maybe she could get eaten by a snake… or maybe hanging by her shawl… or maybe a nice fall from her precious tower… the possibilities were endless…. She was kind of beginning to look forward to it…
Or the other option would be for her to get kicked out of the class. That also wouldn't be too bad. Though now that she had all these ideas flowing to make the class more interesting Pansy really hoped that she wouldn't get kicked out of the class.
It should make for an interesting three years if she does not get kicked out of the course. Pansy grinned evilly thinking of all the plans she could make for Professor Batty's death and grinned even harder when her fellow Slytherins gave her wary looks and scooted further away from her on the bench.
Yes, this could be very fun. Now she just had to decide where to start.
A good mauling by a large dog might be fun.
A/N 2: *smiles and chuckles* I do so hope you all liked this little oneshot... It is what I needed after having a death in the family which is why I liked the light hearted approach rather than a more serious one... Click the button and let me know what you think!