So, I'm bored and have yet to post the chapter that I'm working on for The New Journey, my LaLu fic and this has been on my mind for a couple of days. This is Fairy Tail Abridged Parody, based on Pallet Town Champions videos.
"In a land far far away, lies the kingdom of Fiore..." Narrator started as the clouds pulled away to reveal a map with the name 'Fiore' on it.
"Woah, woah, woah, woah hold on there pal! Before we get started, I would just like to clear up some things first." Natsu said, smiling his usual goofy grin. "Despite all these rumors that this chic is the main charater," Shows a picture of Lucy. "This hunk of anime gold standing before you is in fact the real protagonist. This guy." He points to himself, "Not this guys," Points to Gray, "Or her," Back to Lucy, "Or Him," Then to Master. "Or that," Then to Happy. "Or her," Next to Erza. "Or...I don't even know you!" Then to Tobi(?). "And secondly," Cuts of to Fairy Tail opening song.
"Guys, What's going on I can't move my body," A random person asked at the Hargeon Train Station.
"Well that's because we're undistingiushed extras in an anime whose current fan base isn't large enough to support a sizable animation budget." Another Person informed.
"Last call for Hargeon(?)!" The Conductor said, while 'Soul Sister' played in the background.
"I... hate... trains..." Natsu said, crawling towards the exit of the train.
"Come on Natsu," Happy said, smiling, "We're here!"
"Just... just give me a minute," Natsu said, as Happy tugged at his arm.
"Attention passengers, the last train from Hargeon leaves... right now!" The Conductor informed as the train started to move.
"Wait, what? Nooooooooooo!" Natsu said, hanging his head out the window, looking at Happy who had already been off of the train and was now staring at Natsu's receeding figure as the Fairy Tail theme song started playing in the background and the Fairy Tail symbol showed up.
"The Fairy Tail!" Happy said.
"Hey, that's the name of the show!" Natsu accused.
"Can I have this?" Lucy asked, holding up a box that had the key of Canis Minor in it.
"ONly for 30,000 Jewel." The owner said.
"What? Why?" Lucy asked, confused.
"Gate keys are expensive, My dear, maybe this is more your price range," He said, holding up a card like object with a circle on it.
"What is it?"
"It's a time Tablet. It turns abck time by a mere five seconds." he informed.
"I don't get it," Lucy huffed.
"Allow me to deminstrait." He said
Five Seconds Earlier
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo," Natsu said, coming backwards as the train started to move in the opposite direction.
"Attention Passengers..." "Wait, what?" "Natsu you're back!" "RIGHT NOW!" And the train started moving forward again as Natsu hung his head out his window looking back at Happy, who was already off of the traitorous transportationa dn was ooking at Natsu's receeding figure as he screamed,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," All over again.
"I guess not," Happy said.
"Er... let me try this again." The shop keeper said, running his finger around the circle.
Five Seconds Earlier(Again)
"Attention Passengers the final boarding..." "Uhg, wha... Nha... My god please not again!" "RIGHT NOW!" "OH GOD WHY!"
"Third times a charm," the store keeper said.
Another Transition
"THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!" NAtsu screamed as the train startedd moving once again and he was handing out the window, looking at Happy, who was already off of the train and was watching Natsu's receeding figure, whp was still crying.
"Stupid thing must be broken," The Owner said, rummaging through somethings.
"Can I have this?" Lucy asked again.
"So Natsu, how did you get off of that train?" Happy asked, walking besides the pink haired boy.
"Yes Happy. Yes I did." Natsu said, trudging along. "Now what the hell smells like tag..."
"Yeah, give me a pen and I'll sign them both." Said a purple haired man, who was surrounded by girls that were all love strucked.
"I want to be inside of him! I need this!" Lucy thought as her heart skipped a beat at the sight off...
"Igneel you crazy bastard! How ya been?" Natsu asked, coming face to face with the pruple haired wizard, "Who the Fuck are you?" He asked dumbly, only to be kicked into the side of the building by the crazed girls.
"Wrong guy Natsu!" Happy said, looking abck at the purple haired guy as Natsu started coughing.
"Haha, you think?" Natsu asked sarcastically.
"You. Me. Right now!" Lucy said, looking down at Natsu.
"Bitchin'."
"I wanna thank you guys for saving me back there," Lucy said, as she stared at the eating boy and his cat.
"Anytime. Don't mention it. We're glad to help." Natsu replied, then turning to Happy he asked, "What did we do again?"
"I may not look like it, but I'm a wizard." Lucy saif to them, stratching her check sheepishly.
"I'm not even going to say what you look like." Natsu said , crossing his arms.
"I was just in town looking for the local magic shop." Lucy commented.
"Anyways," She said, leaning her head on her hands, "What are you doing in Hargeon?"
"I'm looking for my dad." Natsu answered, stuffing his face with more food.
"Aw, that's sweet." Lucy replied, "What does he look like?"
"He's a dragon," Natsu said, nonchalantly, "Naw, he's a god guy."
"And you thought that you'd find a fore breathing dragon in the middle of town," Lucy started, "Are you insane?!"
"We prefer retarded." Natsu stated.
"Yeah!" Happy agreed.
"And this is where I take my leave." Lucy said walking out the door.
"Takes us out for lunch and she make us pay the bill." Natsu said, "Fucking Bich."
"Soo, you're a wizard, I see," The purple haired guy from before said, popping out of the bushes.
"I'm still mad at you guy," Lucy said, pointing an accusing finger at him.
"Now, now, don't be that way," He said waving a hand, "Look I'm having a party tonight on my yauht, why don't you don't you come? I'll make it up to you," He suggested.
"Ugh, forget it. I just want to find the Fairy Tail guild," Lucy said.
"Fine, I'll help you join Fairy Tail."
"Huh, ok-kay." Bora said as he was now sitting in a chair across from Lucy. "Now, open wide Lucy."
"What do you thing you're doing?" Lucy asked, standing up.
"Alright, you've caught me," He said.
"You went through all this trouble just to kidnap a few girls?" Lucy asked him.
"Well, I'll tell ya, it wasn't easy. You wouldn't beleive the price for magical ruffies in this town." He answered. And then the ceiling of his boat broke open, to reveal Natsu.
"Natsu, you're here to save me," Lucy said, winking at him.
"Actualy you left your wallet at the diner," Natsu said, staring at her.
"Wha..."
"I'm not giving it back," He then flew back through the hole in the roof, which then magically came together, making it lookmlike nothing ever happened. -_-
"Weell so much for you knight and shining armor..." Bora started, as the ceiling came crashing down and once again revealed Natsu.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait I see what's going on here." He said confidently, looking at Bora, "Aren't you the Captain from the Love Boat?"
Okay, that's is it!" Lucy said as Aquarius appeared, "Aquarius surf attack!" The mermaid spirit then swung her vase(urn) around causing the water to sweep the boat onto the shore.
"Ew, now I'm all wet!" Lucy moaned.
"Yo, what'sup?" Natsu asked staring down at the pirate mages.
"Wait, I recognize you now." Bora said, "You broke my love charm at the town square."
"I did?" Natsu asked.
"Ah, well if it isn't the lovable idiot with the Boston accent, who just stumbled his way into some crazy shenanigans with his talking house pet." Bora replied.
"You're a talking house pet!" Happy yelled.
"Yes, yes I am." Bora agreed.
"Let's get something straight pal. You may have the rest of this town fooled, but not me. You're no Fairy Tail wizard," Natsu said as he started to walk toward him, "You're just some poser riding on my coat tail."
"You've got some pretty big balls for a guy with pink hair," Bora concluded.
"NO he didn't!" A random sailer said.
"Yeah, you've gotsome pretty big balls for a guy with a pink vagina," Natsu retorted.
"OHHHHHHHH!" Another random sailer said.
"My name is Natsu Dragneel and I'm a Fairy Tail Wizard!" Natsu yelled.
"You're kidding?!" Bora said, nervously.
"So, Natsu's a Fairy Tail Wizard?" Lucy asked, oblivious.
"Yeeaaah," Happy said, crossing his arms.
"FIRE DRAGON ROAR!" Natsu screamed as he breathed a stream of fire towards the pirates.
"Taste my purple fury," Bora yelled back, using his own flame magic.
"Thanks for the flames," Natsu said as he began to eat them. "Now, get your asses ready for a hot FISTING."
"A hot what?" Bora asked.
"FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!"
"No not the face!" Bora yelled as he crashed into the bell tower.
"Did he win?" Lucy asked.
"How do you function?" Happy deadpanned.
"Oh, shit it's the feds. Come on we gotta go!" Natsu said, running away with Lucy.
"Are you taking me to your guild?" Lucy asked.
"The fuck is a guild?"
And that concludes the first episode. Hope you liked it. I tried to get everything in there.