Metal Monster Girls

by Reject4Lyf

When Dethklok is asked to host some Monster Girls (it'll make you look good publicity wise), they can't refuse and have at it. But slowly, in their own weird and individual ways, they actually begin to feel a deep warm feeling for the Girls. And the girls would (and will) gladly return the favor. And with a bill to make sex legal between them, who knows what they can get up to now?

"Uh…whats a Non-human?" Nathan asks in his dark and brutal voice.

"Do you remember anything from the News?" Charles their manager asks.

"Uhhh…" Nathan answers, not paying attention.

"Uhs, I thinks they are pretty weirds looking." Skiwsgar says, doing ginger movements on his guitar.

"Yeah, I mean one had a fucking horse-ass." Murderface says with a heavy lisp.

"Well that's because they're Non-humans." Charles continues again, getting slightly annoyed.

"Yo, whats a Non-human?" Pickles asks, eating a sandwich the chef had made.

"Hey, I thinks somes of thems are prettys cute likes the little bunnies and slimes and the Harpsies." Toki says, getting flustered.

"Well some of them, mostly Dullahans, Arachnes, Hellhounds, Dark Elves, Dark Slimes and Zombies, have pretty much fallen in love with your music and want to meet you. This would help you publicity wise, plus they would be able to enter the Human World and learn about our culture. So I think we should arrange a meeting with some. If you could hose some, that'd be even better." Charles states.

"This is gonna be so brutal." Nathan says.

*Dethklok Theme*