One day at Blue base.
Tex was polishing her battle rifle when suddenly Caboose popped his head out of the corner
"Hey Tex?" he asked.
Tex let out a big sigh and put her gun down "What do you want Caboose?"
"I was wondering if we can go on a road trip?" he said with a wondered look on his face.
"No." Tex said rolling her eyes
Caboose took a big breath.
"Oh god, not this." Tex said annoyed.
"PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE?" Caboose begged as Tucker walked in "Oh Caboose trying to get his way?" Said the aqua soldier
"Yup." Tex nodded with a somewhat angry face
"Oh this is gonna be funny." Tucker explained.
Caboose stopped, and held his breath until his face slowly turned pink, then red, then purple, until Tex finally said "Fuck, we have enough dead people on this damn team, and the bitch 'sister' is gone. God, get ready"
"YAY!" Caboose said very exited "Let me just get ready"
Tex continued to polish her gun, as Caboose chugged a 2 liter jug of orange juice like it was nothing.
Then they went to the Warthog and started it up, then drove out of the canyon.
Once they had hit the highway Caboose pulled out a Kidz Bop CD, and began to put it in the CD player, Tex smacked his hand "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" Tex yelled
"I'm putting in my music!" Caboose explained showing Tex the CD.
"If we listen to music, at least don't make it prepubescent kids singing terrible pop songs. Here, pop this fucker in." She handed him a Slipknot album. Caboose put the CD in and he jumped at the loud vocals, as Tex sang along to it.
"I'm hungry!" Caboose said. Tex smacked her face. "Ok, there's a Burger joint just off the next exit."
"Ok." Caboose stated. She pulled up to the restaurant, and they both got out. Then went in. Caboose ordered a double cheese burger with ketchup "And don't forget the toy!" Caboose yelled.
Later the waiter gave them the order. Then they ate and Caboose opened his toy and stared at it.1
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