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a Gier Sou?!1!1

Tehmoon was vry shockingly bite n the dep blak sjy. Nderneth there wawere rtree wulfs. 1 of da wufs lluk ovER 2 alis. "Alis I tgink that wda wolfs r going 2 kill us 2niht" he sas.

Alis lucked verry worid abut da wulfs ho wus r goeing 2 kill them. "i outsclaner muldvorp. i fite yem"

muldvorp suddnly lucked sadd. "Alis i dunt ant u too b a meen outlcanner i want u to b mi mamummy b/cause dhe clans take mune awy!"

"i dunt lick hose wof clans muld" alis sat back "TAT Y I KIL colon n neels"

"but u no kill me! if u likk me csnt u be my MUm;

'nii" replyed allis. "r u crasz/"

"plz?!11!" mulwep ppleadf?

Aelis git up nd waked awy. he didnt went 2 tlk 2 muldORp abutt hi mom or da4 it ws 2 pane full 4 hr 2 b remidr of he own!1!

mulwilp signed adly. he was soo alunE! wat ws he spouse 2too do? mhe rin arter ales, butt she wes alredy 2 far awy!1

"o well" he sad 2 himself. "i go find a mum or dAf by mtself1"

muldwarp wisked in2 the uppermost. his is were outclanns live! THe r not nuce outcanners luke ALIS! teh wwere MEEN and kiled wulfs jus 4 fun ir 2 eet dem likc alis n teh nice oucannrs u se 2 do. mulwerp feel scsred! He shuk reel hard n he sa "im scarred if wat t[he meen outcans will du if tey find me!" wit alis he wud prottect muldw. now sum1 cud just cum n hurt molewar.

ten ouycanes luged frum nowre! hey a taked him hard. mulwaep jumped hih!the men savvejes taked him bit him n scorched his rur wi5 theyr clawes. it bleeded. THE blood hurtded1! "nu u need 2 stip herting other wulfs!" mukwaf eckslamed. he kiked dem herd! his bak leg w2s hurted cuz he was a melcadef, sbut He fot wit it any way! he was suddny very strung! Mold lucked, don. hes legs wur all ok now! his fer was chanjng coler an e was not moldwaor=p! he wqs somwun els...anuFaelon!1!111

Fay lon lucked up. "he i am a diffent wilf !"

"!" muldwepr say but he dindt cuz he was faelon 2. WAHT? he thicked.

stroing faoeleon fout off ALL of tey ouclansrs! theh fell asnd then bleed on2 the dark grund. tey dead of tehy ran way scarred of famulden.

"i no!" faulen sed. "is yis anuther gyr sol;/"

"yes" moldwarp saif "WAIT, WHAT is a ger soul?"

i will b u later becuz u r hme from het past!1!" foelan

"relly/11!" moleops was exited.

"1st i will get ut of u." fie'loan left mopwar's buddy so he wus standin bside him "u r a very speshcal, meiwarp. we r oild solds! u wer many anmals be4 and now u r me in hey future!"

"wat;"

"gyres r maghic wulfs whu becum new buddies wen they regenereborn i rember wen i was u"

"y r u her tho?" mu[pw ask

"u wer going 2 doie n it summed me.."faoeln say bac

"tat;s so kawaii" mooe;war s

"i willl go new" he annowns

Fowalein DSIAPPERARED!

'i fin they shark now"1 mole saed. tje sark wus a very smert he she woplf wo cud tell meolwpr abut gire sullens!

Alis cam over late. "were is moldwerpe[?s he thinks. "o no i was ging 2 b his mon1!1"

wil alis fiNd in time 2 b his mum!?1 red mor later!7!

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY!

I am aware that this kinda ruins the whole "serious/bloody" mood of Outclanner. I'll take it down soon and replace it with the real chapter (which is in progress). This was inspired by trollfics, or purposely badly written stories.

This chapter is NOT meant to be part of the story. I got a random idea and it was really fun to write. I know I wasted your time with this, but it was just too weird and wonderful not to publish.

sea u nex chapu[er!1! u r so= kawaii; reveewers%1. hank u 4 reeding miy store111!1!