Well, this is completly rannndom! I was just sitting at my computer when this popped into my head, so i wrote it down, and i kept on writing. So this came out of no where, it's not even on my poll. tottaly random! Well i hope you like it; Himeko's realllly cool!

Hi, let me introduce myself, my name's Himeko Hanazaka, and yes, my name means princess child, and no I'm not a real princess. I'm just an ordinary girl, living in an ordinary house, in an ordinary neighborhood, well, except for the hobo who sleeps in the bus shelter, oh, and the 'haunted' house at the end of the street, and let's not forget our really weird neighbors that moved in a month ago. So I guess my neighborhood isn't that ordinary. Well anyways, now that I'm done introducing myself let me tell you something; I am mad, no, I'm not mad, I'm fuming, you know why? Because it's my utterly gay parents anniversary tomorrow. You're probably thinking, oh what's so bad about that? Well I'll tell you what's so bad about that; it's bad because since it's their anniversary, they're going on vacation, for two weeks, two mother effing weeks. I mean, seriously? Who goes on vacation for two weeks just because it's their anniversary! My parents of coarse, and they have decided that I'm not allowed to come! It's just them, all alone, by themselves, most likely having fucking sex! So I have to stay at home, but here's the worse part, I'm not allowed to stay by myself! And I'm 14 and a half! I'm old enough now to stay home by myself! But nooo, "We'll have to get you a baby sitter Himeko, I don't want you in the house by yourself for two weeks, it's too dangerous, someone might break in and hurt you" says mum. Pshhh, that's just her cover up story, she's just scared I'll throw some huge party and trash the place or even burn the house down. So you know what she does? She calls all the babysitters in town. But fortunately, all of them were booked out or didn't do long term babysitting, I mean, its holidays, what does she expect? So I thought I was off the hook, but then the stupid neighbors had to pop up!

FLASHBACK

I looked in the mirror, taking in my blonde hair running down just past my shoulders and my aqua blue eyes; I picked up my hairdresser scissors and started to trim my fringe back a bit.

DING DONG

"I'll get it!" Mum called out. I heard the door open, "oh, hello Itachi!"

Itachi? Who the hell is that and why haven't I heard of him before? Mum seems to know him, why don't I?

I quickly stood up, put down the scissors and rushed out of my bedroom and down the stairs. I saw Mum standing at the front door, smiling to a man about 18-20 years old, he had black hair that hung near his cheeks to frame his face and a long ponytail in the back of his hair, his eyes were dark gray and underneath them he had long pronounced tear troughs. (AN: this is apparently what they're called, according to wiki.)His clothing consisted of a simple black t-shirt and black jeans. I noticed on the side of one of his shirt sleeves he had a strange fan, the top half red and the bottom half white.

Hmmm, I was expecting someone, well, more weasel like, but this guys drop dead hot!

"Hello Mrs. Hanazaka, I'm so sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if you had any spare tomatoes? I seem to have run out." Itachi asked.

"Oh, yes, of course dear, I'll just go get you some." Mum turned around and started walking in the direction of the kitchen. I looked at Itachi again, he caught me looking at him and gave me a small smile. Before he could see the blush forming on my cheeks, I quickly turned around and scooted off into the kitchen. I sat at the bench and watched mum scrounge through the fridge for some tomatoes.

"Mum? Who's Itachi?" I asked her.

"Oh, he's one of the neighbors who moved in last month."

"What? You mean those weird ones? Why haven't I seen him before then!"

"I don't know honey, I've only seen Itachi and sasori, when I went over there to welcome them they seemed to be the only one's home, they seem to be very nice, responsible people Himeko, not weird at all." Mum answered back. That's when I swear I saw a light bulb come on over Mums head.

"What?" I asked

"Hmm? Ah, nothing." She pulled out four tomatoes and started walking back to Itachi. I followed after her and saw her handing the tomatoes over to him. "Here you go dear, nice and fresh"

"Ah, thank you Mrs. Hanazaka, I must repay you next time I see you."

"Um, actually dear, there is something I wanted to ask you, you see, my husband and I will be going away for two weeks and we actually need someone to babysit our daughter Himeko-."

Oh shit. She wouldn't; no she wouldn't! Please tell me she isn't asking this insanely hot guy to babysit me? And even worse is he lives next door! Those people are weirdoes; once I saw this guy, and I swear half of his face was black and the other was white! And there was this other guy that had a creepy looking orange mask on, and he had a fucking chainsaw! A chainsaw dammit! I couldn't sleep for a week!

"And since you seem like a responsible young man, I was wondering if you would be up for it?"

Oh. No. she. Didn't.

"Well, I guess we could look after her when you're gone, it's the least we can do, and you've been so kind to us over the past month." He answered giving her a warm smile.

"Oh, really dear? Thank you so much. Himeko honey, come over here!"

Ahhh crap. I walked over to mum and she put an arm around me. "Himeko dear, this is Itachi, you'll be staying with him and the neighbors while we're gone, ok?"

I put on a fake grin and looked up to her. "Ok!" I said with fake enthusiasm.

"Well, we'll be leaving in two days Itachi, so we'll drop her over before we head off, is that ok?"

"Yes that's fine, I'm sure Konan would be happy to have another girl around." He said with a grin. Konan? I wonder who Konan is. I hope she's normal like Itachi and not demented looking. "Ok, well I should probably get back, the guys are waiting for their dinner, bye Mrs. Hanazaka, bye Himeko, I'll see you soon."

"Ah, b-bye!".

END FLASHBACK

So now I'm packing my bag because in two hours my parents are leaving. Yeh; just perfect. So now I'm stuck with a bunch of freaks, besides Itachi and maybe that Sasori guy since Mum said she saw him once and she didn't seem wierded out at all, for two weeks. I can't even see my best friend Scarlet, because she's going to Tahiti for two weeks; lucky bitch. I go over to my desk and grab my journal, my green laptop and my green I-pod, yes, my favourite color is green if you haven't already figured that out. I stuff them in my bag then walk over to my closet and stuff half of it into my bag. If you ask me it's stupid for me to pack my clothes and shit when the neighbors only live, like, two doors down, but what the heck! What I failed to mention before is that Itachi and the bunch of weirdoes live in a mansion; it's pretty big. Us? Well we live in a kind of semi mansion, meaning, not as big as theirs. I'm still not entirely sure who exactly lives there yet, the only people I know who live there are, Itachi, this Sasori guy whoever he is, Konan who I'm hoping by what Itachi said is a girl, the half black half white guy, and the scary, maybe even homicidal, orange mask guy, well at least I think it was a guy, could be wrong, and that's all I know, so far. I asked dad if he had seen any of them and he said he saw some blonde chick come out of the house once, but I'm guessing that's probably Konan; I hope. Ok, now time to change. I decided since I probably needed to make a good first impression and also look good for, coughcoughItachicoughcough, I'd wear my Favourite top, it was a green, plaid shoulder top,(AN: So I forgot what you call those tops, so sue me.) and I also put on my denim skinny jeans.

Now where the hell are my converse? Hear converse converse converse.

I walk over to my wardrobe and yank it open. Ah, there you are my pretties! I bend down and grab my, yep, you guessed it, green converse sneakers and shove my feet into them. Ok now I was ready, maybe just a tad of eyeliner. I walk into my bathroom and grab my small makeup case; I get out black eyeliner and put it on, not to thick, not to thin, but just right.

WAIT!

I feel like I've forgotten something…..AH, yes I know! Manga! I need my manga! I jump, that's right, jump, over to my bookshelf and practically take all of my manga and stuff it into a duffel bag, since my other bag was overflowing with cloths and other shit. Okey dokey, Fullmetal Alchemist, check! Vampire Knight, check! Ouran high school host club, check! And my latest, Beast Master, check! Now anime! I walk over to my huge, yes, huge, shelf filled with anime. Mmmmmm, what should I take with me? I scan the shelf and take out Bleach, midori days, school rumble and fruits basket. They were my favourite anime, I just had to take them, especially School Rumble; I swear I piss myself laughing every time I watch it.

OK, I should probably get back to earth now, what's the time? I look over to my alarm clock on my night stand. Gah! Another hour? Sheesh, what am I supposed to do now? Guess I could write a farewell letter to my parents and Scarlet, just in case I die over there; I wouldn't be surprised. Man, that mask guy's still giving me the creeps! I mean, it's just like chainsaw masacka, but without the hockey mask, and in its' place an even creepier looking one! OH GOD I'm SO DEAD!

Ok, I definitely will write a farewell note! Ahh, let's see.

Dear Mum and Dad
If you're reading this right now, I'm probably dead, and if I'm not dead put this letter back in the envelope right now! Anyway, so I'm probably dead, was I murdered? Probably. If my death was mysterious, I was most likely killed by the neighbors I was staying with, ok? I swear they're freaks! It was probably the masked one! I bet it was! You should show this to the police after reading. Anyway, I just wanted to say, if I'm dead, I want Scarlet to have all my stuff, like my I-pod and laptop; don't you even for a second think about selling it or I swear I will come back and haunt you! Also I wanted to say that I love you guys so, so much! And I don't blame you a single bit for leaving me with a bunch of (most likely) homicidal freaks, ok? Oh and by the way, I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes to be thrown out to sea. Um, also, mum, I was the one who destroyed your roses, it wasn't the local stray dog, and dad, I was the one who broke your favourite wine glass; I'm reallllly sorry you guys!
So I guess this is goodbye, I'll see you in the afterlife, you's better not join me soon, live long and happy and healthy lives!
P.S-Give the hobo one of my blankets, in my honour ok? Thanks; seeya. ^_^/

Ok, I think that was pretty good. Now just put it into the envelope and there, all good. Actually, I should probably write a warning on the front. To Mum and Dad, only open this if I'm not in the land of the living anymore! If I am not dead and you're about to open this, I swear I'll kill you both! You have been warned! Ok, that should stop them. Now a letter to Scarlet.

Dear Scarlet
If you're reading this, I'm probably dead. I was probably murdered, murdered by the people I was staying with. Promise me you won't seek revenge, even if that does sound really cool. Also, don't become one of those bitches, like the ones at school, that would be unforgivable. Also, I want you to have my stuff, I know how much you love my laptop, and please, take good care of my manga, remember to be careful when turning the pages, you could easily rip them, and don't scratch the anime DVDs. Oh and also; I don't blame you for leaving me here for two weeks by myself while you're in Tahiti, getting a suntan and meeting hot guys; I don't blame you a bit. Ok, I love you! (In a BFF kind of way) and I wish you luck in getting a boyfriend! You should totally make a move on Shikamaru while he's still single! Love ya! XOXOXO.
P.S-Slap that bitch Karin for me will ya? And tell her it's from me. HAHA.

There, she'll get a laugh outta that one. Better write the same thing on front of this envelope as well.

"Himeko, it's time to go!" Ah crap, I'm off to hell now! Goodbye cruel world! "Himeko, hurry up!"

"Yeh, yeh, I'm coming!" I call out to mum.

I shove the letters into my duffel bag, sling it over my shoulder, and then grab my bag full of clothes and shit, and dash downstairs. I see Mum waiting at the front door, suitcase in hand. "About time, now come on or you'll make us late."

"Ok, ok." I say with a sigh.

We walk out the front door together, Mum locking it on the way out, and head over to the car, Dad's already in the front seat ready to go. I hop into the back throwing my bags into the trunk. "Ok," Dad says, "we ready?"

"Yep!" Mum and I say simultaneously, Mums sounding a bit more enthusiastic than mine.

"Well then, let's go!" With that, Dad backed out of the driveway and drove, two houses down; what a waste of petrol.

"Ok Himeko'" Mum says, turning around in her seat, "I'll walk you up to the front door, ok?"

"Ok." I reach into the trunk and pull out my bags, with a bit of a struggle. What? Those things were heavey! I then get out of the car and stare up at the huge mansion before my eyes. It was huge and pure white. The front of the house was magnificent; with a brick pathway leading up to the front door, bushes adorned with red roses lining the pavemen- wait on! Ok, last time I remember these rose bushes had white roses! What the hell? I walk up to the closest bush and take a close look at the roses. They were painted. Oooooooook then, another thing to add to the neighbours weirdness; someone's been watching too much Alice in Wonderland.

"Himeko, hurry up!" I look up from the painted roses to find Mum already at the front door about to ring the doorbell.

"Ah, coming!" I walk up to where Mum is, lugging my bags behind.

DING DONG

I look down at my feet and start biting my lip out of nervousness. Ok, I'm here, I'm about to walk into the house of supposed lunatics. I wonder who answers the door? Please be Itachi, please be Itachi, please be Itachi! The front door starts to open. Oh god please be Itachi! Oh crap the door's fully open now, better look up!

"Ah, hello Mrs Hanazaka…..

WOw, did you like it? I hope you did! Who do you think answers the door, if you guess right, you get a cookie! I'm doing this one for fun! Well if you're not to busy, why don't you check out my other two stories? I would love it if you did! Also, why not suggest some random things the akatsuki and himeko get up too? That would so help me with this story! ^_^
K, remember READ&REVIEW, PLEASE! '/_\'/ Itachi wants you to Review!