I do not own Naruto and I never will. If, and I do mean if as a hypothetical statement, I ever own Naruto, I will agree that I do not hate my sister. Which by the way will never happen.

Second story ever written, first one that is not going to be a one-shot. As you can tell, I desperately want feedback. Catch my drift?

Possible mention of Sasunaru later on. If it offends you, you have no idea what you're missing! Sasunaru forever!

Had this idea in my head for a while, and since I've never seen it around on , I figure I'd give it a try. Ready?

Lights! Camera! Action!

Chapter 1

Found him, she thought, all other intentions wiped clear from her mind. Only the desire to pulverize him into tiny little pieces and then maybe set them on fire remained.

Despite her captain's shout of her name as a warning, Sakura continued to run towards the end of the tunnel and the outside light.

To him.

She dashed, straight up to him, and grabbed him by the collar. Bringing his pale emotionless face close to her own, she clenched her fist, if only to prevent herself from hitting him. Not that she wouldn't do that later on her own time of course.

"What are you really after?" Sakura snarled at Sai, anger clouding up her surroundings, "How many times are you going to stab us in the back-!"

"Sakura, huh…"

Let us now hit the pause button.

Any self-respecting Naruto fan knows what is going to happen next. The traitor Sasuke is going to make his first appearance in who knows how long, a battle is going occur that is both dramatic and foreshadows a future plot in the series, and end with nothing accomplished but a boost in morale.

That is what should have happened and what will happen.

As soon as the electrician can fix the technical difficulty that the studio is experiencing.

"CUT!"

As far as Sakura knew, there was no mention of there being an eclipse today. As a result of that, she was unable to explain why the sun seemed to have… well turned off. And to why there was a man screaming about cutting something.

"Would somebody please get the emergency lights running? We do have a generator after all!"

With that dull red light appeared, allowing some visibility. The pink-haired girl looked around in awe, now seeing that the environment around her had completely changed. The landscape that had been familiar to her now seemed like a movie set, similar to the ones used in Princess Fuun's movies.

"Are you kidding me? The generator is gone too?!" Sakura looked up to see a slightly plump man in a director's chair having a fit.

"Sir, please calm down! Your doctor said to keep your blood pressure at a minimum," a frantic looking assistant attempted to calm the man down.

"Well, I bet he doesn't have to deal with a deadline and a dead power source, Kyoko!" the man raged, "Now get an electrician up here and dismiss everyone. We've got an interview in three hours!" With that the director walked off of the set, still muttering to himself.

"Right away, Yukio-san," the poor assistant sighed to herself.

Sakura could only watch in wonder at the events before her, totally detached from her surroundings. She only barely noticed when the woman from before called her name and tapped her on the shoulder.

"Ah, Sakura-chan, the shooting is paused for right now. So you can let go of Sai-kun right now," the woman told her helpfully.

The pink-haired girl gasped and released him when she realized she was still holding Sai in a choke grip, resulting in the normally pale boy to be a light blue color. Sakura blushed at his exaggerated gulps for oxygen.

The woman, now remembered as Kyoko, smiled at his antics and addressed the two, "It seems that production is going to be stalled for a little bit. Why don't you all go down to the game room and wait a little while. Though I doubt any progress will be made. You too, Sasuke-kun."

Both Sakura and Sai's heads shot up at the name, realizing their predicament. Standing a little off was the object of their search, looking just as bemused as they. But they were ninjas, trained to undertake any situation without suspicion.

"Aw, don't tell me we are actually stopping!" a loud voice called.

Kyoko smiled warmly, "Despite what you think Naruto-kun, it is quite impossible to film a scene without any electricity."

Sakura watched the rest of Team Kakashi, Naruto and Yamato, walk up to the assistant, the first one holding an annoyed expression, while the later withholding a slight smile.

"Very funny, Kyoko-san. It's just that we finally started with this damn scene and then this happens!" Naruto complained, throwing up an arm over his eyes in an exaggerated movement.

"Yes, well it is unfortunate. But just remember Naruto-kun that you get paid by your days here, so…" Yamato trailed off.

"Yeah, yeah, I get it. Go water your plants. I know you have better things to do than talk to moody teenagers," the blond teased, making a shooing motion with a hand. "Unless…" Naruto snuck a glace at Kyoko.

The woman smiled again, "Nope, you are all free to go."

Naruto let out a joyful yell, before grabbing both of Sasuke and Sai's wrists. "Come on guys, maybe I'll actually finish that challenge on Final Fantasy!"

Sakura could only watch in amazement as her blond teammate dragged both of the traitors out the room.

The blond poked his head back in and called out playfully, "You coming Sakura-chan?"

What the Hell is going on here?

Interested yet? Stick around and it'll get better.

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Ta for now!