"WAOW MERPBEL I CANT BERLERV WE'RR BACK IN GERVERTY FERRS" saod Derper.
Merpbel giggled majestically, a beautiful sound that echoed far and wide across all dimensions, curing cancer and universal hunger, and destroying any mind-demons that might have still existed after Weirdmageddong. "I LOVE GRAVITY FALLS!" she screeched in a birdsong voice that rid the entire multiverse of sadness.
Derper flailed his aorms beecaus he iz derpy. Dats y his name iz Derper duHHHHHH "MERPBEL MEBBE I CAN BE FRIENDZ WITH WENDY AGEN"
She covered her beautiful rose-pink lips with a dainty hand, and giggled sweetly. "DON'T BE SILLY DERPER, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS"
Then airhorns blasted through the forest, tearing the earth apart at its seams as Derper hung his head sadly. "AWWWW BUT MERPBEL I CAN BE HANDSOME TEW" so then he had a rally fast growt spert (boyz do dat ok? dey gro so fast) and suddenly he was hot
Then Wendy rushed out from the trees, crying, "My prince!" and flung herself into his arms.
Dipper chuckled handsomely, flipping his hair and smirking at the viewer, therefore breaking the fourth wall for some random reason, all while bishie sparkles clung desperately to his form. Merpbel sighed, shook her head, and shrugged at the viewer (we gotta keep up the fourth wall breaking, man) while cherubs playing sad trumpets surrounded her.
the end.