lmao so this is 100% a self insert fic i intend for this to be kind of humorous with some serious moments i don't really know where im going with this but yeah. EDIT: oc's name is changed to Lucretcia
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So i died, yeah its pretty shitty but surprisingly peaceful. the way i died sucked balls it wasn't even a cool death i can't believe i went out the way i did. i guess i shouldsay how i died, I'm kind of embarrassed i was focused on my phone and
Ihad my earbuds in so i didn't hear it when my friends yelled at me to stop walking and a tree fell right on top of me. thats right, a fucking tree decided it was going to fall just where i was walking and bam. i died. it wasn't too painful
it was
kinda instant, the impact broke my spine and neck. i didn't go to the afterlife, or where ever i am, immediately, i wanted to stick around a little, i tried to console my family but obviously i couldn't because i was dead as fuck. i started to fade
/away after i was buried, my family recovered, people moved on. despite the common thought that ghosts decide to stay, the fact is they don't . they only stay in two instances, their love ones don't move on, or they died a shameful death. yeah,
/getting crushed by a tree isn't something i'd boast about but its not a shameful death. but like fuck i'd tell people "oh hey i got crushed by a tree" they'd laugh me right out of this place.
After a while i started to feel a little uneasy, there was nothing here it was just an expanse of black that went on forever, all of a sudden this big 7 feet tall figure cloaked in a shimmery grey fabric. holy fucking shit, is this death, if it
is, holy shit he's a big fucker.
"human, you were not meant to die that day in august. for that your soul will be reborn into a world, a world you know quite well in fact" death's voice rumbled, but it also had a teasing tone towards the end.
"holy fucking shit dude, give a girl some warning would you...wait what do you mean i know this world and wow reincarnation is real guess i owe my friend some money." rambled.
"enough talk the time has come, i hope to greet you when you gain some wrinkles on your face...Lucretcia Ashbridge" death grumbled
"wait my last name isn't Ashbridge!" i exclaimed, i literally haven't been this confused since my math exam.
I felt like i was completely covered with a liquid that had the same consistency of corn starch, which was weird but not unpleasant if i'm being honest, then suddenly there was pressure, pushing and compressing me in ways i'd never experienced before,
/then i felt cold air, hands cradled my body and i had the most horrifying realization. i. just. came. out. of. a. vagina. my emotions overloaded and i started to cry. am i fucking baby, god damn it i have to go through everything again, why this,
/i was a good person, i only laughed for 5 minutes if someone fell, i didn't make fun of people unless we were close. not just that! everything was fucking blurry, why am i aware of this. after being cleaned and the weird umbilical cord was cut off
/of my body i was handed to a woman in a bed. from what i could see of her, she was insanely pretty, she had dark auburn hair and a few pieces were sticking to her face, she had intense amber eyes and flushed pale skin, her nose was slightly rounded
/and upturned and she was smiling. suddenly a large hand waved over my face and cupped the woman, who i assumed was my mother's face. she handed me over to him and was shocked once again, shit son. i better be the prettiest thing in the world
if these are the two people i get my genes from. my father had equal beauty, his black hair with little shocks of grey at the temple was pulled back into a low pony-tail, his skin was evenly tanned to a nice color, his eyes were a mix of hazel and
/green with finely arched eyebrows, god damn this man was pretty. either he was a bit older than my mother, or i wasn't their first child and i think i'd prefer it if i had a sibling, so it was a relief when i saw a little hand touch the side of the
/bed the woman was on and a head of curly auburn hair pop up.
"father i want to see her! you promised i could!" a voice protested.
"alright, alright, just a moment Alexius" he laughed as he handed me back to my mother.
"Is she supposed to be that small is that natural mother?" Alexius questioned our mother, and she laughed it was a tinkling laugh that was more soothing than a laugh should be.
"Yes it's normal darling, but she will get bigger with time and eventually you'll be wishing she stayed this small." She said smoothly, to be honest I was starting to become very tired and eventually I fell asleep, I wonder what death meant
when he said I knew this world well.
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And that's it folks this is the first chapter of my self insert lmao please be kind lol I wrote this on my phone.