WARNING!

I fully Acknowledge that I'm not the creator or writer of twilight. thank you, *polite bow.

if you are a twilight fan you probs shouldn't read this, on the other hand if you're not, read on...

Jacob was always attracted, but after all, it's what's on the inside that really counts.

It was a normal day, well as normal as any day could be for, Jacob White. He was on his way to visit his best friend, Bella Pigeon and her filthy blood-sucking partner, Edward Codfish. Jacob has been attracted to Bella ever since they were kids. But unfortunately, like every other girl at Spoons high school, she fell for the hottie vamp, Edward Codfish.

Once Jacob got to the Codfishes house, he imminently went in search for Bella. But like always, he had to go through the Codfish family to get to her. He was all to used to the odd stares, especially when it came to Rosalie. Rosalie hated Jacob the most and he knew for certain the feeling was mutual. As he was passing Rose in the hallway, she lifted her nose and once again complained about his wet dog smell, and like always he ignored her.

"I'd say take a shower but it will only make it worse, mutt." Said Rosalie.

"Take a tip, Blondie. Keep your mouth shut unless you want to lose it." Replied Jacob.

"Now, now calm down everyone. There is no need for that Rosalie. Jacob is a guest, like any other." Carlisle, once again the voice of reason.

Then, The light of his life walked into the room and like always illuminated the room, shortly followed by by the blood sucker of a husband, Edward. God I hate him Jacob was thinking to himself. why, why did she fall for him, I love his more than that blood sucker ever has! Jacob was constantly beating himself up for letting Bella slip through her fingers.

"Hey Bells, how are you?. Edward."

"Hey, Jacob, I'm good, how have you been?"

"Welcome Jacob always nice to see you." Edward said smiling towards Jacob.

"Wish i could say the same fang face. I've been good, not as good as I can hope for though..." Jacob replied mockingly at Edward and replying to Bella.

"Jake, please don't do this here, not now..." Bella said pleading with Jacob.

"Jacob, can we not go though all this again, please." Edward said butting in.

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