Summary: The Marauders ponder the use of mascara. They're not cross
dressers!
Credit: Thank you once again Jennifer!!
After finishing their semester exams the next day, the Marauders decided to get out a get a little fresh air. They walked down near the lake and sat under a tree.
"Ah, nothing likes the smell of the giant squid." James said as he let his snitch out and started chasing it.
"I like it down here," said Sirius.
They sat in silence for a while letting their brains rest.
"You know what?" asked Peter.
"What?" asked Lupin.
"What is bologna made out of?"
"All the crap left over from ham and beef." Lupin said as he leaned back.
"Ewww!"
"Well, you wanted to know."
"I did not."
"You asked me!"
"I was thinking out loud."
"Don't make me strangle you."
"That's okay, my lunch already did."
"What did you eat?" asked Sirius who had been watching the argument with pleasure.
"Bologna and jell-o" Peter replied with a shudder.
"Yuck! I can smell crap like that a mile away." Said Sirius. "Hey James! What do ya got there?" He went over to where James was standing, holding some sort of pink tube.
"I don't know, I stepped on it and my snitch got away." James pouted.
"Looks like some torture device." Sirius said popping it out from the tube to reveal a spiky black stick.
"Let's force feed it to Wormtail." James said jumping up and down.
"Okay," said Sirius.
Moony and Wormtail watched as James and Sirius were fumbling a little pink thing. Peter saw them look over at him and grin and got scared. They started coming back over.
"Look what we found Wormys." James said grinning and holding up the tube.
Lupin looked up.
"It's chocolate Wormys," said Sirius.
"Umm...James?" asked Lupin.
"What?"
"Why do you have mascara in your hand?
"What?"
"Mascara is something girls put on their eyelashes to make them look longer and fuller," explained Lupin.
Silence. And then-
"Why?" asked Peter.
"It's just something girls do."
"Is it toxic?" asked Sirius.
"I don't know."
"Cool let's see if it is on Wormtail." Said James. But Peter bolted and they were left standing there with Lupin and mascara. Lupin didn't really have to, but he ran too.
"Aw, now we have no one to test it out on. I guess we could always test it out on the Giant Squid. " James said disappointed. He looked over at Sirius who was grinning.
"What are ya thinking Padfoot?"
Sirius kept grinning.
"Got a good idea?"
Sirius inched a little closer and opened the mascara.
"NO PADFOOT!!" yelled James as he ran away to catch up with Moony and Wormtail.
Credit: Thank you once again Jennifer!!
After finishing their semester exams the next day, the Marauders decided to get out a get a little fresh air. They walked down near the lake and sat under a tree.
"Ah, nothing likes the smell of the giant squid." James said as he let his snitch out and started chasing it.
"I like it down here," said Sirius.
They sat in silence for a while letting their brains rest.
"You know what?" asked Peter.
"What?" asked Lupin.
"What is bologna made out of?"
"All the crap left over from ham and beef." Lupin said as he leaned back.
"Ewww!"
"Well, you wanted to know."
"I did not."
"You asked me!"
"I was thinking out loud."
"Don't make me strangle you."
"That's okay, my lunch already did."
"What did you eat?" asked Sirius who had been watching the argument with pleasure.
"Bologna and jell-o" Peter replied with a shudder.
"Yuck! I can smell crap like that a mile away." Said Sirius. "Hey James! What do ya got there?" He went over to where James was standing, holding some sort of pink tube.
"I don't know, I stepped on it and my snitch got away." James pouted.
"Looks like some torture device." Sirius said popping it out from the tube to reveal a spiky black stick.
"Let's force feed it to Wormtail." James said jumping up and down.
"Okay," said Sirius.
Moony and Wormtail watched as James and Sirius were fumbling a little pink thing. Peter saw them look over at him and grin and got scared. They started coming back over.
"Look what we found Wormys." James said grinning and holding up the tube.
Lupin looked up.
"It's chocolate Wormys," said Sirius.
"Umm...James?" asked Lupin.
"What?"
"Why do you have mascara in your hand?
"What?"
"Mascara is something girls put on their eyelashes to make them look longer and fuller," explained Lupin.
Silence. And then-
"Why?" asked Peter.
"It's just something girls do."
"Is it toxic?" asked Sirius.
"I don't know."
"Cool let's see if it is on Wormtail." Said James. But Peter bolted and they were left standing there with Lupin and mascara. Lupin didn't really have to, but he ran too.
"Aw, now we have no one to test it out on. I guess we could always test it out on the Giant Squid. " James said disappointed. He looked over at Sirius who was grinning.
"What are ya thinking Padfoot?"
Sirius kept grinning.
"Got a good idea?"
Sirius inched a little closer and opened the mascara.
"NO PADFOOT!!" yelled James as he ran away to catch up with Moony and Wormtail.