This happens when I eat too much crisps and chocolate. I wrote this in a very weird mood, and while being really insane so don't expect to much useful stuff of the story. I haven't got a real big story in my head, but when I get many good reactions on this, I'll do my best to continue.

Four Sarah's and Underpants.

Chapter 1. 'bad breakfast and a warm reuniting'

Once upon a time there was a very handsome Prince. He was very powerful, but after a completely messed up audition for the King-of-the-World competition, he had to become King of some useless Goblins, a job nobody wanted actually. He liked weird clothing (that's what probably messed up the contest) and ALWAYS had messy hair, which he thought looked hot. He sat on his second-hand Throne between the Goblins who were having some fun with a chicken (….no, not THAT kind of fun…). Suddenly he stood up and yelled:

"Blue Bumblebees!"

The Goblins grew quite, wondering what in hell's name he was talking about, but soon continued there game. The King sat down again, also wondering what in Goblin's name he was talking about. He shrugged. But something had set his brains to work. He thought of Sarah (what the connection was between Blue Bumblebees and Sarah, will forever remain a mystery.) . He hadn't seen her in a while. Maybe she should pay him a visit. He put his fingers together to conjure a crystal. Nothing happened. The King frowned. He tried again, but no crystal this time either.

"Go go crystal!" he suddenly yelled. Nothing.

"Do I have to get into tights and a superman suet to make my super-powers work?!" he yelled to the not-existing crystal, not realizing he wore tight blue trousers already, and that his cape was giving a super-hero impression anyway. Then suddenly, a lot of glitter went like 'phoof' between his fingers, and a crystal appeared…..a triangular one.

"What the…?" the King said. One of the goblins stepped to his sovereign.

"Haven't you heard Sire? Triangular crystals are totally hot now, round is soooo yesterday," he said girlish. To the King's amazement he saw that the nails of the Goblin were polished pink, bright Barbie pink.

"Erm…thanks, I think," he said. With a wave of his hand a trap door opened, and the girlish Goblin fell into the hole, right into the Bog of Eternal Stench. After the curses of the goblin had faded into nothing, the King concentrated on his triangular crystal once more.

"Let's see who's day I'm gonna make miserable," he smirked. He pierced into the changing scenes in the globe. Suddenly the images halted, and a picture of Sarah appeared. The King laughed. This was going to be a good one. He disappeared, and re- appeared right in front of Sarah, who was walking to school.

"Hello Sarah. I…"

"AAAAAaaargh!!" Sarah yelled, definitely not expecting to see Jareth. The King rubbed with his hands against his ears.

"Cut it out will ya? Man, you can scream," he complained. Sarah finally stopped, and now started to stare at Jareth.

"What in hells name are you doing here?" she said in a very rude tone.

"Nice to see you too Sarah," Jareth answered sarcastic. "I actually wanted…"

"If you're gonna kidnap Toby again, I swear I will kill you," Sarah interrupted.

"With what?" Jareth knew she was no threat. This comment made Sarah silent, for she lacked annoying comments to answer him.

"Now, as I wanted to say. I was looking in my crystal this morning, and I was just thinking we haven't seen each other for quite a while now. About a year isn't it?" Jareth said like he was talking about the weather, instead of some weird Goblin King who suddenly appears in front of a schoolgirl.

"Anyway," he continued. "I've come to take you again to run the Labyrinth for my amusement," he said smiling. Jareth paused a minute, wanting to let these words really get to Sarah's brains. To his surprise, Sarah said nothing. She didn't scream, she didn't yell. She just glared in the nothing, looking like she was thinking very hard.

"Erm, Sarah?" the King said. Sarah frowned.

"A kitchen knife!" she suddenly yelled. The startled Jareth jumped about a meter up.

"What?" he said with big eyes.

"I said 'a kitchen knife'," Sarah repeated. "You asked with what I could kill you, and I answer 'a kitchen knife," she said simply. It was still half past seven in the morning, and she wasn't really awake yet, so don't blame her for being very simple. Jareth nodded.

"And you haven't heard that I'm gonna kidnap you?" he asked.

"You are WHAT!?" Sarah yelled. Jareth shrugged. This wasn't going to work. Without wasting any more words to Sarah he made a crystal and grabbed Sarah's hand. After Sarah had said a quick 'byebye' to a passing squirrel (Jareth frowned, wondering what Sarah had been eating) they disappeared with a lot of shiny glitter.

Now, unfortunately for Jareth, Sarah's breakfast hadn't been very healthy. She had ate cornflakes and a coke and Rock Pops. And everybody knows that you can explode of that combination! Unfortunately for all Jareth lovers who want to get rid of Sarah so that they can have Jareth for themselves, this didn't happen (such a pity). Instead, the combination of cornflakes, coke, candy and the secret ingredient: chemical C (or one of Jareth's crystals to you and me), a chemical reaction took place in Sarah's stomach. One, that would change the entire Underground.

But that is better for us, or there wouldn't be a story now…

Jareth and Sarah re-appeared on the borders of the Labyrinth. Jareth smiled egocentric, as only he could do, and with a wave of his hand a clock appeared in the tree.

"You have only thirteen hours…" he said dramatically, but stopped when he saw that Sarah wasn't going to pay any attention to him. She sat next to him on her knees, looking very pale. Then all of a sudden, she began to throw up. The chemical reaction that would change the underground was beginning.

"Ew! Stop throwing up over my shoes!" Jareth yelled as he stepped back from Sarah. She didn't look up. A sudden light flash blinded Jareth for a moment. And when the light had gone and Jareth's eyes could see again, he wish he couldn't see, for there stood four Sarah's in front of him.

"Yo dude. Wazzap?" one said.

"I'm cold, and this place sucks. I want to go back to my mummy," the other whined.

The third said nothing but only glared into space with big eyes.

"Hey Jareth, you know that you look HOT today?" the fourth, and last, one said with blinking long eyelashes.

Jareth stepped frightened back.

"Erm…what is going on here?" he asked.