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Let's all do the Pee-pee dance!!
Red 13 (or Nanaki, whichever you prefer) was preparing for his new dance class at Mo's house of Pee-pee dancing. Considering he was already an expert, (remember the cargo ship??) He knew he was gonna blow the rest of the class away. He packed his leotard in a gym bag, and headed out to Mo's House of Pee-pee, which was situated in Gongaga (they suddenly turned that town around and was now full of crazy dancer peoples). Cid had offered to give him a ride in the Highwind though, so he didn't have to be bothered with all the fighting and what not he would otherwise have to do, and he could concentrate on his routine. He was thinking of doing something that said "I can dance like Janet, but I really have to go." Yes, that was what he wanted.
They finally arrived in Gongaga. Cid wished Red luck, and then flew off to go on a joyride until he had to pick Red 13 up again in two hours. Mo's house of Pee-pee dancing was where Zack's parents house used to be. It was going to be a memorial to Zack, but then Pee-pee dancing became all the rage, and his parents decided to make a more profitable investment. Red 13 waltzed in, suddenly nervous. Everyone around him looked so polished, so professional, his only experience was on the deck of some cargo ship, these people looked like they had danced on several cargo ships. Red 13 changed in to his tight, pink leotard and started to drink lots of water, his 'warm-up' exercise. He needed to be nice and juiced in order to do this, he needed to be able to want to flow. Soon the teacher came in, and instructed them to stop drinking. They then started to do real warm-ups, you know, stretches and stuff and then they started the lesson.
"Welcome class, I am Mo, your instructor," he said in a slightly nasal voice, "today we will be learning the basics of the pee-pee dance, so I hope you drank lots of water."
"First thing to do is cross your legs." The class crossed their legs.
"Now you jumps around in a haphazard way, making small moaning noises." The rest of the class complied. However, Red 13 was having difficulty, this wasn't like any pee-pee dance he ever did. He jumped around and tried to act like he knew what he was doing, but Mo noticed and came over.
"What is this!!" He yelled, pointing at Red 13.
"You mock the beauty and grace of the pee-pee dance!!"
"I-I'm sorry sir," said Red meekly, "but that's not how I do the pee-pee dance."
"Really well then you show us how YOU do the pee-pee and I will be the judge of whether or not you are worthy of Mo's house of pee-pee dancing!!"
Red 13 climbed up onto the small stage and stood in the middle.
"Music please." He said, and that Lady Marmalade song came on. Red 13 jumped and twirled and made small groaning noises and actually did totally blow the rest of the class away. When the performance was over and everyone was clapping and cheering, Red ran off the stage and into the bathroom.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
Author's Note: really short, really stupid, but also kinda funny. I've been meaning to make fun of him pee-pee dancing on the cargo ship for a while now, and here it is. Originally I thought he was a sailor who was really doing the pee-pee dance, and then he said he was Red 13, and then I laughed, so yeah. Please review, even though it was short and stupid, but you might have liked something.
- The Last Little Kodamas
