AN: Uh, up in Yosemite, California and I'm bored. Felt like writing smut but I don't have the….time to write anything long or detailed so I'm gonna write a bunch of short porn! YAY!
Left Out- SoulxMakaxBlack*StarxPattixLizxTsubakixDTK/Blair
Blair really doesn't expect to smell sex when she comes home but she does. The entire apartment reeks of it. She snorts as she tiptoes towards Soul's room, where it seems the strongest. She's about to open her mouth to say something like "Looks like you two finally did it." Or something along those lines. And open her mouth she does when the door swings open, actually her jaw is on the floor.
There is a heap on the bed. Soul leans against the headboard with Patti snuggled against him, her torso between his legs. On Patti's back rests Tsubaki's head who has Kidd's head perched between her breasts. Maka is sandwiched between Liz and Black*Star. Not a single one is wearing a shred of clothing except for the panties around Maka's right ankle.
Once Blair's mind starts functioning again, she starts picking up on little things. Like how Black*Star's hand is in between Patti's legs. Or how Maka and Soul's hands are intertwined. Or the very specific bite marks on both sides of Kidd's neck, clearly from very sharp teeth. They must have just…did whoever was closest or something…
Blair pouts, "They had an orgy without me. How rude."
Detective Fail- SoulxKilik/Maka
The pounding of a bass is what forces Maka awake. She growls as she pulls her robe on. "Gonna kill Soul..Gonna kill that stupid bastard for waking me up." And so her mantra begins as she makes her way to said room. The beat of the bass begins to bore itself into Maka's head the closer she gets. But she quickly forgets when she realizes Soul isn't alone in his room. Kilik is in there too.
What the hell is he doing there this late at night?
Maka jiggles the door handle but it appears to be locked. Green eyes dart around until they meet another blue door, his bathroom. She doubts he would lock that door. And so she slips through it and through his bathroom before shrugging open the door.
She watches as Soul is shoved onto his bed, Kilik's hand forcing his head to sink deeper into plush. Kilik tugs at Soul's pants before pulling his own down. He leans forward, pressing himself against Soul. The music is too loud to make out what they are saying but it looks like Soul is saying 'stop' and 'don't.' The first thought Maka has is that he is raping her partner. She's gotta stop him!
"STOP!" The scythe meister screeches as she tackles the pot meister. Soul groans into the bed as the stereo is clicked off. Maka looks around, at Kilik, then at Soul. Both of whom look very angry and red faced. That's when she learns just how much of a masochist her partner really is.
Bubbles-KiddxPatti
Kidd hates bubbles. They are never even or symmetrical, always chaotic in order. But as he watches Patti cover herself in them, giggling, he can't help but think he just might like them.