A dark wizard walked through gensokyo…it was evening as the crickets could be heard in the air "There was a great battle here long ago as two worlds colided in great conflict." the magi said in hushed tones. She continued to walk her stupid chin sticking out "this is where they left the remains of Anita sarkeesian after the great gensokyo war "i sense you my night mother burning in the fires of hell but soon your soul will come back" said the robed mage who took off her head and it was Contrapoints "with your revival night mother we can bring a new age of absolute totalitarianism." contrapoints laughed and began to chant a spell in front of a decaying skull as lightning formed from the sky and blasted the skull as bones formed and a skeleton began to rise "NEVER DYING NEVER DYING!" a demonic voice howled and contrapoints chanted "oh my dear night mother come back and lead your people to glory!" she said and then anitas skeleton turned to pure energy and blasted through contrapoints body as her blonde hair turned black making her look like a hybrid of contrapoints and anita sarkeesian.
"A NEW BODY AT LAST!" anita laughed
Anita then recovered her tardis which was overgrown with vines "I shall begin again and this time sjw idealogy will not be stoped" she laughed and the tardis took off but in the distance Marasa saw what happened "I better inform Tenshi and Xero Kita about this."
THEME-DOCTOR WHO TV MOVIE OPENINGtenshi fights the social justice warriors 4: anitas curse
Starring
tenshi hinanawi
Xero kita
Chapter 1
THE CULTURE WAR
At disney Kathline kennedy was filling out some paper work "Good news on the new star wars film, we'll stick it to those cis bastards soon enough" said Steven the office soyboy "Thanks steven now you can go home we'll make sure to pay you in estogen pills this week" smiled kathline
Kathline Kennedy then went into her office and opened a conference call with anita sarkeesian "It's good to have you back my mistress, our plans to add more anti trump propoganda to star wars is going well we've also began operations to end reproductions of non disney eu matierals due to bigoted content" she said
"Good work I've always made sure to increase soy production in food productions to make sure we can create more transgendered people and further aid in the destruction of western civilization" anita responded
"we're going after the comic book industry as well the sooner we can force our diversty agenda the better, soros is paying us a lot of money to speed this up and make sure the infowar is played on our terms" anita said and turned off the tv.
in London a portal opened as Tenshi, Xero and marisa kirisame crossed the gensokyo boarder into the outside world "Been a long time since I was back on Earth, not been here since the blackpool incident" xero said
"we will need allies in the outside world to help us it's not doubt anita has had enough time to gather support for her plans" tenshi said.
It was then some police officers came armed with mp5s "i heard about you YOUR THE BIGOTS OUR BENEFACTOR WARNED US ABOUT! YOUR SCUM IS NOT WELCOME IN THE NEW PC ENGLAND!" shoued the cop as he cocked his firearm "we'll need to use magic to defeat them" marisa said
but then a large man came and booted the corrupt cops head along with some other humans who beat them up "Are you alright we saw you ladies and your male friend where in danger due to those bent coppers so we came here to save you all" said tommy robinson.
"Wow he's kinda cute" marisa kirisame smiled blushing "thanks you're pretty hot yourself" tommy robinson chuckled.
"My name is tenshi hinanawi a celestia from the realm of gensokyo we came here to stop a threat that once invaded our world with north korea known as anita sarkeesian"
tommy clenched his fist "I know of her shes the one who started the politically correct crusades back in 2011, everything stemed from her like chaos theory i guess" tommy robinson reflected.
"We need allies if we are to fight this is bigger than before" xero kita said and tommy robinson nodded.
"we better get you off the streets anita and her allies have government and legal support now but i have a friend who has money he can keep us safe for a while" tommy said and they went off with him.
they arrived at a nice house with a sports car in the drive way as tommy knocked the door "good to see you so these are the allies from this gensokyo you spoke off?" said the contact and tommy nodded as Tenshi looked at the handsome young man "my name is alex becker I've been part of the infowar a few years now i may have money to protect myself and others but they have the banks and governments under control so it's been a hard fight" alex becker said.
they went inside and he poured them some drinks while Marisa flirted with tommy robinson "so how do we fight them they seem to have alot of media control now" said tenshi and alex becker nodded "it's true but we have an army now ready and willing to fight but we need the help of gensokyo to make our final stand will you aid us in our time of need?" Alex asked.
TEnshi clenged her fist "I was born ready i can contact yukari and get them here let's end the SJW threat once and for all." she said with fire in her heart.
but then a loud speaker was heard "Don't move nazi scum! we even brought a chopper to chop off your head" said the thought policeman as the doors kicked down as swat teams stormed in "GET ON THE GROUND CIS FUCKERS!" said the swat and then a skeleton man with sunglasses and a trench coat came in "well hello my name is shaun and I am the new head of the thought police and i'm afraid you all have an appointment with us" he laughed.
to be continued.