Baby, I'm a Vampire
I really can explain
No, I'm not related to Dracula
I've never been in a horror movie
Hollywood isn't a textbook, love.
Yes, my family is, too.
Emmett's dog?
Little Fluffy?
Yes, he bites
I'll explain later.
Yes, I drink blood
No, I won't eat your father
No matter how much I'd like to
It's only animal blood
On the bright side
We don't have to cook
You could say we eat out.
I don't own a bed
You noticed?
We don't sleep
Yes, that does have something to do with it
Glitter? Sometimes.
In the sun.
No, it doesn't burn
Conversation starter?
No, I never thought of that.
How old am I?
Seventeen.
Oh alright,
One hundred and seven.
By the way,
I read minds
Loved that fantasy
The one on the beach
Yes, that one.
I'm only kidding, love!
I'd have liked to have seen that fantasy
Now that you mention it.
But I can't read your mind
Yes, it is weird.
Besides that, though,
We're perfectly normal.
And since we're on the subject,
Will you marry me?