NARUTO'S EMO SONG.
This is the wonderful creation. And I love it. So. Look at my stupidity, laugh, for that is what you were meant to do! (I'm in a really humorous mood.) All oneshots. Nothing is connected! ENJOY!
"I'VE GOT A FRIEND! AND HE'S AN EMO! HE CUTS HIMSELF! AND HE ANGSTS ALL THE TIME! HE'S REALLY ANNOYING! CAUSE HE'S ALWAYS ANGSTING! BUT HE'S STILL MY FRIEND!" Naruto sang, pissing off all the members of team 7.
"NARUTO!!!!!! SHUT UP!!" Sakura screeched, hitting him over the head.
And though he was ingured, he kept on singing. "I'VE GOT A FRIEND! AND HE'S AN EMO!..."
"Hm? Sakura, stop hitting naruto!" kakashi said, walking into the situation. "What's going on here?"
"Naruto won't shut up! He's driving us all crazy!" sakura explained, going for one last hit.
"He's been singing all through the misson! He nearly got us killed." Sasuke complained, trying not to hit naruto as well.
"Hm well... naruto... can I learn the song too?!!" Sasuke and sakura dropped, anime style!
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!" the said at the same time.
"Sure! It goes like this..."
hours later, after training, fighting, Arguing, and trying to kill both kakashi and naruto, sasuke was going home.
"I've got a friend, and he's an emo. He cuts...DAMMIT!" Sasuke was going to kill them! Getting that stupid song stuck in his head!
Little did he know, the two people he was cursing were following him.
Sasuke sat on his bed, unable to sleep. His elbows were resting on his knees, and his chin was rested on his folded hands. "I've got a friend, and he's an emo. He cuts' himself..."
Naruto and kakashi were kneeling under sasuke's open window, trying to hold in giggles. They held a voice recorder up, making sure sasuke's voice was loud enough.
"Muwahahaha!" naruto quietly laughed.
"Now I see your evil plan! You're a genius!"
"This is so going on youtube!"
OWARI!
Heh heh heh. I loved the idea for this. I had to write it! Poor sasuke. He'll be so embarrassed!