This is nothing serious. It's just a short parody I wrote because I remember an anime did this once (Don't remember the name) and it made me happy.

And hey, everybody likes some quick comedy, right? Consider this a warm up for what may come later... If I ever do anything with Girl Jordan again.

Anyway, let's head on with the chapter!


Leni Loud was walking down an aisle, heading back home from shopping at the mall.

Suddenly, a dog appeared and got on the way!

"Oh no, a bear!" Leni exclaimed, putting her hands on her cheeks in shock. "What do I do now!"

"Maybe you should try speaking It's language?"

Leni turned around and saw none other than Girl Jordan, one of Lincoln's classmates, standing nearby with a wide smile.

"Who are you?" Leni asked.

"I'm Jordan, one of your brother, Lincoln's, classmates," Girl Jordan frowned. "You're one of his sisters, right?"

"Y-Yeah, I'm Leni-" the fashionista shook her head. "Whatever, do you, like, know how to deal with this bear?!"

Girl Jordan chuckled, and nodded. "Just bark at it until it goes away."

"Bark at it until it, like, leaves?" Leni turned back to the "bear." "Will it work?"

Girl Jordan winked. "You'll never know if you never try."

Putting her faith on the girl's advice, Leni took a deep breath, and started barking at the dog, pausing just in time to give Girl Jordan the chance to catch her breath.

"I-It's working!" the girl said, trying to hold back her laughter. "K-Keep it up, just a little bit longer!"

Leni nodded, and resumed the barking, with the dog barking once, then running away afterwards.

"It really worked!" Leni chirped. "Thanks for the help, Girl Johnny!"

Leni waved goodbye as Girl Jordan snapped "Jordan!" at the Loud sister, only to fall on her knees and laugh out loud afterwards.