Human Or Not
"Dean knock it off!" I Shouted as I smacked Dean in the back of his head.
"Owww! Knock it off! I'm the one driving here so if you don't want a-" Dean cried
"Stop, stop , stop look, we've been in this car for hours- " said Sam
"No kidding Sherlock" I interrupted
"So," Sam continued "Can we please just try to get along for the next hour or so until we get out of this car? Please?" Asked Sam
"Maybe, as long as Dean promises to not say anything perverted for the next at least half hour." I said
"Whatever, stupid son of-" Dean said
"Dean!" Interrupted Sam
Dean just stayed shut for the next half hour except for when he was singing Metallica and AC/DC songs. I got bored so I picked up the day news paper for Massachusetts. I looked at it then I went to the obituaries. It read that someone was mysteriously murdered. "Hey!" I said.
"Hey what?!" Dean asked clearly in a bad mood.
"Listen to this," I said "Jane Mulberry mysteriously died last week. And get this, the person or thing that murdered her took pieces of her skin, bones and they also took her brain…"
"Wow" Said Sam as he cleared his thought "that's, ummm, where is it exactly?"
"Chicopee" I replied.
"Well, this sort of sounds like it's one of our gigs. We should head up there and check it out." Stated Dean.
"Oh, two weeks earlier, someone died the same way in Lawrence. And-" I was saying until Dean and Sam Both interrupted me.
"Kansas?!" They said shocked.
"No, Massachusetts. And- Oh, my gosh!" I said.
"What 'Oh, my gosh'? Asked Dean.
"I says that in both cases a little 4 year old boy, Terry, say the whole thing. Both of them mind you. That kid must be screwed up…" I said.
"Well, now we know who to talk to. We'll try and find where he is right now. Dean, give me that ID." Said Sam.
"Sure thing." Dean said, handing Sam the ID. Suddenly, the car slowed down. I looked out my window and there was a line of cars, all not moving. That's 3 O'clock traffic for ya! But now, I feel a urge.
"Uh-oh" I said
"Uh-oh? What's uh-oh?" Asked Dean a little worried.
"I have to pee." I said embarrassed. Sam started to chuckle.
"NO! Don't pee in my car! My leather! Hold it for 10 minutes tops! Not my baby!" Yelled Dean.