A/N: All right! It's time for my first attempt at a final fantasy finfic (A FFFF! ; )! Of course I had to pick Final Fantasy X-2, a game hated by many but one of my favorites, mainly because of the characters, the plot (there was less exaggeration on a dramatic scheme of world domination/destruction), and…well…yeah, those two. This will be my first fanfic in a while…soooo…here we go! BTW, post-Vegnagun.
DISASTERIFFIC!
Chapter 1: A New Day(Rikku POV)
An alarm clock buzzed loudly in my ear. My eyes flickered open and I pushed the button on my clock to shut it off. I promptly stretched and shuffled out of bed. Your favorite green-eyed, blond-haired thief was getting up.
"Rikku, rinno ib ymnayto! Pnaygvycd ec kaddehk lumt!" (Rikku, hurry up already! Breakfast is getting cold.) Brother yelled up the steps to me.
"Ur bid y culg eh ed, Brother! E's lusehk!" (Oh put a sock in it, Brother! I'm coming!) I yelled back. I changed into my thief outfit and went downstairs. Passing by Yunie's room, I could see that she was up already. That Yuna, always an early riser.
By the time I got to the kitchen, I could really smell the bacon that Buddy was cooking. I sat down as Yuna passed a plate to me. Baralai and Shinra were also at the table.
"It's your favorite," Yuna smiled. "Bacon, scrambled eggs, and my special french toast!"
"Thanks, Yuna!" I laughed, and dug in. It was interesting having all of the Gullwings in one house. Even more so with…wait…
"Hey Yuna," I started. "Where are Tidus, Gippal, and Paine?"
Yuna wiped her mouth with a napkin and replied, "From what I remember, Paine is showering, and Gippal and Tidus got up early and went somewhere."
"They went to check on the Celsius (our airship) ," Shinra piped up. "Gippal wanted to go upgrade something."
"They'd better be careful," Buddy replied from the stove. "If they screw up my sphere detector, someone's getting hurt."
"Isn't that…my line?" Paine said as she walked in. "Oh thank Yevon, Yuna's french toast. Yuna, if you ever get tired of sphere hunting, become a chef."
I giggled. After Vegnagun, and dealing with Shuyin and Lenne, we scouted around Spira, and found a sizable house in Luca that was being sold at a bargain price. Of course, we took it, set up shop, and gave the Gullwings an official office!
It's been a while since we've done anything overly dangerous, but none of us has really changed. I'm still a perky mass of energy, Yuna's still calm but firm, Paine's still…well…Paine, Brother and Buddy are still our best friends, Shinra's as smart as ever, and Tidus is still caring but adventurous.
The people who have changed are Gippal and Baralai. Gippal is now less of a womanizer and more resolute. Baralai is extremely accepting of Al Bhed now, especially because he is essentially living in a house full of them.
Now, with the Yuna and Tidus, Paine and Baralai, Gippal and I, and the rest of the Gullwing crew, we have one heck of a house. Barely a day goes by if there isn't some sort of prank or party going on. Also…
BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
"Rumo lnyb! Fryd dra ralg fyc dryd!" (Holy crap! What the heck was that!) Brother yelled.
Gippal and Tidus came barging in, their faces dirt-streaked and burnt.
"Uhh, Tidus?" Yuna giggled. "You're hair is…singed." She went over to him and touched the tip of one of his spikes. The tip crumbled into ash. "Yevon, what did you do!?"
Paine, Buddy, and I ran to the hangar, where the Celsius was docked. The underbelly had a large scorch mark, along with a huge hole.
"GIPPAL!" We yelled.
He peeked around the edge of the hangar door. "Uh…hehe…oops?"
Buddy glared and Gippal. "Somebody's…getting…hurt!"
As Buddy began chasing Gippal around the hangar, Yuna came over and asked, "How bad is it, exactly?"
I sighed, "Disasteriffic."
"Oh," Yuna giggled. Then she saw the damage. "Ouch, that does look bad."
Brother surveyed the damage, and then proceeded to join Buddy in chasing Gippal.
"Oui etedudel espalema!" (You idiotic imbecile!) Brother yelled at him.
Paine turned back to us. "We'll need lots of gil to cover that. And there haven't been many jobs lately."
"Oh, poopie. We'll never get that much in Luca! With the Celsius out of commission, how will we get enough gil without traveling?" I whine. Yeah, so what. I'm a whiner.
Deal with it already.
Yuna smiled. "I think I have an idea."
She changed into her songstress dressphere. "Any objections?"
Oh boy.
Ending Notes: So…anybody who has played the game should already know what Yuna's brilliant plan is. Chapter two maybe tomorrow.