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Harry advised earplugs.
Ron advised wearing a suit of armor.
Lavender Brown advised divorce.
"But I'm not even married to her yet," he said in confusion.
"There's no such thing as doing it too early," Lavender insisted.
Ginny reminded her to treat him well.
Seamus reminded her to be understanding if he wasn't quite right, after all that had happened.
Luna reminded her to respect and honor the Heliopaths and not offend the Humdingers.
"Even if they're not Blibbering," she cautioned. "Especially if they're not Blibbering."
"I'm sorry – are we still talking about the same thing?" Hermione asked in bewilderment.