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John Eggbeart stood in his room. It just so happened that today was the date of his creation. Not today expecially but threeteen years ago. John looked around his room and saw that his parental figurine had left a crape under his door. Gross. He hated his fathears crapes. In fact Jhon hated crapes but he liked presents so he went outside where his friends were to reviece things from them for himself. HOWEVER there were obsticals that were in his way for him to retch his goal of recieving things for him from his many friends. He almost shed a singel manly teer when he thought about how his best frend Solloux would be waiting for him. Possibly for always. No. He would defeat the best.
John rolled through the house and through a window to where his best friend sollus was.
"I have a present for you," solluz said and gave him his present. it was 15 tons of CAKS. Johm was so verry mad.
Rose Lalonse dramatically red her depressin book. She was almost fiveteen noe. Rosw always war like really dark eyeliner and lipstuck becaise she coud so donot judge her life schouices. She was totes a bad bitch who did whatever the fuk she wantes. she smoked at least once cigarette a day jus to look cool and for ironic porpoises. her head was half shavd and she blechd it to kep it dat way. it was hoe she likd it. Her bff was Fefferry. Today fefurry was wearing eyeliner so much so that it dripped down her face as she moved her sky colored eyes. Feferry was super badass 2 and once she drowned someone with her secret majic powers. Only Ross knew this. It was totes a bad ass thing 2 do. feeferi nevr told anyone abut her magicks. only her bff4l knew and dat bff4l was rose so yeah, that'd why only she knows. it was her friends johns b-day 2day so she headed out of her hous and behan movin to her friends hoise.
Dave Strider was the coolest kid in town. He was cooler than three elephants on a tiny motorcycle with green little hats. He dropped out of his window and did a roll on the ground before getting right side up again. He had a mission to do, the beautiful prince john must get the shitty gift that dave had for him. So he did.
Jade Harlaey ewas the biggesat nerd lik evear. she totes liked plants and the basssss sguitar. dhe nevar liked the floot and so dat was wat she wa given 2 johm 2day. there was no reaasdon why she woudlu brin dav lik anyfing bclause he was like totallly a huge gay nerd. there was no wsy aroumd tgat. jade hasd like the bitggest crush on him tho. hat glorious nerd face boi was lik totes hot as a frech shit. that was the breast fart.
Dave sneaked out his pray, his misson to give the golden sky child a presant needed to be completed, and Deave was not one to leave things. He hid behind ajar and wached jhON WITH SMEXY EYES. JOHN APPROCHED AND DACE WENT TO HIM, SCARRING HIM.
"DAVE YOU DID Scar ne," he exclamed. dave might have said sorry but he was to cool for suck things.
"IT IS YOURE BIRTDAU" reponded strider in a calme way.
"yes, what is the present?" jhon got to the point fast.
"my persant issssss..." the suspendars built.
"my heart," dave handed jihn a oackage. the sky child opened it. it was indeed daves heart.
"WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?" john assed, confused by sucj a intement jesture.
"I think you know," Dave said thruthfully, getting close to john and looking at him sincerly.
"but dave..." he was lost for words.
"shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," dave said and kissed him. It was hot.