This is how I, Pit Fan, started a really random story! I also picked up some of my favorite authors, which they own themselves! It shall be told in my point of view

"I'm bored," I said as I watched tv upside down on a bed.

"Can we do some destruction at the Smash Mansion?" CrazyAcorn asked. "Can we? Can we? Can we?"

"Oh," Pikana said. "I know something we can use!"

"What?" I asked really excited that we were going to the Smash Mansion.

"Akkie!" Pikana cried as he pulled out her weapon.

"Or," I said. "We can use my bazooka!"

"I thought Bazookie was mine!" Pikana cried.

"It is," I said, calming Pikana down. "But my bazooka has unlimited bullets in it, destruction proof, plus it can has every type of mode. Like breakable mode, kryptionate mode-"

"Is that how Superman died?" CrazyAcorn asked. Pikana and CrazyAcorn looked at me as an evil grin came up on my face.

"Yes," I said, evilness filling my tone.

"OH MY GOSH!" CrazyAcorn yelled. "I KNEW YOU WERE EVIL!"

"I'm half demon," I said. "What did you expect? A monkey?"

"Half demon?" Pikana asked. "I thought you were an angel?"

"Nah," I said. "My mom's an angel, my dad is a demon."

"Does Riacho tell your mother anything?" CrazyAcorn asked.

"Not really," I said. "But my twin... Let's not go there. Now, let's go to the Smash Mansion!"

"How are we going to get there?" CrazyAcorn asked.

"I have a portal in my closet!" I exclaimed proudly.

"You keep a portal in your closet?" Pikana asked, mystified, thanks to me making her mystified. I got off the bed, walked to my closet and opened the door.

"GOOD LORD GIRL!" CrazyAcorn and Pikana yelled as they saw my closet. You see, my closet was endless with food stores and video game stores.

"I only keep my portal in the Game Stop," I said, flapping my wings twices. "Come on, I want to go see Pit."

"I WANT SONIC!" CrazyAcorn yelled as she ran ahead.

"She's going to get lost," Pikana said. "Isn't she?"

"Pretty much," I said. I motion Pikana to follow me as I led the right way to Game Stop.

"How did you do this?" Pikana asked. "Can I come over everyday just to look around?"

"Sure," I said as we got to Game Stop.

"GIANT SPIDER!" a voice yelled.

"Oh yeah," I said. "I forgot to mention that I had a pet store in here."

"I got to start hanging around you some more," Pikana said.

"You already the queen of radomness," I said as Pikana glared at me. "And I respect you!" At this point CrazyAcorn was seen running down the hall and rammed into us.

"Sorry guys," CrazyAcorn said. "I was trying to get away from a giant spider."

"That's okay," I said. "Follow me!" I led them towards the portal.

"Can I go first with that steamroller?" CrazyAcorn asked as she pointed to a steamroller that was right next to the portal.

"Sure," I said, evilness reigning my tone again. CrazyAcorn got int the steamroller and started to drive throught the portal, with Pikana and I followed afterwards.

"HEY SMASHES!" CrazyAcorn yelled. "YOU NOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT YOURSELVES UNDER A STEAMROLLER?" Groans were heard from the meeting room and the people who could teleport, telepoted quickly so that way, they won't become flat. CrazyAcorn started the steamroller rather quickly and flattened almost everyone, except Pit, since he started flying. Pikana and I just sat there laughing and taking pictures on our cellphones.

"PIT!" I called out as CrazyAcorn finished. I activated my rocket shoes and flew towards him.

"Oh no," Pit said softly as I gave him a bone crushing hug. "Oxygen..... required........ for......... breathing."

"Sorry honey," I said as I let go. I looked at the flattened Smashers and, with a snap of my fingers, they were unflattened.

"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!" CrazyAcorn yelled as she hugged Sonic. I then saw Pikana run over to Pikachu. Just than, a voice rang out.

"Oh baby," the voice said. "I looooovvvvveeeeeee you!" I looked around frantically, looking for the voice.

"WHO SAID THAT?" I screamed.

"Do you always have to come here?" Ganon asked. I glared at him, hissed, and took out my bazooka.

"Say hello to my little friend!" I exclaimed as I fired multiple shots, which sent every, minus Pit, Sonic, Pikachu, Crazy Hand, and Master Hand, for their lives. "Oh goody, a chase!"

"Let's go find them!" CrazyAcorn exclaimed as she started to jump up and down.

"Lets," I said as we split up with our boyfriends.

I'm sorry if I didn't use your permission Pikana and CrazyAcorn. I was board and I wanted to write something really random and I know you two are the most randomness, so I used you two. I'll update soon!