Sorry to TotalDramaKingdomHearts, I just LOVED your story so much, I HAD to make a parody for harry potter.

Disclaimer, I don't own Harry Potter, or the story. The thanks is to TotalDramaKingdomHearts.

He Pulled Harry's wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words:

Tom Marvolo Riddle

"You see? It was a name I was already using at Hogwarts, to my-" Tom/Voldemort began,

"WHOA WHOA WHOA! You're telling me that you MOTHERFREAKING was tricking me the whole FLIPPING time, and that I was THAT FUCKING GULLIBLE? You little DUMBASS! I knew who you were the whole FUCKING TIME, BITCH! Kiss my ASS, you piece of SHIT!" Harry ranted, scaring many of the readers.

"Yes! MUAHAHAHAH! Kiss my feet, BITCHES! Ginny is dead! COME ON, SHIT-HEAD!" Voldemort shouted

"That was NOT NECCESARY! DAMN, you fat ass piece of shity FUCK HEAD! THAT WAS NOT NECCESARY!" Harry screamed.

"Yo FACE isn't necessary!" a dancing dolphin shouted as it passed by.

"WTF? This is so OOC! WTMFSOABHFFDFH? (A/N, if you can guess what this means, then you will be rewarded… somehow…) Voldemort screamed. He then created a nuclear bomb and teleported him, the dolphin, and a piece of cheese out just in time.

"RTJGUIOLKJHXUTGNK !JHVGFTOIHJBHVT!C! HELP ME! I NEEED HEEEEEELLLLLLP!" Harry screamed, moments before blowing up. "DAMN, you FUCKING piece of MENTALLY RETARDED cheese! GO-" And just then, he blows up in a giant mushroom cloud of smoke, fog, fire, TNT, onions, ketchup, and pieces of avocado flying around.

"Well, now the great Harry FREAKING Potter is blown to oblivion, I can PARTY!" Voldemort shouted. Suddenly, he jumps in with a Congo line and starts dancing. Without warning, suddenly a voice goes:

"PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT JELLY TIME! WAAAAA-YO! WAAAAAA-YO! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT JELLY TIME! WAAAAA-YO! WAAAAAA-YO!" a dog dressed up in a banana suit starts shouting. Voldemorts proceeds by blowing him up as well.

Family Guy reference! Can you guess which? Did you like it? R&R! And the next chapter is going to be another Harry rant.