Pokeshots Central
Chapter One
The Very Beginning
A/N So I'm basically creating an anthology of oneshots from the Pokémon World. While there may be story arcs, those will be specified. Otherwise, there's no need to read these in order.
I'd like to give credit to Soundwave0107 for inspiring me to do this. She wrote a loooong fic titled: SSBB Oneshots for the Super Smash Bros fandom. If anyone hasn't read her fic, you need to. Its absolutely amazing.
I will take requests, but any romance requests will probably not have happy endings. I can't stand writing romance unless I'm in the mood for it. I'm a humor writer, not a romanticist.
I'm also writing this alongside a fic titled "Legacy of Mewtwo". I will post some oneshots from that Alternate Universe. Please read it as well, I love it too death.
Also, I wrote a oneshot called "Another Day in Distortion" for Pokémon. I may delete it and repost it in here.
Also, most characters will be exaggerated. Its funnier that way.
And no, most author's notes will not be this long.
Disclaimer: I think it goes without saying that I don't own Pokémon. If I did, I'd be pimping it in a Maserati and designer clothes. I definitely wouldn't be writing fanfiction. By the way, has anyone wondered what it would be like if Nintendo started writing fanfiction?
Wow, almost 250 words for an authors note.
"GIRATINA!"
"Do you have to talk in italics and capitalized letters?"
"YES, IT MAKES ME LOOK TERRIFYING."
"Actually, it makes you obnoxious mister 'I'M MOTHERF*CKING AWESOME. YOU SHOULD ALL TOTALLY BOW TO ME!'."
"I WANT TO CREATE A WORLD WHERE PATHETIC MONKEYS RULE OVER POWERFUL CREATURES AND MAKE THEM BATTLE JUST FOR THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT. I ALSO WANT TO MAKE IT SO IRRESPONSIBLE CHILDREN LEAVE THEIR FAMILIES TO GO TRAVEL THE WORLD."
"Sounds fun. But why are you asking me again? You could just snap your fingers and it would all be made."
"YOU'RE AWFULLY CALM TODAY, IT'S VERY ODD THAT YOU'RE NOT INSULTING ME IN EVERY SENTENCE."
"Meh, doctor said I should lay off the caffeine and sugar."
"AND YOU LISTENED TO HIM FOR ONCE?"
"Weeeelll, I laid off the sugar. But you see, there was this cup of coffee on the counter, and it looked so good I just had to drink it!"
"SO THAT'S WHERE MY CAPPUCCINO WENT. I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A DECENT CUP OF COFFEE WITHOUT STARBUCK'S AROUND?"
"Well sorry. Not like it mattered, you could just snap your fingers and summon fifty cappuccinos. I wish I could do that…"
"IT'S A GOOD THING THAT YOU CAN'T THEN. OTHERWISE, WE'D ALL BE SCREWED."
"That hurts."
"AND THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID."
"Weren't you going to create a world?"
"OH, RIGHT."
Arceus snapped his fingers(wait, he has fingers?) and then BAM! a world got created.
And it was totally epic.
A/N Don't worry, most of them will be way longer than that one. This is just a teaser for what's to come.
Next chapter: Giratina likes candy and coffee. What happens when he eats too much of it?
So just hit me up with your requests.
For updates, check frequently. I'm not promising anything, but I write really fast. I am trying to hit the 100K word mark by the end of the year, although that's not going to be easy. Wish me luck.