Prologue and Chapter 1
"Run, run as fast as you can, you can't stop us, were the S-Men."
"Let's get out of here!"
There we were, trapped on a deserted island, running for our lives, from our friends and family and these crazed murderers. Let me start from the beginning.
"Let me get this straight. You want me to come to the movies with you. Why?"
"Like I've told you before, Cindy, I want to hang out and…"
"Stop right there. You never want to hang out with me, why now?"
"Because, I want to become friends"
"Jimmy, the only time you see our names and the word friends is if you see the words "will never become" in between them." said Cindy.
"Cindy, you and me can become friends, as long as we try our hardest to make our friendship work." said Jimmy.
"I understand that. I do not have any problems with that. It just, what will our families, our friends, or even our schoolmates think? They will probably think we have finally lost our minds. They might get the impression that we are boyfriend and girlfriend. We can try it, but if anything negative happens to me, your dead meat. Understand?" asks Cindy.
"I understand alright. I understand that you do not really want to be friends, and you just want to be a stuck up slut. Fine, you can be that way, but leave me out of it!"
With that, Jimmy walks out of the Candy bar, ready to destroy anybody who dares piss him off. Cindy, still at the Candy Bar, is standing with her mouth a gaze, looks around, and then she storms off.
The next day at school…
"Okay class, let's get started. Today we will be leaning about the layers of the Earth. Exciting isn't it?" asks Professor Plum
The class groans.
"EXCITING ISN'T IT!" screams Professor Plum.
The class immediately stops groaning.
"Alrighty then. Open up your books to page 134."
The class obeys the direction. Professor Plum starts talking. 5 minutes later, almost the entire class is sleeping.
Why does this always happen. Am I that boring? Well, you know what, I am going to let them sleep. It they do not get the homework, that is their fault, not mine.
Professor Plum continues talking. Cindy, who was valiantly paying attention to Professor Plum, is suddenly distracted when a note hit her.
It said
Cindy, I am sorry about what happened yesterday. We need to talk. Please, me in front of the school at 3:00.
Sincerely sorry, you friend,
Jimmy Neutron.
Cindy read the letter to herself. Then she screams "Hell no, you asshole!" She then walks out of the classroom, leaving the rest of the student body, along with Professor Plum, worried.