Hai! :D. Yesh I Am New ^w^ So PLEASE Go Easy On Me :D. Ok So Here Goes.

Disclamier: Me: I Do NOT On Naruto Nor Will Never T.T

Itachi: You Can Own Me! :D

Sasuke: Nobody Wants You Anyway -_-.

Itachi: YOU ARE JUST MADE CUZ I AM MORE SEXYER THAN YOU!

Me: ON WITH THE FRIKIN STORY ALREADY!

Highschool=Hell (Intro)

Sakura's POV

RING!RING!RI- BAM!

"Hmph….Stupid Ass Alarm Clock," Said an annoyed looking pink-haired girl.

"So...Miss Cranky…Want Some Waffles Or Do You Want To Kill Your Poor Teddy Bear," Said a goofy golden haired boy.

"GET OUT OFF MY FUCKING ROOM NARUTO!"

Hissed the pink-haired girl

"Ok..Ok..Gosh. Don't Get Your Panties In A Bunch Sakura," Said Naruto, who received a kick in his balls.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FUCKING MESS WITH ME IN THE MORNING!" Yelled Sakura

"Oww…That Fucking Hurts Sakura…..OWW!" Complained Naruto, who was on the floor holding his looked at Naruto and left out of the room.

'Hmph…Next time his balls will be cut off, SLOWLY and PAINFULLY.'

'Looks Like Someone Is Upset About Going To School *Cough*Hell*Cough*'

'I thought I got rid of YOU a long time ago.'

'You Can't Get Rid Of Me. I Will ALWAYS Be With You. Forever. :)"

'Oh Shut Up!'

Me: Well…That's It. :l

Itachi: Wow. Why Is It Short Mimi-Chan?

Me: Because I Am Lazy And Couldn't Think Of Anything. Dx

Sasuke: Idiot.. -_-

Me+Itachi: GO AWAY! *Puts Him In A Closet With Karin Inside*

Sasuke:NOOOOO!

Me:Okay. He's Gone. :D BUH-BYE!

Itachi: BYE! :D SEE NEXT TIME!

(P.S. I Will Make The Next Chapter Longer And Better. I Swear. ^_^)