Summary:Being a teacher is stressful, being a Ninja teacher? Why did I choose this job again? SI insert fem Iruka sensei!
Rated: K+ may later change to T
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto,
A/N: This story was inspired from other fanfic stories. Also i'm officially back! Let's hope it stays that way for a while, also I have partnered up with someone to write an Attack on titan fanfic though it won't be posted on this account we'll be using there's
Prologue: Rebirth is a funny thing sometimes.
Do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on
- by unknown
How did I get here?
Oh, yea I died.
I died a simple and boring death, it wasn't tragic, it wasn't really a surprise. I was middle aged and a workaholic. Stress and sleep-deprivement would have eventually caught on to my body, which would no longer be able to take on the abuse any longer, especially with an empty stomach…
So, yea I died...Was I sad? Did I have any guilt and regrets? Did I have anything I wanted to leave for my students?
Nope! No regrets and no thanks you! I was free! So very free, from those brats, I called students!
To me that was a miracle itself. Sure, I left people behind, they warned me to stop being a workaholic. Did I listen? Obviously not. Who cares now anyways? I was dead and there was no time to bring the dead back to life. Did I ever reach my full potential in the land of the living? Who knows, I might have
Right now, I should be walking down to the gates of heaven. If not for one thing. The dwarf that seemed content, in dragging me to who knows where.
Yea, I'm not sure about you. But i'm pretty sure this is not part of the deal. When you die,you should A. be walking to the gates of heaven and be under the a tree if the bible is anything to go by. Or B. My old math teacher was right and gates of heaven tells you all the answer and then asks you a complicated math problem that you have to solve…
I really, really prefer it not to be B... Unless it's dragging me to be judge… Oh.. OH, shoot! I really hope not.
It's not like I've done bad things in my life, I joked about doing horrible stuff, but I've never actually did! I need to calm down, let's think about other things. While the midget takes me to who knows where.
People, would usually tell how they died. Some would tell you why, or simply tell you their background story. To tell you the truth i'm lazy and my life was normal. So, instead I'll tell you, ten facts or less about myself.
One: I was a teacher and a good one at that.
Two: I was taught how to shoot arrows since I was a young girl
Three: I played the violin
Four: I knew self defense
Five: I knew about 4 languages in total
That's about all you need to know for now, Should I describe myself? Eh, I don't think so. Why, should I? I was ordinary with no special looks, just common and plain. No, matter what others say, or at least I would have been considered common. If my cousins didn't compare me to…
Nevermind, I'm getting off topic right now, back to the dwarf. Who looked pissed off, wait.. Oh! He was saying something, I let my thoughts wander off too much. Opps, my bad.
I gave a small awkward smile to him, was it just me or did he look rather murderous? In fact I think I could see a dark glowy aura around him, I should of flipped him when I had the chance though, instead of looking intrigued of the his glowyness
He pushed me through a door, with no remorse and a deranged smile...
"Oomph!" I had fallen face flat onto the the cold hard floor. It wasn't even funny, sure it may have looked like it. But it wasn't! Okay, maybe, just a little bit. I sat on the cold hard floor sulking not bothering to get up or look around, I was who knows where and alone.
Or at least, I thought I was….
"So, you my new to-Uhmm I mean ward." A gruff voice came from my left side.
Standing up quickly, I turn to see..
A Kitsune and the damned ugly dwarf that brought me here.
Huh, I thought from the description, from Percy Jackson, it would be Thomas Jefferson instead.
Funny, The very subject that I had loved seemed to betray me at this very moment.
They both inspected me, seemingly observing my behavior. The kitsune girl, walked around me looking from where I stood. The dwarf grumbled about showing no respect.
Well, what could he have expected? I mean really, I taught teenagers, preteens and college students! My manners in respecting, other people, that I didn't work with, has dimmed. I was a workaholic! I didn't have much chance to interact with complete strangers! I didn't know!
The kitsune girl, ears twitch as her tail began to swing from side to side.
"I like her!" She exclaimed, gleefully. Too gleefully for my liking, the way she said it, reminded me when my students were about to do something stupid, which made me instinctively not liking whatever she was cooking up in her mind. A brilliant mind that student of mind had, but it caused to much trouble to my liking and if my instinct were right, then so was she.
The dwarf, just made a face, gruffly he said. "I guess, she'll do well." The kitsune nodded. "She'll do great! I mean if you look at how many, she had inspired! Just imagine what she'll do-" The girl was caught off, when she realized the dwarf was dragging me once again.
"EH!? Wait for me!"
"Excuse me?" I asked, the dwarf who glanced down.
"Hmm?"
"Where exactly are you dragging me to?" I questioned. "And who exactly are you?"
"No need for introductions." The Kitsune said, a smile plastered on her face. "Just know that we're on your side." she winked. Making me squirm uncomfortable, I turned to the dwarf for answers.
"Where else?" He said. "To your reward." I perked up, before giving a confused look. Reward? I never did anything though...
Note to self, when you die. Don't let yourself get dragged by a dwarf or some other worker in heaven. Just stay in line and get through the gates of heaven. I should have done that, but noo! I just had to have a blond moment right there! No offense to all other blonds...Ahem, following the dwarf or in this case let myself be dragged by one.
How was this! A reward?! I got pushed out of a door 50 feet high! I was going to die! Wait, never mind I was already dead. Or so I thought one moment it was dark, yet nice and warm, the next next it's freezing cold and there was a bright light blinding me.
Soon I was wrapped into a blanket, someone had me in there arms or at least I think it was a person, I couldn't exactly see anything but blurs of color and perhaps shapeless objects that were moving. I could hear voices, but everything sounded gibberish. Before something hit me, not literally though. I Maria Nana was reborn.
Into an anime, how I knew? Well, I didn't know. Not for awhile at least. Not until I was out of the hospital. Thought not even then did I know everything was blurry with colors, people to me were still speaking gibberish. Though it was the Konichiwa that tipped me off what language it was...
Remember when I said I spoke four languages? Well, Japanese was not one of them.
Fun fact, I knew how to read and write in Japanese. But not speak it, bummer I know. It would have been extremely helpful right about now. I was two months old when I could see,I was finally able to see clearly! It was also the same day where I began to cry bloody murder.
You see I was reborn, on May, 26. As an only child, again.. Damn.. I really wanted a sibling, this time around. But it seems that fate had other plans. So during the first few months that my vision was blurry. I just giggled to whatever was happening, whimpering when something in my body began to hurt.
I was acting like a normal baby, I shouldn't be… I should probably be panicking, crying bloody murder.. But psychologically sooner or later I wouldn't remember a thing about my past life, so why should I? Well most normal people who do probably would, is what I could hear some of you guys say.
Well, who ever said I was normal? Before you give me that look of what a cold hearted little b- you should know. I wasn't being one. I was sad, of course I would be! I left my friends, my family, my job, my students to defend themselves with horrible teachers.(though that last one gave me a sadistic pleasure) I no longer had MY past. I was nothing! I was reborn into a different family, with a different history, and I would probably be something different.
I didn't like change, I never did. I despised it with all my heart in my last life, but I accepted change as well. After all, how could I teach, without accepting change? I would be a bad one. But, the real reason why I didn't torture these people with my wails as a baby. Was because while I wasn't exactly their kid. I grew to love them. I remembered my original parents words, when I asked if they believed in reincarnation.
"If you remember your past life, than the one you live right now, then forget about it, live your life because in the end family is always family. Family will always be right here" They said pointing at my heart.
I know, how can I? Will simple family is always family. Family,doesn't end or start with blood, but with loyalty, that loyalty stays with you till the very end. It was going to be hard to forget about them and move on, but in the end, they will always look out for me, even if i'm no longer "Theirs"
Now where was I? Oh. yes. Well it was a few months, when I could finally see alright. My "Father" was saying something to me that I wasn't listening too. I was looking around; hey, if you couldn't see for that long you would too look everywhere and take in your new surroundings.
"Look at me!" He whined, poking my nose. Scrunching up my face, I tried glaring at him. I didn't succeed, it came out as a pout.
"Saa, leave Ruka alone." My sweet, sweet mom came to my rescue, Oh yea I almost forgot I didn't exactly tell you my new name. Well I'll get to that in a minute or two.
"Up!" I demanded, though it came out more as a gurgle instead. But my mom had gotten the message, as she lifted me into her arms.
"Why does Ruka-chan like you more!" My new dad wailed. "She's supposed to be daddy's little girl!" Yea, like that"ll happen, you see I was a daddy's girl back in my original life. I still am in fact, but I find his reaction too hilarious to pass up. Yea, I'm cruel, I know.
"Ikkaku" My mom said, exaggerated. looking at me again, this time something caught my eye. She wore a headband, not just any headband. But the very same one that was from….
My name was Iruka Umino, Ruka for short.
Iruka Umino… Now where does that..Oh wait..
Umino Iruka...Dolphin… Chunin..
Iruka-Sensei…
Oh..
OH! This... this was not good! My heart speed a little too fast and suddenly I was all too aware of , it was the late reaction of my death and reincarnation to my still conscious mind of my past life.. Or because I was suddenly lacking oxygen, that I finally cried bloody murder
In Many, many opinions of mine I should have calmed down. I really should have, But what would you do. When you finally accepted change into your new life. To find out you were reborn into an Anime!?
Not just any anime, but one of the most dangerous anime! Sure there were other anime's that were more dangerous, than this one. But still! I remember a time when all my classmates and younger family members loved this manga/anime, I watched it, but not with as much interest and obsession as my cousins! I knew the plot, the basic summary of what happens, but I didn't know a thing about the characters, who were important and who were not..
But one things is for sure, I was reborn as the very same Ninja that was supposed to be male, The very same one that taught the very generation of clan heirs. As well as one of the stepping stones for Naruto Uzumaki. If I remember from my hazy memories Iruka was one of the first people to believe in him.
This.. This was not good. I was a teacher, for all History/politics and Psychology. I was not a soldier.
This….. This was not good for the narutoverse…. Not good at all.
Up in heaven…
The kitsune grimaced as the newborn freaked out, before looking at the dwarf.
"So, will we have to intervene?" She asked, the dwarf looked at her. "She's your ward, you make the decision." He said.
"Ooooh, Right!" The dwarf sighed, before silently praying for the poor girl. After all, It was her very own guardian, that thought it was a good idea to send her there. "To have fun." He paused at the thought. Why there though? She could have been better off in a different show.
"Maa, I'll just have to leave her clues!." The Kitsune said, smiling. The dwarf sweat dropped at the cheerful kitsune. She was having too much fun with this, he thought.
A/N: So what do you think so far? Good? Bad? Also I decided to switch Iruka gender for a couple of reasons that will be revealed later on, but here one reason I've never read a SI insert as female Iruka. Hope you enjoy! Until next time