"You know its not always fun being the last to know. Especially when it has to do with your future love life. You see... I'm the Hero. Not that crappy Megaman or old man Protoman. I should get the good ending. All the honor, the glory, the women. But sadly It never goes that good. For an advanced robot like me this shouldn't have been very hard. My name's Bass and this is my story about the worst day of my life.
It all began when I was going to go challege that little punk Megaman for some training when all of a sudden I see Magnetman. He was walking slow and droopy.
"What a lame I bet he's gonna challege megaman" I thought. So I follow the douche all the way to Light Labs. I sit quietly in the tree next to the house. The perfect spot for viewing and listening to anything that goes on in that house. Your wondering how I know about that spot huh? Well some times I like to sit and watch RO-Moving on... The creep asks to go see Roll so I'm like "AYE BITCH THATS MY WOMAN" So now I feel even more obligated to watch.
So she comes out looking all hot like usual and the dick doesn't even have the balls to confess so I'm over here like PUSSY.
Then Roll starts to confess to him and my whole world shatters. How could she like him and not me? Did she say that he was her favorite robotmaster? Its just not fair... I hate this shit...HEY WILY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?"
"I'm sorry Bass did you say something?"
"Never fucking mind"
THE END.