AN: so this is my fanfiction for plinkoceans contest! I hope you all enjoy!
Dave yawned and stretched, dragging his feet into the kitchen of John and his apartment.
"Aww, shit!" he cursed, as the light from the almost empty fridge temporarily blinded him. Stumbling, he fell, causing a huge ruckus.
"Dave? Is that you? R'you okay..." A sleepy John slurred, shuffling over and staring at the strider in his time of embarrassment.
"John?! Oh, no..." Dave improvised, not letting his ironic cool points go down the drain, "your dreaming... Umm... And I'm really your guardian! Now go back to sleep!"
"Really?!" John was now fully awake, and thought the idea of a guardian was super cool. "Does that mean that whatever I do, won't matter tomorrow!"
Dave blinked in surprise, " Umm... Yeah I guess. Sure, whatever you say egderp."
John smiled and leaned closer to Dave's face, giggling at the faint blush appearing.
"John! What are you doing?!"
" You said I could do anything..." John giggled and plucked Dave's shades off his face, staring into his cherry-red eyes.
"Beautiful..." John breathed.
"John?"
"Yeah Dave?"
"Your an idiot. This isnt a dream, dumbnuts."
"Really... Well..." John fiddled with his thumbs, "I'm your idiot."
"Egderp." Dave chuckled, ruffling johns hair.
"Strident." John giggled, laying his head on Dave's chest.
"You know, that names growing on me..." dave mumbled.
"Good, because where changing your name when you turn eighteen."
"Oh really now?" dave raised an eyebrow, chuckling. Sighing, the two where about to drift into sleep, when a warm breath tickled at their neck.
"Can I join you both..." Jake whispered, a smirk on his face.
"GET THE FUCK OUT ENGLISH, OR IMA SLAP A BITCH..." Dave glared.
AN: Well, I hoped you enjoyed even though it came out pretty crappy... Sorry for wasting your time dear reader! This is for a contest by plinkoceans on youtube! I love them!
"Yeah, why are you in our house anyways?" john questioned.