KissyYou: I do not own Naruto and the characters! Hope you enjoy! (PS. Characters might be a little OCC)
My name is Naruto, your average modern everyday prince of Konohagakure, and I am going to be married…like today. (=.=") My previous plan was to wait a few more years and find that perfect guy…yeah, GUY. Did I tell you, I'm gay? Well, now you know!
I told my royal family not too long ago…scared the shit out of my dad and the servants present. Just because I'm gay, it does not mean I am going to hit on every single hot guy I see—well…it depends!
My twin sister, Naruko, seems to know my sexuality already because she saw me staring at her ex-boyfriends. You can't blame me, they are handsome! …But all I did was checked them out; I do not go further than that. I'm looking for a special someone, who I will happily spend my whole life with. I long for someone who would love me like I would love him and I long for someone who would care for me like I would care for him. Man…I wish I had a boyfriend.
My best friend, Sasuke, is my personal guard and the one who I rely on the most. Without him, I highly doubt I will be able to survive to live to this day. When I was little I almost fell into the well, but Sasuke saved me and for that I owe him my life. I also have a secret crush on him, but I know that he's totally straight. I knew that we will not be able to have that relationship together, but I'm happy that we are able to hang out with each other every day…THAT IS UNTIL…I saw a note this morning pinned outside of my door. Naruko apparently wrote that she has run away from home and eloped with Sasuke! I got really nervous and scared that I ran towards Sasuke's room to check if he was there. When I got there, all his belongings are gone with a note that says, 'Good-bye, Dobe. Take care.'
I fell to the ground. My heart shattered right then and there. I did not have the strength to lift myself off the ground. I went into a crying frenzy until my maid, Sakura, found me and gently took the notes from my hand and read it. She must have thought that I'm crying because of my twin sister running away from home, but that was not it…
She brought me to my dad while I'm trying to stop crying. I eventually told the old man and everyone in the palace EVERYTHING! …well…okay, everything except my crush on Sasuke!
Then I found out that Naruko was engaged to be married and her wedding was TODAY!
I totally did not know she was to be married TODAY!
NOBODY TOLD ME ANYTHING! (T^T)
Apparently the reason why my family kept my very own sister's wedding a secret from me is because they thought I would rebel like my sister (which I would! =O) and it is easier to have one twin rebel not two. Another reason to not tell me sooner is because they were planning to tell me after I got home from hunting…BUT they did not take into consideration that I would find a letter of her eloping outside of my bedroom door!.
Because the wedding with the neighborhooding kingdom cannot be cancel at the last minute due to a runaway bride, my dad suggest that I go in my SISTER'S place…I'M A MAN, DAMMIT!
Before I knew it, I'm wearing a dark blue, frilly, ribbon-lacing, and chest-tight dress that looks like an umbrella for the bottom. To top it off, I'm wearing a long blonde wig and I tucked a leather water bag to fill the chest area…I offered to use my skills to transform into a woman, but it does not last long. SO! I'm dressing up as a girl for now… I was placed in a limo and off I went to my husband's kingdom.
So here I am standing or more like leaning on the limo in front of a white mansion-like castle surrounded by oak trees. The grand door opened up and dozens of servants and maid came to greet us. Then I saw what I presume the king and queen standing there to greet me.
"Welcome, Princess Naruko!" the king proclaimed proudly as he open his arms out to me.
"We are so happy to have you!" the queen smiled beautifully at me.
There I was and all I could say is, "Hi." I also did a small awkward bow, because I was not taught how to curtsy cutely like a woman, but bow elegantly like a man. They stare at me confusedly for a while, but I gave them my best smile that could charm the angels and they overlooked my manly curtsy.
They took me into the palace and boy it's SO…bland. I thought that the family whom my sister is married to would be one of the most extravagant castles ever, BUT…it looks completely normal with bland decorations.
When they sat me down in the dining hall, they checked me out from head to toe. Boy, don't I feel harassed. (=.=")
"Naruko…I am so happy that a beautiful princess like you is going to marry my son. I am so happy that you and our family will be able to see him. Honey, we haven't seen him since ten years ago when he went with his friends and teachers to train.
"Oh—wait—WHAT?" HIS FREAKIN' FAMILY HASN'T SEEN HIM FOR TEN YEARS?!
"Oh, Naruko! You have to see your soon-to-be husband! But I do not have any recent pictures of him, but this is him when he's five years old." She held out a portrait of him.
"…" I have nothing to say…I can't even see his freakin' face! His eyes, mouth, neck, two-thirds of his face are COVERED!
"Isn't he cute, Naruko?" the queen asked as she winked at me.
"…Yeah…He's…adorable…?" I answered slowly.
"Yes, he is," the king smiles fondly.
"Naruko! You should go and familiarize yourself with our palace. Kiba! Go and escort Princess Naruko around the castle!" the queen strictly looked at a servant off to the side.
The trip around the castle was fine. Kiba is one interesting guy, but the whole entire time, I find him staring at my fake breast. Like really? REALLY? Men are so horny… (=.=")
Things are going well though until we heard a scream.
We immediately went to the front of the castle to see what the commotion was about. Apparently one of the maids coming back from the market bumped into someone and screamed her lungs out. I then noticed that there is a shadowy figure looming a few feet away from her.
Then it there is another scream, "AHHH! You came back to me!" The queen ran quickly towards the figure and embraced it.
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