CELL IS HUMAN
(to the tune of we will rock you, oh god, this'll suck)
(chorus)
Cell is, Cell is, human (clap), human
"" "" ""
I'm gonna tell ya' 'bout an android in DBZ
he's really fast an' powerful, yer gonna see
so strap yerselves in
get ready to have been
through a storysong that really will turn yer chin
(chrous)
Cell travled back through time with a certain goal
he wanted to absorb androids and become whole
so he absorbed some guys
with hunger in his eyes
and continued on his way to where his destiny lies
(chorus)
He showdowned with Seventeen, it didn't go well
Seventeen simply couldn't match the power of Cell
but then sixteen did good (agianst Cell)
and Cell could
have absorbed sixteen, which I still think he should('ve)
(chorus)
Cell absorbed seventeen, things weren't nice
but then chance intervined wth a roll of the dice
'cuz Tien intervined
and gave eight- and sixteen
the chance to get away while Tien got his clock cleaned
(chorus)
Goku came in just time and took Tien away
He took Piccolo, too, who was injured from the fray
So Cell was confused
to where Goku had moved
but the took off so he could fuse (with Eighteen)
(chorus)
Vegeta came and kicked Cell's ass
Cell tried to get him from Vegeta was fast
so Cell tried to talk
to which Vegeta didn't balk
and Cell asked him to let him walk (to Eighteen)
(chorus)
Krillen was an idiot, he didn't kill Eighteen
instead, he thought he was in love with a machine
so he let her go
but he didn't know
that Cell would abosrb Eighteen once he did so
(chorus)
Vegeta had no idea what the hell he'd done
by letting Cell absorb Eighteen, Cell'd already won
Vegeta said, "He is small,
he's nothing at all."
Let's see just how wrong he is once he takes the fall
(chorus)
Cell is too strong for anyone to beat
and then said something to bring the whole world to its feet
there's gonna be a tournament
and Cell wouldn't relent
to surrender to anyone who thought he could be bent
(chorus)
What are we gonna do, all eyes are on one man.
And, by the looks of it, he has a plan
so what do we have to do
you fearless leader, you
to save ourselves from this android form of doom?
(chrous is repeated over and over, getting softer every time until it is inaudible. The song is finished. R/r.)
(to the tune of we will rock you, oh god, this'll suck)
(chorus)
Cell is, Cell is, human (clap), human
"" "" ""
I'm gonna tell ya' 'bout an android in DBZ
he's really fast an' powerful, yer gonna see
so strap yerselves in
get ready to have been
through a storysong that really will turn yer chin
(chrous)
Cell travled back through time with a certain goal
he wanted to absorb androids and become whole
so he absorbed some guys
with hunger in his eyes
and continued on his way to where his destiny lies
(chorus)
He showdowned with Seventeen, it didn't go well
Seventeen simply couldn't match the power of Cell
but then sixteen did good (agianst Cell)
and Cell could
have absorbed sixteen, which I still think he should('ve)
(chorus)
Cell absorbed seventeen, things weren't nice
but then chance intervined wth a roll of the dice
'cuz Tien intervined
and gave eight- and sixteen
the chance to get away while Tien got his clock cleaned
(chorus)
Goku came in just time and took Tien away
He took Piccolo, too, who was injured from the fray
So Cell was confused
to where Goku had moved
but the took off so he could fuse (with Eighteen)
(chorus)
Vegeta came and kicked Cell's ass
Cell tried to get him from Vegeta was fast
so Cell tried to talk
to which Vegeta didn't balk
and Cell asked him to let him walk (to Eighteen)
(chorus)
Krillen was an idiot, he didn't kill Eighteen
instead, he thought he was in love with a machine
so he let her go
but he didn't know
that Cell would abosrb Eighteen once he did so
(chorus)
Vegeta had no idea what the hell he'd done
by letting Cell absorb Eighteen, Cell'd already won
Vegeta said, "He is small,
he's nothing at all."
Let's see just how wrong he is once he takes the fall
(chorus)
Cell is too strong for anyone to beat
and then said something to bring the whole world to its feet
there's gonna be a tournament
and Cell wouldn't relent
to surrender to anyone who thought he could be bent
(chorus)
What are we gonna do, all eyes are on one man.
And, by the looks of it, he has a plan
so what do we have to do
you fearless leader, you
to save ourselves from this android form of doom?
(chrous is repeated over and over, getting softer every time until it is inaudible. The song is finished. R/r.)