3:31 PM 11/20/00
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Veggienapped!
Summary: Vegeta's been kidnapped! Who kidnapped him? Where did they take him?
Will anyone even bother to save him?!
Hi!
My name's Chuquita and this is my first DBZ fic here I written other animé fanfics
before, but this one's my first total DBZ story. I wrote a parody to the Powerpuff
Girls once called the Tatortuff Tots which had Veggie as one of the main characters, &
I wrote a story called "The Great & Powerful Loogi" once that included Goku in a majority
of part 4, but that's it. My faves probably in order are Goku, Veggie/Trunks, & Goten.
Hope ya like the fic, here goes!
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Sunday: 3:02am
" KAKOROT!!!!!!! " Vegeta fumed angrily as he stood there in the doorway to the kitchen,
Goku's head lodged in the refriderator, " WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE AT 3 IN THE
MORNING!!!!! "
" Mmph Mmph! " Goku smiled stupidly as he poked his head out of the fridge, the Turkey
Bulma was going to cook for Thanksgiving stuffed in his mouth. Goku swallowed the bird in one
gulp, " Umm, eating? "
" NOT FROM MY HOUSE YOU BAKA!! " Vegeta screamed.
" You should thank me, Bulma would've torched it anyway. " Goku grinned as Vegeta huffed,
knowing very well that the Sayian had made a good point.
" Just get out of here before I destory you. " Vegeta said, his glazed over eyes an
indicator of how little sleep he had gotten so far, " I'm not in the mood to deal with you at the
moment. "
" Oh-K! " Goku said as he transported back to his house. Vegeta wobbled back to the
bedroom and collapsed onto the left-hand side of the bed.
" One of these days I'm just going to wake up, go over to Kakorot's house and blast his
head off! *YAWN* But not now. " Vegeta yawned as his head hit the pillow, knocking him out
instantly.
Monday: 1:45pm Note: In this fic Chibi Trunks is 10, Goten & Bra are 8 & Marron's 7
" Miss Suzy had a steamboat! "
" The Steamboat had a bell! Toot Toot! "
" Miss Suzy went to heaven! "
" The steamboat went to--hello Trunks! " Goten said happily as he & Bra sat facing each
other playing their clapping game.
" You better not let Dad catch you here. " Trunks said warningly, " 'specially playing
with Bra, he'll go crazy. "
" But I play with you all the time & Daddy doesn't get mad. " Bra said, confused as she
looked up at her older brother, who sighed.
" You should know him by now, he hates it when you're anywhere near, quote "Kakorot's
Mini Me", unquote. " Trunks nodded.
" Daddy's just jealous cuz I play with Goten more than him! " Bra smiled as Trunks
face-faulted.
" NO! IT'S JUST THAT...*sigh* just believe what you want, I don't wanna be here when Dad
comes out. " Trunks said as he walked up.
" Wha, wha, why doesn't he wanna be here when your Daddy come out? " Marron said, nervous
and a little frightened.
" I dunno. " Bra shrugged, then glanced back @ Goten, Trunks hiding behind a tree, his
anxiety building as his father emerged from the house in his normal Sayian armor, " Wanna play
house? "
" What's that? " Goten asked.
" Well, you can be the Daddy & I'll be the Mommy & Marron can be the baby. " Bra
answered.
" How come I always have to be the baby! " Marron protested.
" BeCAUSE you're the littlest! " Bra answered.
Goten thought for a moment, " Will there be food? "
" I guess, why not! " Bra smiled as she turned around, accidently walking straight into
her father.
" Hi Daddy! " Bra said in a perky voice as Vegeta glanced down at his youngest child &
smiled slightly, feeling in a better than average voice answered.
" Why hello sweetheart, where are you going? " he said as Bra smiled up at him with
gooey eyes.
" We're gonna play house! I'm the Mommy, Marron's the baby, " she said, pointing to
Marron, who waved her hand, " And Goten's the Daddy. " Bra finished as she pointed to Goten, who
now had a goofy SonGoku grin on his face, Vegeta feeling the blood in his veins boil at the sight
of the small boy who beared an uncanny resemblance to his most hated enemy/pain in the butt.
" WHAT'S THAT SPAWN OF KAKOROT DOING ON MY PROPERTY!!!!! " Vegeta sneered as Bra huffed,
unaware of her father's rising blood-pressure.
" I just told you already! We're playing house! I'M the MOMMY! MARRON is the BABY! AND
GOTEN is the DADDY!! " Bra whined as Vegeta walked over to the naive spikey-haired boy & grabbed
him by the collar.
" NO KAKOROT BRAT IS GOING TO PLAY AS MY PRINCESS'S HUSBAND!!!!! " Vegeta screamed,
foaming at the mouth as Goten just stared stupidly into oblivion.
" But DADDY! " Bra whined, " Goten's my friend! I like him! " Bra blushed lightly,
Vegeta, noticing the coy expression on his daughter's face as she mentioned the boy's name, went
SSJ & tossed chibi Goten into the air, then flew up from behind him & blasted the boy back to the
Son house, Goten slaming into various trees along the way.
" NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM!!!!!!! " Vegeta yelled at the top of his lungs at Bra,
who burst into tears as Marron slinked away. Vegeta glanced from side to side, " Now calm down
honey, don't cry, you don't want your mother to get angry at you! " Vegeta said nervously, " It's
okay, I didn't mean it! " he pleaded as Bra stopped crying for a second, " Okay, maybe I DID mean
it, but-- " Vegeta began as his daughter continued to bawl from where she left off.
" VEGETA!!! " Bulma cried from inside as she dashed out onto the lawn, " What happened?!
Is Bra alright? "
Vegeta tried despreately to look innocent, which was quite a stretch for him, " Oh she's
okay, she just tripped and fell, that's all. "
Bulma narrowed her eyes at her husband, then stopped & picked up her daughter, " It's
alright sweetie, Mommy's here now. "
Bra continued to cry as hard as she could, which, luckily for Vegeta, enabled her to tell
her Mother what REALLY happened. Vegeta took a deep breath & wiped the sweat off his forehead
from the transformation, " That was close. "
Monday: 4:15pm
Yamcha sighed sadly, it had been quite a few years since Bulma dumped him, " It's not
really my fault, I was loyal to her, well, not really, but I still don't deserve to be dumped
after 10 years! " Yamcha huffed as he watched Master Roshi from across the street try to pick up
2 girls in their 20's, Yamcha cringed as the old Master got slapped across his face & sighed
sadly, then walked over to another pair of girls.
" Oh my God..." Yamcha gasped, " What if I end up like Master Roshi! " he yelped,
picturing himself as an old bald man, bent over and in his 70's trying to flirt with the 2 girls
who had just slapped Roshi. He quickly shoved the thought out of his head as Vegeta came walking
by.
Vegeta snickered at the human, " Pitiful..." he chuckled as Yamcha turned his head and
spoke up.
" What did you just say?! " he said, a bit of anger in his voice.
" I was just thinking how Pitiful you humans are. " Vegeta said with a smirk on his face
as he continued walking. Yamcha got up.
" Care to repeat that! " he growled as Vegeta smiled, his back facing Yamcha as he went
SSJ2. Yamcha looked around.
Vegeta spun around and disappeared, leaving Yamcha confused.
" Where the heck did he go?! " Yamcha screamed in his head, and while pondering this felt
something & noticed Vegeta was now behind him, " WHAT THE----" Yamcha stopped, unable to finish
his sentence on account of the fact that Vegeta had kicked him in the jaw, Yamcha sumersaulted
and landed on his feet, then ran headlong towards Vegeta and grabbed him by the hair and pulled
as hard as he could, which wasn't hard enough.
Vegeta swung back, sending Yamcha flying through several trees, " Was that SUPPOSSED to
be your attack plan? Baka..." Vegeta laughed as he continued on the path, Yamcha sliding down off
of the tree & onto the wet grass and grumbling angrily to himself as Vegeta flew away.
Monday: 5:15pm
" Oh Gohan, have you seen your brother? " Chi-Chi called to her 17 year old son
who's age I'd decided to be around there for this one fic who was busy in the kitchen punching
numbers on a calculator as he sat at the table doing calculus.
" No Mother the last I saw of my brother Goten he was off playing with Chibi Trunks. "
Gohan answered in an intellegent voice as Chi-Chi smiled happily at her son's intellegence then
grew conserned.
" Maybe I should call Bulma to find out what happened to--" Chi-Chi was unable to finish
her sentence as Goten fell through the roof & landed half-unconsious on the table.
" MY HOMEWORK! " Gohan shrieked with fright.
" GOTEN! What happened to you?! " Chi-Chi said in a worried tone as she picked her son up
off the table & set him down.
" I'm fine Mom. " Goten said woozily as he grabbed a hold of a nearby chair to keep
himself from falling.
" You still haven't answered me!! What happened! " Chi-Chi said in a slightly aggrivated
voice.
" It's all a blurr...I can't remember anything past what I had for breakfast..." Goten
said weakly then smiled, " 4 scrambled eggs 2 sides of bacon an ounce of ketchup on the side &
5 glasses of milk...AND two helpings of toast. "
" He WOULD remember something like that. " Chi-Chi sighed.
" Sometimes I think Dad cloned him. " Gohan added.
" Listen, Goten, what happened! What caused you to fall through the roof! AND HOW DID YOU
GET THAT BLACK EYE!!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" OH! THAT! " Goten snapped his fingers, " I was playing "Miss Suzy had a Steamboat" with
Bra & then Bra said to me hey Goten you wanna go play house and I assumed that she meant in the
house so I said yes because there was food in their house & Mrs. Briefs was baking cookies & I
love her cookies so we went off to go inside to play when Bra's Daddy came out and asked us what
we were doing and Bra said that her me & Marron were going to play house & that she was gonna be
the Mommy & Marron was gonna be the baby & I was gonna be the Daddy and for no reason at all
Bra's Daddy got really mad at me & he picked me up by the collar & screamed that there was no way
that I was gonna get to be the Daddy & Bra said that he's just jealous cuz she plays with me more
than with him, but I think that's cuz he's always off training somewhere and that he's jealous of
my Daddy cuz he's stronger than Bra's Daddy, anyway Bra's Daddy was really angry at me and tossed
me up into the air really high, then he went Super Sayian & flew up to me & blasted me back here
and then I fell through the roof and then Gohan said MY HOMEWORK! and then you said Goten! What
happened to you and then I said I'm fine and then you said---"
" YOU'RE TELLING IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! " Gohan yelled as Goten stopped & stared perplexed
at his older brother for a second, " You can NOT tell me Dad didn't clone him. " Gohan said
angrily, and convinced of his theory, made his way up to his room.
" BYE GOHAN! " Goten said in a cheery voice as Chi-Chi stood there, dumbfounded.
" Vegeta HIT you! " she said, the blood boiling in her veins as Goten looked around.
" Yeah, Bra think's it's cuz he's jealous of me. " Goten replied as Gohan's laughter
echoed from the stairway.
" GOHAN! " Chi-Chi scholded as feet could be heard rushing up the stairs & the loud clap
of a door slamming shut.
" JUST WAIT TILL I GET THAT BULMA ON THE PHONE! I'LL GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND LETTING
MY POOR SON GET HIT LIKE THAT! IT'S JUST HORRIBLE! " Chi-Chi yelled, feeling on of her moods
coming on as she yanked the phone of the hook & speed-dialed the Briefs house...
Monday: 5:17pm I have no idea what Mirai's age is, he's somewhere in his late teens...
" MMM! " Mirai Trunks said happily as he continued to eat the mashed potatoes on his
plate, sitting across from Chibi Trunks & Bra sat there whispering and giggling at their father,
who hadn't touched his food, a small, serene look on his face knowing what pain he had caused to
the lower lifeforms of this planet, " This is pretty good. " he said, astonished.
" Then your mother couldn't possibly have made it. " Veggie chuckled as Bulma narrowed
her eyes at her husband, who glanced the other way.
" You're right, it came from one of those boxes that you 'heat-n-eat'. " Bra chirped as
Bulma blushed slightly of embarassment.
" That's why I like you daughter. " Vegeta smiled as Bra looked at Chibi & shrugged.
" If you like me so much then why did you beat up Got--" Vegeta slapped his hand over
Bra's mouth and whispered.
" SHH! Not now honey, if Mommy finds out what Daddy did to that INFERNAL BRAT FROM HECK
then Mommy'll make Daddy sleep on the couch tonight hmm? " Vegeta tried to sound kind as Bra
nodded happily.
" OK Daddy! " Bra smiled.
" You're up to something..." Bulma said suspicously as Vegeta zipped back into his chair,
" But I'm gonna find out what! " she added, and as if one cue the phone rang, " Now who could
that be? " she asked as Vegeta got up & grabbed the phone.
" WHATEVER IT IS WE DON'T WANT ANY! " he screamed, then slammed the phone back on the
hook, Bulma then got up and was about to yell at him when the phone ran again.
" Blasted Earth salespeople, they always call at dinner, no matter what the heck you do
to stop it. " Vegeta grumbled as he walked back to the table, the kids with smug looks on their
faces.
" Oh, hi Chi-Chi! " Bulma said happily, " Did Vegeta just hang up on you, sorry about--"
" THAT'S NOT ALL THAT RUDE SPOILED-ROTTEN JERK DID! " Chi-Chi's voice screamed loud
enough to be echoed through the Briefs household, Vegeta slinked nervously upstairs as the kids
sat there in shock of how loud Chi-Chi was.
" CALM DOWN CHI-CHI! You're libal to cause the roof to collapse! " Bulma tried to calm
the furious mother, which obivously was harder than it seemed.
" WELL MY ROOF ALREADY HAS A HOLE IN IT SO I GUESS THAT MAKE US EQUAL! ALL WE'D HAVE TO
DO THEN IS HAVE CHIBI TRUNKS GET A BLACK EYE AS WELL!!! " Chi-Chi roared.
" What are you talking about?! " Bulma said, confused.
" THAT HUSBAND OF YOURS JUST BEAT UP MY SON & SENT HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE ROOF OF MY
HOUSE!!!! " Chi-Chi raged on, then stopped, " You didn't know? "
" No, what, how did this happen? " Bulma asked.
" I'd let Goten tell you but he got a sore throat after going through it the first time
with me. " Chi-Chi said as Bra raised her hand, an evil smirk on Chibi Trunks's face, and a
completely clueless one on Mirai's.
" Yes Bra? " Bulma said, as Bra spoke up.
" Goten, Marron, & I were going to play house, Goten was the Daddy, Marron was the baby
& I was the Mommy. Daddy got upset because he didn't want 'Kakorot's brat' to play my husband so
he beat him & kicked him back towards his home. " Bra said Mirai tried to swallow his Pepsi
before it flew out his nose.
" Oh my God..." Bulma groaned as she took a deep breath, " Chi-Chi, I'm sorry I'll have
to call you back, I have to deal with a certain vegtable-head right now. " she said as she
grabbed the still hot frying pan off of the stove and hung up.
" VEGETA!!!!!!!! " Bulma screamed in anger as she bounded up the stairs, leaving the 3
kids at the table.
" So he was made cuz you wanted Goten to play as your husband? " Mirai said incrediously.
" I can't imagine why? " Bra said, confused.
Mirai chuckled, " Don't you know what that would make him if you & Goten got married? "
he said between laughter.
" Umm, angry? " Bra answered.
" NO! That would make him and Goku inlaws! They'd be brothers-in-law! " Mirai said, a
wide, entertained grin on his face, which soon turned to a frown, " Now THAT would be scary..."
" Dad'd kill himself before letting something like THAT happen. " Chibi Trunks said,
" That's why I told you you shouldn't play with Goten around Dad. "
" Ya know the fact that he looks exactly like a child version of Goku makes it all the
more interesting? " Mirai said.
" I wonder what their kids would look like? " Chibi Trunks asked as he glanced at his
sister.
" Probably just like Goku. " Mirai answered, " All his kids look exactly like him, and I
did some reasearch & so did his father & grandfather, the daughters look unusually like the
mothers in his family tree. "
" Dominent genes huh? " Chibi sighed.
" Unfortunately...Mom's genes are more dominant with Bra though. Chances are if they
have a daughter, it'll look just like her. " Mirai said as Chibi turned to Bra.
" I really hope you have a boy. " Chibi said as Bra raised an eyebrow.
" Why? "
" Dad deserves it after blasting my Fluffy to the next dimension this morning. "
Chibi grumbled as Mirai's eyes widened.
" He, he, he blasted my stuffed kitty! " Mirai said sadly, " I loved that thing..."
" VEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! " Bulma screeched as
she ran around the room after her husband.
" SILENCE WOMAN! " Vegeta growled as the frying pan made contact with his face.
" I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BEAT UP GOTEN! THE SONS ARE OUR FRIENDS! "
" YOUR friends maybe. " Vegeta mocked as the frying pan made second appearance.
" I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! I should have you sleep outside for this!!!! " Bulma warned as
Vegeta's pupils became smaller.
" OUTSIDE! What happened to the blasted couch?! "
" YOU DON'T DESERVE THE COUCH FOR WHAT YOU JUST DID!!!! " Bulma roared as Vegeta
swallowed hard, then did something totally out of character.
Vegeta begged, " Woman don't send me out there! I won't blast the little brat from heck
again! " he whined.
" MY NAME IS BULMA! HIS NAME IS GOTEN! Use them and maybe I'll consider letting you stay
tonight. " Bulma narrowed her eyes, dying to her Vegeta call her by her own name for once.
Vegeta growled, then spat out, " BULMA don't send me out there! I won't blast GOTEN
again. " he huffed as Bulma smiled.
" I'll let you off this time, BUT if I catch you beating up ANY of Bra's friends you
sleep outside in the rain! " Bulma said, warning Vegeta, " Now come on we have to get the kids
to bed. " she said as she left the room, leaving a dumbfounded Vegeta inside.
Tuesday: 2:59am
" CLANG CLANG CLANG! " noises came from the kitchen of the Briefs house as Vegeta opened
one eye lazily and sat up in bed.
" Blasted Kakorot... " he grumbled, then threw the covers over himself as best he could,
the sleeping Bulma hogging most of the covers for herself.
" CLANG CLANG CLANG! " the noises continued as Vegeta got out of his bed, still in his
bright, lime-green pjs.
" Alright Kakorot! I gave you a warning last night, and if you think you're going to
devour all my family's nurishment then I have no choise but to final flash your @$$ to the next
dimention! " Vegeta growled angrily as he stomped down the stairs and into the kitchen, a large
energy ball in his hand, " NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DE---MMPHMPPH!!!! " Vegeta yelped as
several large figures tied him up in large glowing ropes with a red aurora about them, causing
Vegeta to lose consiousness as one of them put him over their shoulder & it along with the others
disappeared.
" Vegeta? " Bulma said from upstairs, her eyes shut, " What was it? " she yawned, then
hearing no response went back to sleep as a strangely shaped object appeared in the very spot
Vegeta & his kidnappers had disappeared at.
" It was just a bee, but I took care of it honey. " a voice similar to Vegeta's said as
Bulma lifted her head to see Vegeta in dark blue pjs.
" Whatever, ga-night..." Bulma said lazily, then sat up with a jolt, " HONEY?! "
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8:56 PM 11/22/00
Whee!
Who are these strange people who have kidnapped Vegeta, why do they need him, what are their
intentions? Why did Vegeta call Bulma "honey"? All the answers & more in the next part of
Veggienapped!
-Chuquita
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Veggienapped!
Summary: Vegeta's been kidnapped! Who kidnapped him? Where did they take him?
Will anyone even bother to save him?!
Hi!
My name's Chuquita and this is my first DBZ fic here I written other animé fanfics
before, but this one's my first total DBZ story. I wrote a parody to the Powerpuff
Girls once called the Tatortuff Tots which had Veggie as one of the main characters, &
I wrote a story called "The Great & Powerful Loogi" once that included Goku in a majority
of part 4, but that's it. My faves probably in order are Goku, Veggie/Trunks, & Goten.
Hope ya like the fic, here goes!
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Sunday: 3:02am
" KAKOROT!!!!!!! " Vegeta fumed angrily as he stood there in the doorway to the kitchen,
Goku's head lodged in the refriderator, " WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE AT 3 IN THE
MORNING!!!!! "
" Mmph Mmph! " Goku smiled stupidly as he poked his head out of the fridge, the Turkey
Bulma was going to cook for Thanksgiving stuffed in his mouth. Goku swallowed the bird in one
gulp, " Umm, eating? "
" NOT FROM MY HOUSE YOU BAKA!! " Vegeta screamed.
" You should thank me, Bulma would've torched it anyway. " Goku grinned as Vegeta huffed,
knowing very well that the Sayian had made a good point.
" Just get out of here before I destory you. " Vegeta said, his glazed over eyes an
indicator of how little sleep he had gotten so far, " I'm not in the mood to deal with you at the
moment. "
" Oh-K! " Goku said as he transported back to his house. Vegeta wobbled back to the
bedroom and collapsed onto the left-hand side of the bed.
" One of these days I'm just going to wake up, go over to Kakorot's house and blast his
head off! *YAWN* But not now. " Vegeta yawned as his head hit the pillow, knocking him out
instantly.
Monday: 1:45pm Note: In this fic Chibi Trunks is 10, Goten & Bra are 8 & Marron's 7
" Miss Suzy had a steamboat! "
" The Steamboat had a bell! Toot Toot! "
" Miss Suzy went to heaven! "
" The steamboat went to--hello Trunks! " Goten said happily as he & Bra sat facing each
other playing their clapping game.
" You better not let Dad catch you here. " Trunks said warningly, " 'specially playing
with Bra, he'll go crazy. "
" But I play with you all the time & Daddy doesn't get mad. " Bra said, confused as she
looked up at her older brother, who sighed.
" You should know him by now, he hates it when you're anywhere near, quote "Kakorot's
Mini Me", unquote. " Trunks nodded.
" Daddy's just jealous cuz I play with Goten more than him! " Bra smiled as Trunks
face-faulted.
" NO! IT'S JUST THAT...*sigh* just believe what you want, I don't wanna be here when Dad
comes out. " Trunks said as he walked up.
" Wha, wha, why doesn't he wanna be here when your Daddy come out? " Marron said, nervous
and a little frightened.
" I dunno. " Bra shrugged, then glanced back @ Goten, Trunks hiding behind a tree, his
anxiety building as his father emerged from the house in his normal Sayian armor, " Wanna play
house? "
" What's that? " Goten asked.
" Well, you can be the Daddy & I'll be the Mommy & Marron can be the baby. " Bra
answered.
" How come I always have to be the baby! " Marron protested.
" BeCAUSE you're the littlest! " Bra answered.
Goten thought for a moment, " Will there be food? "
" I guess, why not! " Bra smiled as she turned around, accidently walking straight into
her father.
" Hi Daddy! " Bra said in a perky voice as Vegeta glanced down at his youngest child &
smiled slightly, feeling in a better than average voice answered.
" Why hello sweetheart, where are you going? " he said as Bra smiled up at him with
gooey eyes.
" We're gonna play house! I'm the Mommy, Marron's the baby, " she said, pointing to
Marron, who waved her hand, " And Goten's the Daddy. " Bra finished as she pointed to Goten, who
now had a goofy SonGoku grin on his face, Vegeta feeling the blood in his veins boil at the sight
of the small boy who beared an uncanny resemblance to his most hated enemy/pain in the butt.
" WHAT'S THAT SPAWN OF KAKOROT DOING ON MY PROPERTY!!!!! " Vegeta sneered as Bra huffed,
unaware of her father's rising blood-pressure.
" I just told you already! We're playing house! I'M the MOMMY! MARRON is the BABY! AND
GOTEN is the DADDY!! " Bra whined as Vegeta walked over to the naive spikey-haired boy & grabbed
him by the collar.
" NO KAKOROT BRAT IS GOING TO PLAY AS MY PRINCESS'S HUSBAND!!!!! " Vegeta screamed,
foaming at the mouth as Goten just stared stupidly into oblivion.
" But DADDY! " Bra whined, " Goten's my friend! I like him! " Bra blushed lightly,
Vegeta, noticing the coy expression on his daughter's face as she mentioned the boy's name, went
SSJ & tossed chibi Goten into the air, then flew up from behind him & blasted the boy back to the
Son house, Goten slaming into various trees along the way.
" NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM!!!!!!! " Vegeta yelled at the top of his lungs at Bra,
who burst into tears as Marron slinked away. Vegeta glanced from side to side, " Now calm down
honey, don't cry, you don't want your mother to get angry at you! " Vegeta said nervously, " It's
okay, I didn't mean it! " he pleaded as Bra stopped crying for a second, " Okay, maybe I DID mean
it, but-- " Vegeta began as his daughter continued to bawl from where she left off.
" VEGETA!!! " Bulma cried from inside as she dashed out onto the lawn, " What happened?!
Is Bra alright? "
Vegeta tried despreately to look innocent, which was quite a stretch for him, " Oh she's
okay, she just tripped and fell, that's all. "
Bulma narrowed her eyes at her husband, then stopped & picked up her daughter, " It's
alright sweetie, Mommy's here now. "
Bra continued to cry as hard as she could, which, luckily for Vegeta, enabled her to tell
her Mother what REALLY happened. Vegeta took a deep breath & wiped the sweat off his forehead
from the transformation, " That was close. "
Monday: 4:15pm
Yamcha sighed sadly, it had been quite a few years since Bulma dumped him, " It's not
really my fault, I was loyal to her, well, not really, but I still don't deserve to be dumped
after 10 years! " Yamcha huffed as he watched Master Roshi from across the street try to pick up
2 girls in their 20's, Yamcha cringed as the old Master got slapped across his face & sighed
sadly, then walked over to another pair of girls.
" Oh my God..." Yamcha gasped, " What if I end up like Master Roshi! " he yelped,
picturing himself as an old bald man, bent over and in his 70's trying to flirt with the 2 girls
who had just slapped Roshi. He quickly shoved the thought out of his head as Vegeta came walking
by.
Vegeta snickered at the human, " Pitiful..." he chuckled as Yamcha turned his head and
spoke up.
" What did you just say?! " he said, a bit of anger in his voice.
" I was just thinking how Pitiful you humans are. " Vegeta said with a smirk on his face
as he continued walking. Yamcha got up.
" Care to repeat that! " he growled as Vegeta smiled, his back facing Yamcha as he went
SSJ2. Yamcha looked around.
Vegeta spun around and disappeared, leaving Yamcha confused.
" Where the heck did he go?! " Yamcha screamed in his head, and while pondering this felt
something & noticed Vegeta was now behind him, " WHAT THE----" Yamcha stopped, unable to finish
his sentence on account of the fact that Vegeta had kicked him in the jaw, Yamcha sumersaulted
and landed on his feet, then ran headlong towards Vegeta and grabbed him by the hair and pulled
as hard as he could, which wasn't hard enough.
Vegeta swung back, sending Yamcha flying through several trees, " Was that SUPPOSSED to
be your attack plan? Baka..." Vegeta laughed as he continued on the path, Yamcha sliding down off
of the tree & onto the wet grass and grumbling angrily to himself as Vegeta flew away.
Monday: 5:15pm
" Oh Gohan, have you seen your brother? " Chi-Chi called to her 17 year old son
who's age I'd decided to be around there for this one fic who was busy in the kitchen punching
numbers on a calculator as he sat at the table doing calculus.
" No Mother the last I saw of my brother Goten he was off playing with Chibi Trunks. "
Gohan answered in an intellegent voice as Chi-Chi smiled happily at her son's intellegence then
grew conserned.
" Maybe I should call Bulma to find out what happened to--" Chi-Chi was unable to finish
her sentence as Goten fell through the roof & landed half-unconsious on the table.
" MY HOMEWORK! " Gohan shrieked with fright.
" GOTEN! What happened to you?! " Chi-Chi said in a worried tone as she picked her son up
off the table & set him down.
" I'm fine Mom. " Goten said woozily as he grabbed a hold of a nearby chair to keep
himself from falling.
" You still haven't answered me!! What happened! " Chi-Chi said in a slightly aggrivated
voice.
" It's all a blurr...I can't remember anything past what I had for breakfast..." Goten
said weakly then smiled, " 4 scrambled eggs 2 sides of bacon an ounce of ketchup on the side &
5 glasses of milk...AND two helpings of toast. "
" He WOULD remember something like that. " Chi-Chi sighed.
" Sometimes I think Dad cloned him. " Gohan added.
" Listen, Goten, what happened! What caused you to fall through the roof! AND HOW DID YOU
GET THAT BLACK EYE!!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" OH! THAT! " Goten snapped his fingers, " I was playing "Miss Suzy had a Steamboat" with
Bra & then Bra said to me hey Goten you wanna go play house and I assumed that she meant in the
house so I said yes because there was food in their house & Mrs. Briefs was baking cookies & I
love her cookies so we went off to go inside to play when Bra's Daddy came out and asked us what
we were doing and Bra said that her me & Marron were going to play house & that she was gonna be
the Mommy & Marron was gonna be the baby & I was gonna be the Daddy and for no reason at all
Bra's Daddy got really mad at me & he picked me up by the collar & screamed that there was no way
that I was gonna get to be the Daddy & Bra said that he's just jealous cuz she plays with me more
than with him, but I think that's cuz he's always off training somewhere and that he's jealous of
my Daddy cuz he's stronger than Bra's Daddy, anyway Bra's Daddy was really angry at me and tossed
me up into the air really high, then he went Super Sayian & flew up to me & blasted me back here
and then I fell through the roof and then Gohan said MY HOMEWORK! and then you said Goten! What
happened to you and then I said I'm fine and then you said---"
" YOU'RE TELLING IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! " Gohan yelled as Goten stopped & stared perplexed
at his older brother for a second, " You can NOT tell me Dad didn't clone him. " Gohan said
angrily, and convinced of his theory, made his way up to his room.
" BYE GOHAN! " Goten said in a cheery voice as Chi-Chi stood there, dumbfounded.
" Vegeta HIT you! " she said, the blood boiling in her veins as Goten looked around.
" Yeah, Bra think's it's cuz he's jealous of me. " Goten replied as Gohan's laughter
echoed from the stairway.
" GOHAN! " Chi-Chi scholded as feet could be heard rushing up the stairs & the loud clap
of a door slamming shut.
" JUST WAIT TILL I GET THAT BULMA ON THE PHONE! I'LL GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND LETTING
MY POOR SON GET HIT LIKE THAT! IT'S JUST HORRIBLE! " Chi-Chi yelled, feeling on of her moods
coming on as she yanked the phone of the hook & speed-dialed the Briefs house...
Monday: 5:17pm I have no idea what Mirai's age is, he's somewhere in his late teens...
" MMM! " Mirai Trunks said happily as he continued to eat the mashed potatoes on his
plate, sitting across from Chibi Trunks & Bra sat there whispering and giggling at their father,
who hadn't touched his food, a small, serene look on his face knowing what pain he had caused to
the lower lifeforms of this planet, " This is pretty good. " he said, astonished.
" Then your mother couldn't possibly have made it. " Veggie chuckled as Bulma narrowed
her eyes at her husband, who glanced the other way.
" You're right, it came from one of those boxes that you 'heat-n-eat'. " Bra chirped as
Bulma blushed slightly of embarassment.
" That's why I like you daughter. " Vegeta smiled as Bra looked at Chibi & shrugged.
" If you like me so much then why did you beat up Got--" Vegeta slapped his hand over
Bra's mouth and whispered.
" SHH! Not now honey, if Mommy finds out what Daddy did to that INFERNAL BRAT FROM HECK
then Mommy'll make Daddy sleep on the couch tonight hmm? " Vegeta tried to sound kind as Bra
nodded happily.
" OK Daddy! " Bra smiled.
" You're up to something..." Bulma said suspicously as Vegeta zipped back into his chair,
" But I'm gonna find out what! " she added, and as if one cue the phone rang, " Now who could
that be? " she asked as Vegeta got up & grabbed the phone.
" WHATEVER IT IS WE DON'T WANT ANY! " he screamed, then slammed the phone back on the
hook, Bulma then got up and was about to yell at him when the phone ran again.
" Blasted Earth salespeople, they always call at dinner, no matter what the heck you do
to stop it. " Vegeta grumbled as he walked back to the table, the kids with smug looks on their
faces.
" Oh, hi Chi-Chi! " Bulma said happily, " Did Vegeta just hang up on you, sorry about--"
" THAT'S NOT ALL THAT RUDE SPOILED-ROTTEN JERK DID! " Chi-Chi's voice screamed loud
enough to be echoed through the Briefs household, Vegeta slinked nervously upstairs as the kids
sat there in shock of how loud Chi-Chi was.
" CALM DOWN CHI-CHI! You're libal to cause the roof to collapse! " Bulma tried to calm
the furious mother, which obivously was harder than it seemed.
" WELL MY ROOF ALREADY HAS A HOLE IN IT SO I GUESS THAT MAKE US EQUAL! ALL WE'D HAVE TO
DO THEN IS HAVE CHIBI TRUNKS GET A BLACK EYE AS WELL!!! " Chi-Chi roared.
" What are you talking about?! " Bulma said, confused.
" THAT HUSBAND OF YOURS JUST BEAT UP MY SON & SENT HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE ROOF OF MY
HOUSE!!!! " Chi-Chi raged on, then stopped, " You didn't know? "
" No, what, how did this happen? " Bulma asked.
" I'd let Goten tell you but he got a sore throat after going through it the first time
with me. " Chi-Chi said as Bra raised her hand, an evil smirk on Chibi Trunks's face, and a
completely clueless one on Mirai's.
" Yes Bra? " Bulma said, as Bra spoke up.
" Goten, Marron, & I were going to play house, Goten was the Daddy, Marron was the baby
& I was the Mommy. Daddy got upset because he didn't want 'Kakorot's brat' to play my husband so
he beat him & kicked him back towards his home. " Bra said Mirai tried to swallow his Pepsi
before it flew out his nose.
" Oh my God..." Bulma groaned as she took a deep breath, " Chi-Chi, I'm sorry I'll have
to call you back, I have to deal with a certain vegtable-head right now. " she said as she
grabbed the still hot frying pan off of the stove and hung up.
" VEGETA!!!!!!!! " Bulma screamed in anger as she bounded up the stairs, leaving the 3
kids at the table.
" So he was made cuz you wanted Goten to play as your husband? " Mirai said incrediously.
" I can't imagine why? " Bra said, confused.
Mirai chuckled, " Don't you know what that would make him if you & Goten got married? "
he said between laughter.
" Umm, angry? " Bra answered.
" NO! That would make him and Goku inlaws! They'd be brothers-in-law! " Mirai said, a
wide, entertained grin on his face, which soon turned to a frown, " Now THAT would be scary..."
" Dad'd kill himself before letting something like THAT happen. " Chibi Trunks said,
" That's why I told you you shouldn't play with Goten around Dad. "
" Ya know the fact that he looks exactly like a child version of Goku makes it all the
more interesting? " Mirai said.
" I wonder what their kids would look like? " Chibi Trunks asked as he glanced at his
sister.
" Probably just like Goku. " Mirai answered, " All his kids look exactly like him, and I
did some reasearch & so did his father & grandfather, the daughters look unusually like the
mothers in his family tree. "
" Dominent genes huh? " Chibi sighed.
" Unfortunately...Mom's genes are more dominant with Bra though. Chances are if they
have a daughter, it'll look just like her. " Mirai said as Chibi turned to Bra.
" I really hope you have a boy. " Chibi said as Bra raised an eyebrow.
" Why? "
" Dad deserves it after blasting my Fluffy to the next dimension this morning. "
Chibi grumbled as Mirai's eyes widened.
" He, he, he blasted my stuffed kitty! " Mirai said sadly, " I loved that thing..."
" VEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! " Bulma screeched as
she ran around the room after her husband.
" SILENCE WOMAN! " Vegeta growled as the frying pan made contact with his face.
" I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BEAT UP GOTEN! THE SONS ARE OUR FRIENDS! "
" YOUR friends maybe. " Vegeta mocked as the frying pan made second appearance.
" I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! I should have you sleep outside for this!!!! " Bulma warned as
Vegeta's pupils became smaller.
" OUTSIDE! What happened to the blasted couch?! "
" YOU DON'T DESERVE THE COUCH FOR WHAT YOU JUST DID!!!! " Bulma roared as Vegeta
swallowed hard, then did something totally out of character.
Vegeta begged, " Woman don't send me out there! I won't blast the little brat from heck
again! " he whined.
" MY NAME IS BULMA! HIS NAME IS GOTEN! Use them and maybe I'll consider letting you stay
tonight. " Bulma narrowed her eyes, dying to her Vegeta call her by her own name for once.
Vegeta growled, then spat out, " BULMA don't send me out there! I won't blast GOTEN
again. " he huffed as Bulma smiled.
" I'll let you off this time, BUT if I catch you beating up ANY of Bra's friends you
sleep outside in the rain! " Bulma said, warning Vegeta, " Now come on we have to get the kids
to bed. " she said as she left the room, leaving a dumbfounded Vegeta inside.
Tuesday: 2:59am
" CLANG CLANG CLANG! " noises came from the kitchen of the Briefs house as Vegeta opened
one eye lazily and sat up in bed.
" Blasted Kakorot... " he grumbled, then threw the covers over himself as best he could,
the sleeping Bulma hogging most of the covers for herself.
" CLANG CLANG CLANG! " the noises continued as Vegeta got out of his bed, still in his
bright, lime-green pjs.
" Alright Kakorot! I gave you a warning last night, and if you think you're going to
devour all my family's nurishment then I have no choise but to final flash your @$$ to the next
dimention! " Vegeta growled angrily as he stomped down the stairs and into the kitchen, a large
energy ball in his hand, " NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DE---MMPHMPPH!!!! " Vegeta yelped as
several large figures tied him up in large glowing ropes with a red aurora about them, causing
Vegeta to lose consiousness as one of them put him over their shoulder & it along with the others
disappeared.
" Vegeta? " Bulma said from upstairs, her eyes shut, " What was it? " she yawned, then
hearing no response went back to sleep as a strangely shaped object appeared in the very spot
Vegeta & his kidnappers had disappeared at.
" It was just a bee, but I took care of it honey. " a voice similar to Vegeta's said as
Bulma lifted her head to see Vegeta in dark blue pjs.
" Whatever, ga-night..." Bulma said lazily, then sat up with a jolt, " HONEY?! "
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8:56 PM 11/22/00
Whee!
Who are these strange people who have kidnapped Vegeta, why do they need him, what are their
intentions? Why did Vegeta call Bulma "honey"? All the answers & more in the next part of
Veggienapped!
-Chuquita