Disclaimer : I don't own South Park 'kay?
Characters : Stan, Kyle.
Warnings : None.
OINK
"Hey dude!" Stan clapped Kyle on the shoulder in a friendly way, with a wide grin on his face. "What's up?"
Kyle awkwardly shrunk away from the contact that Stan's hand had made. "Nothing," he mumbled in a small voice. Stan stared at him curiously.
"What's the matter, dude?"
Kyle blushed a scarlet color. "Well . . . it's just that . . . ehm . . ." Kyle paused, trying to compose his thoughts. "I'm not sure how to say this but uhm . . . well . . . you know all that stuff on the news about the s-swine flu?"
A very confused expression crossed Stan's face. "Yeah, so?"
"Well, my mom told me that I shouldn't be touching anyone for a while, in order not to get it." A long silence followed this. Kyle chewed his nails awkwardly, awaiting Stan's response.
Stan gave Kyle an annoyed look. "Oh c'mon, Kyle! That's retarded! I don't have swine flu!"
Kyle chewed his nail with much more vigor. "Yeah, but—"
"And just look at what you're doing! You're chewing your nails! What kind of germs could I give you that you aren't already getting from your fingernails?!" Stan yelled.
Kyle's hand shot out of his mouth. He stood stiffly, staring at Stan. "Stan . . . don't be so mad . . ." Kyle begged.
Stan scowled. "I can't believe you're being so ridiculous!"
"Stan I—Oh hell!" Kyle cut himself off and quickly flung his arms around the raven haired male. They stood for a moment before Stan reciprocated. "Just you then," Kyle mumbled into Stan's shoulder.
Stan snorted. "Gay."
Oh hay.
Swine Flu is like the internet. SRS BIZNUZ.
When do you think SP will do a Swine Flu episode?
Because apparently they are quite political.
(Which is lame.)
-Taryn
ps-I miss when SP was lame. Like... way back
in season(s) 1-6...