Author's Note: It should be clarified that "Green Eggs" is the actual character name of a Wizard and "and Ham" being the Priest partner--although there are many hints in the first section!. For the sake of the story, "and Ham" will be referred to as "Ham" to help with the flow. Also, the brackets for slots don't show up so we are using (1) instead. /emo.

Running in circles, Ham tries to create distance between herself and the Fish that were wanting to eat her. In the distance, she noticed 3 Chips and turned her head toward Green Eggs who was slowly casting the second Storm Gust.

"If only she had more dexterity," Ham thought, as she ran in circles. She realized that soon the Fish would die and willed herself to go on despite the dizziness encountered as a result of her circular path.

"At least the 3 Chips coming our way will die from this Slow Gust as well," she told herself with a chuckle.

Suddenly snow fell and the Fish and Chips were knocked around.

"Storm Gust !!" exclaimed Green Eggs. With the last few shards of ice falling, the remaining health of the Fish and Chips withered away. Finally, peace.

"We should take a break, Eggs."

"Butterfly Wing back to Prontera, then?"

"Sure," and with that, Green Eggs and Ham landed at the Eastern gate of Prontera next to the Kafra Representative. Ham knocked Green Eggs on the shoulder with her Survivor's Rod(1) and used it to point toward the epic argument that took place between an Angry Thai Clown (hereby known as SdClown) and a Crusader whom they have known as Memteddy.

"We should get out of here before we get noticed by SdClown, Hammy."

"You're right, let's go to our tree," whispered Ham.

Casting Increase Agility !! on both Green Eggs and herself, Ham led Green Eggs behind the house just south of the Kafra Representative. Between the tree and the house, they sat to chat.

"You know, Hams, we've been to every Guild Dungeon so far! Our seventies were filled with squashing those gross and scary spider bugs--along with that hideous Doppleganger!--and our eighties consisted of Skeleton Generals along with that hotshot Eddga and his pipe. We sure showed him!," Green Eggs cheerfully recollected.

"You're right Eggy, but those were fast compared to the Fish and Chips we're taunting now. When they bite, the Fish look too scary. It gives me shivers every time they get too near," sighed Ham.

"Eggy, I hav--"

"Let's go to the castle, maybe we can find a new room to explore," suggested Green Eggs as she stood up and used her own Survivor's Rod(1) to poke Ham until she stood up next to her.

"Warp Portal !!" shouted Ham. Green Eggs excitedly jumped onto the enchanted stone tiles and disappeared before Ham's eyes.

"Eggy," Ham whispered as she stepped in to close the portal , "I have to leave again."

Inside the castle, Green Eggs wildly spun around as she walked toward the dining table.

"Stop that Eggy! I'm getting dizzy just watching you!" shouted Ham.

"I'm diz ... I can't stop without falling! Help!"

"I can't Decrease Agility !! on you Eggy... God-Poing won't let me." Rather than look away, Ham decided to take action and ran toward Green Eggs to hold on to her so that she would stop. The plan, however, backfired, and Ham ended up pushing Green Eggs and herself onto a couch where they finally stopped moving.

"Thanks, Hammy. What would I do without you?"

"You're welcome, Eggy. So, why did you want to go to the castle, again?"

"Isn't it nice? Regal and grey. Stones and statues. Guardians roaming."

"We don't have any Guardians, Eggy. SdClown was too cheap to pay for them. He says he wants to move up in the world. His eyes are on Brittonia 4."

"You may be right, Hams. Maybe that's what the conversation... nay, discussion, was about when we saw SdClown and Memteddy arguing in the distance."

"Maybe..."

Together, Green Eggs and Ham would silently pass the time resting in their castle.

"Eggs, I have to tell you something. It's important to me."

"I knew you would, Hammy. I was just hoping this day would never come."

"Me too, but it's something I must do. You know that."

"Aye, I do. And you know that I don't want you to leave."

"I'll return. And don't talk like a pirate. It's unfitting of you."

"I know you'll return. But that can't stop me from missing your blessings. When do you leave?"

"Tomorrow, at dawn. You can hold the borrowed equipment, as usual. Maybe this would appease SdClown somewhat seeing as how he has been glaring at me randomly."

"Oh, I'm sure it's your imagination. SdClown glares at everyone. Tomorrow, huh... I'll miss you."

"As will I, Eggs. It's getting late. We should head off to our rooms before dad yells at us."

"SdClown yells at us even if we're in bed! At least he can't yell at us if he can't find us."

"Don't be like that, Eggs. I'm tired."

Reluctantly, Green Eggs followed Ham to an early bedtime where their father, SdClown, was waiting for them.

"Go to bed you two! And don't forget to quag more, Eggs. I have to remind your mom every day about it, already. It's irritating. As for you, Ham, stop stressing out. "

"Yes, father," they both responded with shame, "Goodnight."

"Why you still here? Off to bed," yelled SdClown.