Anime Apparel: The Gundam Wing Horror
Enter the three costumes and contestants.
by: Dekiru-chan
laughed and ridiculed by: Kaen-chan
Dekiru: Thank you Fan Fiction. Net for kindly deleting my first Anime Cosplay. I've revised the name to something catchier.
Kaen: Firstly... let's explain what 'Cosplaying' is....
Dekiru: Cosplaying is the action in which one imitates another character/person, by reacting in the same way or having the same outside appearance.
confused silence
Dekiru: -_-;;; Our show makes an anime character do stupid things...
Audience: Ohhhh.... ^^
Kaen: Inane people.
Person: HEY! INANE YOURSELF!
Kaen: ........ frowns and clenches her teeth
Dekiru: o.O;;;
Kaen: URUSAI!!! DIE! WUFEI?! IS THAT YOU?!
Wufei: o.O What did I do?
Dekiru: hastily interrupts Anou... ^^;;; Well... our previous election was resolved.
Kaen: -_-;;; Too bad all you people didn't read it. Shame on you. You'll just have to cope with missing it. Ha!
Dekiru: o.O Anyhow... The results came in... the winner is.... dramatic drumroll Gundam Wing!
Audience goes wild
Gundam Boys: NANI?! except for Heero and Trowa...of course
Kaen: Gundam Wing characters... get up here!
no one moves
Heero: crosses arms
Duo: munches on popcorn
Trowa: sits there impassively
Wufei: mutters angrily and whips out his katana...and polishes it
Quatre: frowns and looks worriedly at the brochure Card Captor Sakura suits?
Duo: stops chewing and drops popcorn NANI?!
Quatre: hands brochure to Duo See?
Wufei: Isn't there some way we can file lawsuits?
Trowa: glances at brochureApparently not... they're void of all fault.
Heero: Hn.
Dekiru: Anou... ^^;;; We'll 'Cosplay' 3 Gundam Wing characters each time!
Kaen: First we'll reach into this bag of clothes and withdraw three costumes.
Dekiru: Whatever costume we withdraw... the three contestants will have to don.
Kaen: malicious laughter
Dekiru: ^^;;; Then... we will ask the audience what the characters should do.
Audience: silence.... then gives catcalls and hollersWoohoo!
Kaen: -_-;;; Perverts...
Dekiru: o.O;;; What did that mean?
Duo: stands up and screams SICKOS!!!
Person: Question... is there something between you and Heero?
Duo: speechless and stammers N-Nani?
Heero: frowns No.
Person: So you're saying 'no' referring a no to my question which implies yes, therefore claiming you said 'no' and proves there is a relationship between you and Duo.
Heero: -_-;;;;
Duo: o.O;;;;
Dekiru: o.O;; Anyhow... I meant... 'do' as in playing Dance Dance Revolution or stuffing their mouths full of marshmellows, then saying a ridiculous phrase.
Kaen: BWHAHAHAHAHA! ^-^v
Dekiru: -_-;;;;
Okay... Which one of the G-Boys will be first?
Duo and Quatre: look at each other Ehh... scramble for the door
Kaen: Guards!
Dekiru: We have guards? o.O
Kaen: Okay... I choose Heero, Trowa, and Wufei.... since they're not so desperate to get out.
Heero: -_-
Trowa: //.O;;;
Wufei: NEVER!!!!! I SHALL NOT BE DEGRADED TO THE LEVEL OF A MERE FORM OF AMUSEMENT FOR YOU WORTHLESS SCUM!!!!!
Kaen: No one cares, Wufei. ^-^v
Wufei: grrr....
Dekiru: ^^;;;; Anyhow... holds up bag of clothes in a santa-like sack Here is the 'Bag of Humilation'!
Heero: Mission accepted. whips out his gun and empties the barrel into the bag of clothes
Dekiru: o.O AGH! keels over
Duo: MY GOSH! THEY KILLED DE-CHAN!
Quatre: blushes and whispers The
bast*rd..Duo: sigh and throws his hands up in a hopeless air You're a disgrace to South Park fans Quatre.
Dekiru: sits up and attempts to get up I'm fine...
Kaen: o.O Daijobu ka?
Dekiru: Daijobu...daijobu... ^^;;; clutches her shattered legs They'll heal... in 7 months.
Kaen: glowers and turns to Wufei YOU SHALL PAY!
Wufei: Me?! Depraved onna... I didn't do that! points to the bag of clothes
Kaen: I don't care! You're here so I'm falsely accusing you! DIE!
*Note*- Wufei fans... this is Kaen-chan. Read her fictions and you'll see why I'm doing this.
Heero: -_- Heh.
Kaen: whips out her glaive You damaged the clothes and you shall pay!!
Wufei: smirks Try me....
Kaen: lunges towards the Chinese pilot
Lawyer: pops up in front of the enraged Kaen-chan and smiles pleasantly Hello.
Kaen: o.O AGH! GET AWAY!
Lawyer: Lawsuits will be filed if you hurt my cilent.
Kaen: Fine.
Wufei: his smirk grows even larger
Dekiru: T-T They're concerned about the clothes?! Not my legs?
Kaen: looks horrified De-chan?! Are you hurt?
Dekiru: ^^;;; sweetly No...just some internal bleeding, fractured legs, and excruciating pain... that's all.
Kaen: Okay. ^-^v
Dekiru: Let's get on with the show.
Kaen: Hai! ^-^ ::reaches into the bag::
Dekiru: The first costume is....
Kaen: holds out scanty, women's yellow bra and panties. o.O;;;
Dekiru: o.O This... clutches head and closes her eyes Oh... disturbing picture
Wufei and Trowa: o.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Heero: -_-
Kaen: -_-;; tosses bag to De-chan Your turn to pick.
Dekiru: God.... -_- reaches into the bag
Kaen: The next costume is...
Dekiru: draws out a bulky sweater with pink bunnies sewn onto them.... The sweater my aunt sent to me from China. ^.~
Kaen: slightly encouraged My turn! ^-^v
Dekiru: Anou... ^.~
Kaen: reaches in and rummages around in the bag with her tounge stuck out in a look of pure concentration
Dekiru: The final costume is....
Kaen: suddenly her eyes bulge and she withdraws a...
Audience: WOOHOOO!!!! WAI! KAWAII!
Dekiru: ^^;;; The promised Card Captor Sakura cheerleading suit.... Click on my profile to view the picture...
Kaen: laughs maliciously BWHAHAHAHAHA! Now... who should wear what?
Dekiru: spreads hands in appeal to the audience Ne mina-san? The costumes are:
- bra and underwear
- this cumbersome and ridiculously stupid sweater
- and... this Card Captor Sakura cheerleading outfit
Kaen: Who should wear what? Again our contestants are:
-Heero
-Trowa
- and Wufei. grins evily and shoots a glare a the pilot
Dekiru: ^^;;;
Trowa, Wufei, and Heero: glance at each other and carefully put their most lethal weapons on their laps... conspicously
Duo and Quatre: tries to coax/bribe the guard into opening the door
~Owari.. for now!~
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Dekiru-chan: Read and Review mina-san! Or... I won't have the encouragement to write the next fiction that resolves who wears what.... Give me your opinion, kudasai! ^.~