Disclaimer:Boo-Hoo!!I do not own gundam wing!
Censor:G
Reason:A SLIGHTLY funny fic.
Genre:Humor
Title: Wufei+Game show=INJUSTICE!!!!
Author:Heero 195
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Heero and the rest of the gang needed money.The reason they ran out was because Duo had wasted it all on buying Deathscythe hell action figures from Toys R Us.So,when Quatre heard about a game show that offered prize money,they all decided they should play.
Announcer:Welcome to the game show entitled WEIRD!!The weirdest game show in history!!And here is our host!Jimmy!!!
Jimmy:Welcome to Weird!!The weirdest game in history!!!Today we have 5 handsome young men playing!!!Everyone please give a round of applause to the Gundam Pilots!!!!
A spotlight shines on them and eventually,all of the girls go ballistic over them.
Girls:AHHHHHH!!!They are so cute!!!!!!!!!
Wufei:Shut Up Girls!!!!
The whole building turns quiet.
Jimmy:OKKKAAAAYYYY.Lets get on with the show.Pilots,here are the rules.We will say some of the things you have done in your life.the audience will each vote to see which one of you 5 is the weirdest.The one that is the weirdest wins!
Announcer:This is Heero Yuy!(A spotlight shines on him)He always likes to Kill!!He stays focused on his missions!!!And if someone sees his face!Blam!!They are dead!!Next is Duo Maxwell!(A spotlight shines on him)He calls himself Shinigami or the great Destroyer or the god of death!He loves Bugs Bunny cartoons!!And He likes to eat ALOT!!Next is Trowa Barton!!!!!!He kills anyone that has laid there eyes on a gundam!!He demolishes everything and likes to waste bullets!Quatre Rebabba Winner is next!He hates wars!Likes Dorothy Catolonia!And Loves arabia!Last but no least is Wufei Chang!!He hates women!He thinks everything is a weakling!And anything that does not involve Nataku is considered a act of Injustice!!!
Jimmy:Our audience is now voting.We will give you the results after this commercial break.
Commercial:Now you can purchase the all new gundam Scooter!Made out of cheap plastic for injuries!!Guaranteed not to last!!Only $1,000,000!To order,call 1-800-gundam.A/N:No!!Do not call!!That number does not exist!DUH!!0_0
Jimmy:We are back!!Here are the results.
Heero 0%
Duo 0%
Quatre 0%
Trowa 0%
Wufei 100%
Jimmy:Well!There you have it!!Wufei is the wierdest!!!
Wufei:What!!NOOOOO!!!!!!I am not worthey of piloting Nataku!!!INJUSTICE!!!INJUSTICE!!!INJUSTICE!!!!
Jimmy:(Sweatdrops)But at least you won 1,000,000 dollars.
Wufei:Yes!!!!Justice is served!!Nataku is pleased!!!I accept your lame prize!!!!
When they were all walking Wufei opened the suitcase which the money was in and discovered that the bills were fake.
Wufei:INJUSTICE!!!!!!!
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Please Review!!!!
heero 195
Censor:G
Reason:A SLIGHTLY funny fic.
Genre:Humor
Title: Wufei+Game show=INJUSTICE!!!!
Author:Heero 195
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Heero and the rest of the gang needed money.The reason they ran out was because Duo had wasted it all on buying Deathscythe hell action figures from Toys R Us.So,when Quatre heard about a game show that offered prize money,they all decided they should play.
Announcer:Welcome to the game show entitled WEIRD!!The weirdest game show in history!!And here is our host!Jimmy!!!
Jimmy:Welcome to Weird!!The weirdest game in history!!!Today we have 5 handsome young men playing!!!Everyone please give a round of applause to the Gundam Pilots!!!!
A spotlight shines on them and eventually,all of the girls go ballistic over them.
Girls:AHHHHHH!!!They are so cute!!!!!!!!!
Wufei:Shut Up Girls!!!!
The whole building turns quiet.
Jimmy:OKKKAAAAYYYY.Lets get on with the show.Pilots,here are the rules.We will say some of the things you have done in your life.the audience will each vote to see which one of you 5 is the weirdest.The one that is the weirdest wins!
Announcer:This is Heero Yuy!(A spotlight shines on him)He always likes to Kill!!He stays focused on his missions!!!And if someone sees his face!Blam!!They are dead!!Next is Duo Maxwell!(A spotlight shines on him)He calls himself Shinigami or the great Destroyer or the god of death!He loves Bugs Bunny cartoons!!And He likes to eat ALOT!!Next is Trowa Barton!!!!!!He kills anyone that has laid there eyes on a gundam!!He demolishes everything and likes to waste bullets!Quatre Rebabba Winner is next!He hates wars!Likes Dorothy Catolonia!And Loves arabia!Last but no least is Wufei Chang!!He hates women!He thinks everything is a weakling!And anything that does not involve Nataku is considered a act of Injustice!!!
Jimmy:Our audience is now voting.We will give you the results after this commercial break.
Commercial:Now you can purchase the all new gundam Scooter!Made out of cheap plastic for injuries!!Guaranteed not to last!!Only $1,000,000!To order,call 1-800-gundam.A/N:No!!Do not call!!That number does not exist!DUH!!0_0
Jimmy:We are back!!Here are the results.
Heero 0%
Duo 0%
Quatre 0%
Trowa 0%
Wufei 100%
Jimmy:Well!There you have it!!Wufei is the wierdest!!!
Wufei:What!!NOOOOO!!!!!!I am not worthey of piloting Nataku!!!INJUSTICE!!!INJUSTICE!!!INJUSTICE!!!!
Jimmy:(Sweatdrops)But at least you won 1,000,000 dollars.
Wufei:Yes!!!!Justice is served!!Nataku is pleased!!!I accept your lame prize!!!!
When they were all walking Wufei opened the suitcase which the money was in and discovered that the bills were fake.
Wufei:INJUSTICE!!!!!!!
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Please Review!!!!
heero 195