I don't own bleach or gummy bears. Also this is my first fanfiction hopefully you like it please review and no flames. I have a low self-esteem. Jk jk
"Nemu I finally learned a way to create everything into gummy bears," said Kurostuchi.
"Captain Kurotsuchi I know you are obsessed with gummy bears, but don't you think that you are taking it too far." said Nemu
"I don't have a fucken problem."
"That's not what your doctor said" said Ikkaku.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" asked Kurotsuchi.
"I wanted to see if you can do me a favor?"
"What?"
"Can… you… give …me …some…hair?"
Nemu started to laugh her ass off."Why do you need some hair?"
"I got a date on a dating website."
"With who" said Nemu
"With some girl I have a picture of her here let me show you."
"Umm Ikkaku that's a picture of Aizen wearing a wig and a dress."
"I knew that."
"Then why did you accept it. What are you gay?" said Kurotsuchi.
"No!"
Out of the anger Ikkaku broke the bottle that had the gummy bear potion and everything turned into gummy bears.
"What the fuck did you do!" said Kurosutchi
"I knocked the potion over."
"Yes but we are all gummy bears."
"Sorry to interrupt," said Nemu "but are you still going to go on the date."
"Of course not it's Aizen and we are all gummy bears" said Ikkaku.
"No shit Sherlock" said Nemu.
"Kurotsuchi can you fix us?"asked Ikkaku. Nobody answered.
"Sorry Captain Kurotsuchi ate himself."
If you want me to write another fanfiction please tell me.