I do not own Twilight!
A list of things Emmett cannot do:
Steal Rosales makeup and wear it too school
Help Alice give Bella a makeover
Kiss Bella
Steal Bella's clothes when she's in the shower
Imagine Edward changing Bella with him around
Tell Esme to help out at the school bake sale and tell Carlisle to be on standby for when everyone dies from food poising
Paint the house pink
Paint Esme's room orange with green race cars
Paint Alice's room blue with pixies on it
Pain Edwards room black and write 'Bella's room' on the door (he mite hug you so tightly he crushes you)
Dye Rosalie's hair blue and say 'Wow! What happened?'
Tell Rosalie you kissed Leah (Leah might not live)
Tell Seth Bella loves him
Imagine Bella Kissing Seth around Edward and say its true
Wear Bella, Rosalie, Alice or Esme's underwear to school over his clothes and say 'I'm Gay!!'
Change Mike Newton into a vampire so he can annoy Bella forever
Sing 'I'm singing in the rain' in you head to drive Edward mad.
Pretend to hide something in your head to make Edward curious
Go into the sun at school in front of everyone
Kiss a girl at school in front of Rosalie (you mite both die)
Tell the Volturi Bella/Alice wants to join them
Pretend to love Alice around Jasper
Change Charlie
Pretend to hide something in your head to make Edward curious then pretend to slip when saying the Russian alphabet backwards and reveal the thing his hiding. Him with Rosalie singing karaoke to Bella until she goes deaf from their awful singing. .
Imagine killing Bella (around Edward)
Knock Bella out and dress her in a Goth costume. When Edward finds her he'll have a heart attack.
Dress up as a girl and model. When Rosalie finds him on the cover of Vogue she'll flip.
Get Rosalie locked in the psycho ward for believing in vampires
Tell everyone Alice is nuts and has visions
Cheat on Rosalie with Tanya.