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A/N: I was watching the episode The Fifth Race when I thought of this, what if Daniel had translated it wrong?

"I'm pretty sure it means The Place of Our Legacy. Or it could mean a piece of our leg." Daniel Jackson had said. What dose it really mean?

Thousands of years earlier

An Ancient by the name of Bob stood in the room he had just constructed. He had put a Stargate in it. There were no other ways in except through the 'Gate. Bob thought it was rather ingenious. Bob had a piece of flesh in his hand. It was a piece of his leg. "That is a piece of our leg." He said to the empty room, "Yes it is." He said, his voice becoming rather strange. You see, Bob had several alter egos. He was a rather strange Ancient. He then looked at the device that was attached to the wall of the room with no way in or out, except through the Stargate. Then he hit a button on the little remote control thing in his other hand. A circle of symbols appeared on the floor. The circle read in the Ancient language, 'The Place of Our Legacy With a Side Order of a Piece of Our Leg, Do You Want Fries With That?' He then put the piece of his leg in the machine. The Machine would grab any Ancients head and download a bunch of information. That included Gate addresses, How To Build Your Own Power Source With Enough Power To Get You To Another Galaxy For Dummies, The Ancient Language: A Child's Learning Program, Video Games, Ancient Weapons For Dummies, and How To Fix A DHD With A Paperclip.

Several Hundred Years Later

The piece of the Ancient called Bob's leg had finally eroded away. Some of the machine that projected the message that read "The Place of Our Legacy With a Side Order of a Piece of Our Leg, Do You Want Fries With That?" had broken. It now said "The Place of Our Leg,"

Present Day

A very confused archeologist sat translating "A Piece of Our Leg?" The archeologist mumbled to himself, "That doesn't make any sense. "The Place of Our Legacy, that makes more sense." He went off to find General Hammond.

THE END.