A Very Interesting Showdown
by malkshake
One day in Hong Kong or wherever, the Xiaolin monks were hanging around their temple/whorehouse, smoking weed and telling racist jokes. Just then, that old pedo Master Fung came out. "Hey bitches" he said "There's another fucking Shen Gong Wu available. Go fucking get it." "fuck off, Master Fung. I'm too...what's the word...um...Im too...stoned! Thats it. Im too stoned to go get shit for you" Raimundo said. Master fung got super pissed. He raped Raimundo as a warning to the others, even though he usually raped and molested them every night anyways. Except Kimiko, because she was a girl. "Now you cunts, get the fuck out there and get it". "Okay, just lemme finish my joint first" Omi said. He smoked away until he was done.
"Now, what the fuck does this shen gong wu do?" asked that homo Clay. "It's called the Golden Bong" Master fung said, sitting down and lighting up his own hukka "it intensifies any drugs you do by 100%. It's fucking awesome". "Holy fuck, I want this shit" said Raimundo. He wasn't sitting down like the others because he had just been raped by Master Fung and his ass hurt like a bitch. "All ready, motherfuckers?" said that stupid queer dragon thing that's always hanging around. His eyes were bloodshot and he was obviously stoned. "Okay Dojo" said Omi. Dojo then changed into his super gay mode, and they all flew off. Kimiko liked the feeling of riding on Dojo, it kind of was like a vibrator.
Meanwhile on the less retarded Heylin side, though thats still not saying much, that pussy bitch Jack Spicer was having sex with that retard Chase Young. "oh chase, give it to me!" he moaned in his queer voice. "Fuck you, we need to go get this epic bong wu shit." Chase said, getting out a baggy of coke. "Ok, I'll go get those dykes Wuya and Katnappe" Jack said. He went and interrupted the two bitches from where they were making out. All four of them then went to get the Golden Bong.
The Xiaolin retards and the Heylin queers made it there at the exact same time. So Omi, being the fag he is, challenged Jack to an acid trip showdown bitch. Everyone took their LSD and the showdown began. "The fucking challenge is whoever has the bigger boner wins" said Omi. "Fuck no!" shouted Clay from the sidelines. "Omi, your dick is like three inches long! And besides, your stoned. that makes it harder to get a boner" Clay informed him. But Omi already had his pants pulled down. No one could even see his dick it was so fucking small. But then Jack pulled his pants down. It turned out Jack had a vagina. So Omi won by default. "Holy shit that was trippy" said Dojo, already lighting up another joint.
Soon they were back at their temple/whorehouse. Kimiko was doing her nightly rounds of giving everyone blowjobs. Except Master Fung, of course. He had Omi do it. Then they all took a shower together and went to bed. Then they each went to their own seperate bed and went to sleep. But, unfortunately, to make extra money, Kimiko had been whoring herself out on the streets of Hong Kong or wherever. She had AIDS, and had given it to everyone else, and they all died a few weeks later. No one cared, and nothing really happened at all after that.
The end.