Yes. I'm sorry. I will get to the story now.
"My name is Rei. I am on my deathbed. Haruka stabbed me in the side. You want to know why? I sharted in the pool. I am lieing by the pool, slowly but surely dieing. I want to drown myself. The pool is to my left. I can't though. I want to just roll over and drown in the poopy water. Nagisa already drowned Haruka in the pool because Haruka stabbed me. I think Nagisa loves me a little more then he should.I wish I could go home and tell mom.
Ohh! Rin is there to my right! Rin! Please help me!" Rei said.
"Oh, ok. I'll help." Rin said.
"Thank you so much. You are saving my life!"
*Rin starts to roll him in the poopy water*
"Oh you want me to save your life! I was going to roll you in the poopy water." Rin said.
"Oh please don't! My Buse blood is all coming out. My dad is a Buse. I pooped on his bed." Rei said.
"How many butt turds?" Rin said.
"21, dude. It felt like knives coming out." Rei said.
"Yeah dude. I know how that feels." Rin said.
"Hey girls" Nagisa said.
"You be gay?" Rei asked.
"Yes and I love you, Rei! Your glasses are so sexy!" Nagisa said.
"You guys should be together because you guys are like the worst people. Plus I ship you. I had a dream about it. You guys got married!" Rin said.
"I am the best ever! I have fricken glasses!" Rei said.
"So?" Rin said.
Rei just died. They were talking about butt farts and butt turds when he died. Then Makoto woke up.
"Really? It was all a dream? Well I do ship Rei and Nagisa like Rin ships them" Makoto said.
He heard a knock at the door.
"It's me, Rei!" He said.
"Your a minority. You have subtitles." Makoto said.
"Bruh!" Rei said.
"Just kidding!" Makoto said opening the door.
"Hey! I just wanted to tell you something!" Rei said.
"What is it?" Makoto asked.
"I have tingly nips" Rei said.
"Only Tomoki can have tingly nips!" Makoto said.
"I'm just kidding!" Rei said.
"I will kill you and your husband" Makoto said.
"HUSBAND?" Rei said.
"Yes! Nagisa" Makoto said.
"We're just dating! Word got out fast that we were dating!" Rei said.
"I heard it from Nagisa!" Makoto replied.
"Rin didn't wanted to go to the pool today so it will just be us." Rei said.
"Call and ask Haru if he wants to come with us." Makoto said.
"Ok," Rei said.
*Picks up the phone and calls Haru*
"Hello" Haru said in a deppressed like voice.
"Will you swim with me, Nagisa and Makoto?" Rei asked.
"I don't really care. My life is like a fart." Haru said as he hung up.
"Let's go pick up Nagisa so we can have some guy time." Rei said.
"In therelationship who is the girl?" Makoto asked.
"I think it is... yeah it is Nagisa." Rei said.
"So Nagisa can't come because he is the girl" Makoto said.
"Racist! If you don't let him go I won't!" Rei said.
"Just kidding!" Makoto said.
*They go to Nagisa's house and pick him/her up*
"Why couldn't Rin come?" Nagisa asked.
"He neeed to get his really wierd shark teeth check out!" Makoto said.
"Yeah those teeth are quite nasty!" Rei said.
"I'm sad Rin-chan can't come!" Nagisa said.
"Do you love him more than you love me?!" Rei asked.
"N-no! Aren't we going to Haru's house to pick him up?" Nagisa asked changing the subject.
"We will just go by his house" Makoto said.
"Darn it to heck!" Nagisa said.
"Do not make eye contact with any man!" Rei said.
"Yes honey!" Nagisa said.
*Haru comes out of the house*
"Haru let's go!" Rei said.
"I'm coming slowly but surely like a fart. Or maybe poop." Haru said.
"Have you seen Rin's nasty shark teeth?" Rei asked.
"No. Poop farts." Haru said.
"I didn't know you guys hated my teeth!" Rin said running away.
"Wait come back I l- I mean we need you!" Nagisa said.
*Then they were at the pool*
TO BE CONTINUED