Hello, my people you may be curious as to why your reading this. Well I am too so let's get this started. It was a windy, day full of fog and debris. As I walked out of my house I seen a mysterious man. The man said "It, is very "Charming" to meet you." Then he gave the boy a gift and walked along as he jumped into a sewer then left. As the boy was curious what would make him do this. He jumped into a trash can and tied garbage bags and spare rope together he shimmeyed himself into the containment unit. As, it wasn't really a trash can, as so it happens to be a psychic( a medium between the human world and the outer realms). As, the psychic swallowed him using "mystic" magic; It was apparent that the psychic was actually a demon named Nozfarlatu, and happened to be sadistic enough to make someone go blind by flickering the light on and off. While singing the song " I am the crenacious butt, now I will have seen you muster courage but, I have to say I'm going to whack you across the face with a mace, while bludgeoning your eyes out. Till, I choke you on a date( In this context I'm refering to the buff raisin). This goes with the most, while coming from a ghost I'll suck you G'day mate. Now I know what your thinking what kind of guy is like this or what is the literal meaning of this story. Well, I'll tell you, I may have to break the fourth wall in doing so... This story is about an RPG.