Disclaimer: It all belongs to Fred (Gallagher, not Krueger.) Except the story. Well, most of it.
"Hey, Erika." Piro said as Hayasaka Erika came into the Megagamers store, "Have you seen Largo lately?"
"No. Is there something wrong?" She asked. She smiled inwardly. Piro was dressed like a pink teddy bear. She loved making him cosplay animals.
"Well, it's just he's been gone a really long time and," he hesitated, fiddling with one pink bear ear, "he may be getting in trouble again."
"You want me to look for him?" Erika asked. She and Largo have been going out for some time by now, and Erika now got generally worried when no one knew where Largo was. Mostly for the reason that when he was gone, half of Tokyo would be destroyed by maniac Sony and Sega workers with large guns, a Rent-A-Zilla, a ninja, or a mob of undead zombies.
"No, I'll look for him." Piro said taking off the teddy bear helmet. "Can you watch the store?"
"Like I always do when you chase Largo around Tokyo?" Piro nodded. "Sure. Go get him."
"Thanks, Erika!" Piro said as he walked out of the store.
Erika leaned against the counter, the quiet deafening. She knew by what the ninja said, that it would be twenty-five minutes before the next fanboy walked in asking to buy something, then get her autograph. She sighed. She hoped Largo came back soon.
"Now, if I were Largo," Piro muttered to himself, "where would I be?"
"...Beer machines."
Author notes: Short intro, then Largo sh4ll b3 t3h p4wnz0r 0v3r t3h z0mb13s.